So. this chick who gives me head pretty much whenever we are alone, is about to come over, we will be alone.

i will post if i am succsessful or not when i get the chance

In before KetchLock.

As your about to cum scream BIG BUCKS NO WHAMIES and hit her on the top of the head and push her head all the way down. i promise you her reaction will be hilarious.

good luck

Or she'll puke on you...

I'd bite down if a guy did that to me.

How about you post during the blowjob.
And post pixx.

qfmft

PIXPIXPXIXPIXPXIPXIXPXIXPIXPXIXPXIPXIXPXI

Im going to masturbate to animie porn now WINNOOOORRRRR

I'm posting here because I have nothing to do. But, really man, this isn't very fucking interesting news.

It's usually considerate to cite sources.

+1rep

It's usually considerate to cite sources.

Tell that to Dane Cook. From Wikipedia:

After the release of his CD/DVD Retaliation, similarities were noticed between Cook's work and material recorded on Louis C.K.'s 2001 album Live in Houston.[9] The bits in question are Louis C.K.'s "Itchy Asshole," "Guy On A Bike," and "Naming Kids." In 2005, Dane Cook performed and released three similar routines on Retaliation.[10] These are "Itchy Asshole," "Struck By A Vehicle," and "My Son Optimus Prime," respectively. In Cook's episode of "Comedy Central Presents," Louis C.K. receives a writing credit for the use of his stand-up material.[11]

...Comedian Joe Rogan has spoken on many occasions (including the December 1, 2006 broadcast of the Opie and Anthony Show) about Cook performing a bit on an episode of Premium Blend that Rogan claims to have performed earlier in clubs with Cook present



To the OP....SIIHB

Mike


(stick it in her butt)

Put it in her butt hole.

God speed.

Pix dude. Bonus points if you get one in mid WHAMMIE, conking her on the head.

Fuck the lame Dane Cook joke, give her the classic "Angry Pirate"

As defined by Urban Dictionary
Angry Pirate is preformed when a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.

hai2u?

As you are about to cum, push her head down in the usual fashion, but yell out, 'I have herpies!'. By now you are holding her head down so she can't move and she will choke on your cum and it will come out of her nose.

Perhaps an Angry Dragon?
Source? Friends+Urban Dictionary

Angry Dragon
Get some head, and as you are about to cum, get ready. First make sure you're in the right position...girl on her knees, you standing up. So, that out of the way, cum. RIGHT as you're done(before she can swallow), grab her hair, pull her off your dick, cover her mouth, and swiftly judo chop her in the throat, causing her to spit outwards, but alas, your hand is covering her mouth, and will cause her to make the cum come out of her nose, which will result in her looking and, oddly enough, acting like an angry dragon.

lol, I like my version better. My mate told me about it and he had a funny name...but I forgot. i think he got it off urban dictionary as well.

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Found it :D

Alaskan Firedragon

When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

1.) Pics.

2.) Vids.

3.) Shout OPTIMUS PRIME as you blow your load all over her face. Then, murder/suicide using only your cock. Be creative!

awesome news

The suggestions here are either destructive or lame.

I had a chick like that once. Take a shower just before she gets there. Be wearing nothing but a robe when you answer the door.

In the event of Jehovah's Witnesses, remove robe before opening door.

Or invite them in.

Your robe.

lawls I love putting my ponos in girl's mouths.

Why is it everyone feels the need to make threads about meaningless events in their sex life? I get blowjobs on a weekly basis, nobody gives a shit, seriously.

Random Fact: I have never gotten a blow job.

Another South Australian!!! You my friend are the 6th or 7th person (I think)

I'm adding you to msn so we can talk about farmers union iced coffee

Dude - this is just a lame way to get some attention.

Unless your chick is offering to give some of us one for free, shut up and enjoy. It's not like it's your first blow job or anything.......

...and you think that anyone here cares?

Zomg!

Pics or it didn't happen.

damn this thread sucks

Wouldn't this require three arms? I'm trying to visualize it, and unless you either kick her or cock slap her in the throat, I don't see how it can be done without a third arm.

Its a good thing she cant get pregnant from oral. Id hate to see you reproduce.

and i would be interested because...?

Wouldn't this require three arms? I'm trying to visualize it, and unless you either kick her or cock slap her in the throat, I don't see how it can be done without a third arm.

You'd just pull out , cover with the left hand (for example), and chop with the right.

Not that I encourage this move.

He must have listened to your ideas.

RIP person.