Ok so get this, this past sat (14th), was my gf's 16th bday. I had to go, and anyways it was my first time meeting her mom, even though she didn't even speak with me. Apparently her moms friend is a nurse, and before i showed up i smoked 2 small bowls.

She told me the next day that her mom loves me. Her best friend said she would hate me.

Well today her like best friend sends me a msg over aim that says, like her mom is gonna drug test me before prom and if i pop postive then shes gonna not let her go with me or some shit.

I'm not sure if she means the night before prom, a week from now or what but my prom is like april 13 i want to say.

I thought the shit was kind of funny. I don't know if she will actually do it or not. Any other guys (or girls) had there parents test there bf/gf for drugs at any point?

I'm defintly smoking friday (4/20 hell yeah), but after that i'm gonna try to stay clean.

Any excuses i could use if i do test positive?

BTW it honestly doesn't make a difference to me if i goto prom or not. Just not a big deal to me. Now the after parties is where it's all at.

Oh so prom was 3 days ago...
Then no worries
Hey jackass i think you meant MAY 13th

yeah may is what i meant lol.

Just say I can't pee while you watch and switch the urine or something.
If she wants to search you say you feel uncomfortable about it and don't let her.

you can always flush if ya want. There not going to hair ya. That shit is expensive.

I think you are all missing the point here. The friend doesn't like you for whatever reason and is trying to cock block you. She was wrong in her analysis about the mom not liking you right? Where the hell did she come up with this latest "truth"? Have you talked to your girlfriend about the prom and a possible piss test? All I can say bud is keep your eye on that "friend".....she sounds like trouble to me and I see many headaches in the future.

well i'm for sure not gonna whip my cock out in front of her mom and take a piss.

Two, whoever said she would search me. I'm not that stupid to show up at her house with weed in my pockets. Screw that.

No after her friend told me, about an hour later i called her about it and asked her when her mom planned on doing it.

She said she had no idea, but that her mom "might" do it.

Either way whatever the fuck happens, happens.

After 4/20, just lots of water for me lol. How long would it take assuming i smoked everyday over spring break, and a couple days a week this last week and week before last (spring break was first week of april).

I'm about 205, 5'10".

BTW way her mom looks like a straight up dood. Shes kinda scary lol.

Edit: No her best friend said that her mom wouldn't like me before i met her, cause shes like crazy. All the people that know her mom said shes really weird. Her best friend got yelled at because she was in there with my gf watching tv while her mom wasn't home or some crap. So yeah, i did actually ask my gf about it.

What the fuck kind of weirdos think they can just go around drug testing their children's friends?

Why not? If she likes what she see's you might be able to hit it before you take your girl to prom. MAke sure she gives you an oral piss test.

Just say no, don't give into peer pressure. But seriously, just say "NO" and that the relationship with your girlfriends mom shouldn't be started out with distrust on her part and that you don't have to take a drug test to prove yourself or something along those lines.