About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Vices > Bad Ideas
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bad Ideas Fraud, vandalism, torture, theft, revenge, scams, and other bad ideas. Please do a forum search and site search before posting. Questions about explosives, drugs, weapons, and hacking do not belong in this forum. Please keep things theoretical in nature. Do not admit to crimes you have done or are planning to do.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1   Add Surak to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 05:22
Surak Surak is offline
Regular
 
Mount Selya Vulcan Surak is an unknown
Default I need to covertly break a television set.

Here's my problem, there's a TV in my house that I'd love to see stop working because the only person that uses it is a snotty little cunt (no need for details, this isn't an S&A thread.) I want the TV to break but I can't just smash the fuck out of it with a tire iron like I would normally. It's a Toshiba tube TV, any ideas on how to stop this damn thing from working?
Reply With Quote
  #2   Add miron721 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 05:56
miron721 miron721 is offline
New Arrival
 
miron721 is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

open it up and just start cutting wires at random. if you're lucky, it may pop and fizzle instead of just not turning on.
Reply With Quote
  #3   Add smoothpyrogen to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 06:14
smoothpyrogen smoothpyrogen is online now
Regular
 
about 93 million miles from th Send a message via AIM to smoothpyrogen smoothpyrogen is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Pour water through the top vents while it's on, or do it right before her favorite TV show, so it's still wet when she turns it on.

Alternately, pour bleach or hydrochloric acid through the vents and just leave it overnight.
Reply With Quote
  #4   Add 21100575 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 06:54
21100575 21100575 is offline
Regular
 
Your house. Send a message via AIM to 21100575 Send a message via MSN to 21100575 21100575 is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Take everything out, and put a cat in there.

"93 channels and nothing but cats?"
Reply With Quote
  #5   Add Sex Panther to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 09:03
Sex Panther Sex Panther is offline
Regular
 
Sydney NSW Australia Sex Panther is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

I lol at the fact you need to post to find out how to kill a tv

Just bash the bottom/back with the heel of your hand for a while

Pour water/other volatile liquids down the vents and turn on. Voila.

Hide the remote. Maybe the lazy asshole will just let it be.

Take the tv outside. Pour a BIT of a flammable liquid down the vents without letting the liquid touch the vents, or any other visible area. Drop a match. Hopefully that should screw it up enough, without too much visible damage.

If you're REALLY lucky it'll completely hollow out the inside...but probably not
Reply With Quote
  #6   Add scorpio2121 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 12:18
scorpio2121 scorpio2121 is online now
Regular
 
England Israel scorpio2121 is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Break the plug, for example take the fuse out and then swap all the wires round, then when he plugs it back in KABOOM.
Reply With Quote
  #7   Add ComradeAsh to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 13:55
ComradeAsh ComradeAsh is offline
Regular
 
Oh! Sweet Nothin' ComradeAsh is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Replace the fuse with one of a much lower amplitude.
Reply With Quote
  #8   Add twilightki to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 14:05
twilightki twilightki is offline
Regular
 
Massachusetts twilightki is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Next time that person leaves a drink on top of the tv, or near the tv, take the drink and like some others have said, pour it in the tv when they're not there, and leave the drink on top of the tv, so they think it's their fault.
Reply With Quote
  #9   Add FullMetalJacket to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 15:15
FullMetalJacket FullMetalJacket is offline
Regular
 
Australia FullMetalJacket is an unknown
Default Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Heat up the extension lead with a heat gun right before it goes into the TV. melt it for a while, then push it inside a little so it can't be seen. If it works, you'll melt out the insulation in a spot and it'll short, then catch fire.
Reply With Quote
  #10   Add Jizzmeister to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-17, 18:30
Jizzmeister Jizzmeister is offline
Regular
 
England Jizzmeister is an unknown
Unhappy Re: I need to covertly break a television set.

Lol, I was just going to suggest replacing the fuse with a duff one.
Reply With Quote
This thread continued for 3 pages in the real archive, 21 posts total - only page 1 survived here.
Reply


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode
Hybrid Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode
Threaded Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics