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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-16, 22:11
Easy Rider Easy Rider is offline
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Default This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

Wtf? Apparently she told him that she was pregnent, and then he was all "Oh okay get an abortion take care of it" and ran off and flirted with other girls. Now she wants me to go fuck him up for this.

Wtf? I don't really feel like doing that because I'm sure shes playing me some way. But the kids a total bitch anyway so it might be fun...
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:15
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

I don't care how pussy whipped you are - there should be no girl in the world that would force you to fuck a guy just because he got her pregnant.....

Seriously, this is their problem, not yours. Support her decision, what ever it is, and thats about all you can do. It's not like she isn't half responsible.

If your gunna play the game, be prepared for what might happen.....
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:19
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

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Wtf? Apparently she told him that she was pregnent, and then he was all "Oh okay get an abortion take care of it" and ran off and flirted with other girls. Now she wants me to go fuck him up for this.

Wtf? I don't really feel like doing that because I'm sure shes playing me some way. But the kids a total bitch anyway so it might be fun...


I'm gonna be honest: It would be a lot more fun to fuck the guy up than to not fuck the guy up. Not only did you say it would be fun because he's a bitch, but it would completely eliminate her ability to nag you for not doing it. Also, it could get you laid. If you don't want to, however, just let her know that you're not her bitch.
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:20
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

Punch her in the stomach, problem solved.
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:24
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

I'm gonna be honest: It would be a lot more fun to fuck the guy up than to not fuck the guy up. Not only did you say it would be fun because he's a bitch, but it would completely eliminate her ability to nag you for not doing it. Also, it could get you laid. If you don't want to, however, just let her know that you're not her bitch.

Yeah I'm going this way so far. It would just make me look like a loser if I fucked the guy up and then DIDNT get laid, but then again thats pretty unlikely because shes a slut.
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:24
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

Nono! You've misheard her. She says that he is an excellent fuck & that she thinks a threesome would be awesome!

She wants you & heem to doubleteam her.

Are you man enough?
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:37
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Don't bother doing anything to the dude, let them figure it out themselves and ditch the girl. If she has that kind of attitude about things I can tell you right now she's not worth it.. unless you love loads of drama and sleeping next to a crying baby.
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:43
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

Ok, first you have to determine whether she really IS a slut or if its just gossip. If you determine that she is slut, then its time for bartering. Ask her what its worth if you mess this guy up. If she claims she'll fuck your brains out, then ask for a "deposit".....whether its a quick handjob, titty fuck, whatever. If she balks at that suggestion, remind her that a hitman would ask for some kind of payment up front and then the balance paid in full after the fact. Go beat the shit out of this creep and then return for your just rewards Once you are done fucking her and using her as a cum dumpster, then you need to figure out how to throw her down a flight of steps without getting caught. Hopefully by the second or third thumpty thump down the stairs the pregnancy should be terminated. You need to do this for 2 reasons. The first being is if she DOES have this baby, she could now claim that YOU are the father at a later date.....and you could find yourself on Jerry Springer. Most importantly, the last thing this world needs is yet another malcontent with no father and a whore for a mom. This plan is flawless.
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:51
BOMBS OVER BEIRUT BOMBS OVER BEIRUT is offline
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

Dump her, no one wants used vagina.
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Old 2007-04-17, 23:10
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Default Re: This slut wants me to fuck up the guy that knocked her up

Are you dating her?

Don't listen to sluts. Just ignore the bitch.
 
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