This could prob go in Bitch & Moan but I'd rather make it here since this is probably the only community on totse that has interest in going to the gym and working out..


I'm just gonna vent and describe some of the idiots I come across with at the gym on an almost daily basis, I encourage everyone to add to the list if I missed some, and for those of you violating some of the gym etiquette this will wise your ass up-

1) jerks who leave their shit on equipment .. placing their powerade and ipod on a bench, walking around for 5 mins, stretching, use another machine, and then finally go back to do a set.. hey asshole if you aren't using it let someone else, jus because you put your stuff there does not mean you have 'claimed' it. I encourage everyone to place there stuff to the side and use the piece of equipment, and don't apologize if they come back all pissed.


2) the sick fucks who spits in the drinking fountain ... not only is it jus nasty in general, but what pisses me off the most is these idiots don't even do it by the drain, so it doesn't wash down right away and just stays chilling near the top because the fountain water isn't strong enough to carry it down. so I go in for a drink inbetween sets and my mouth comes within 3 inches of contact of a nasty lugie. fucking inconsiderate asshole.


3) idiots who exercise near equipment they aren't using.. this one is probably what pisses me off the most and I see most often. some dude will be doing dumbbell front-lateral raises standing up, and be literally so close to a bench or piece of equipment that his leg/thigh is actually touching the side of it sometimes. then when I go up to take that bench I disrupt the rhythm of his set and he gives me this 'how dare you' type look.. this also applies to the morons who decide to do bicep curls standing directly 2ft in front of the weight rack. find an open space you idiots, there are pleanty of them in the gym.


4) the sweaty pig who doesnt wipe down self explanatory.. nothing more disgusting than a dude gushing like a faucet while using a machine, then walks away from it leaving a huge sweatspot.. absolutely nasty.

I sweat a lot, but I ALWAYS wipe down. One time though, I go to get a sanitary wipe, and this bitch sits down before I can even wipe it off. She called me a dick, so I basically ended up calling her a dumb whore.

I usually just wipe my sweat off on the equipment.

this should be in bitch and moan... Go to Curve's or an equivalent womens gym your obviously too much of a pussy for a real gym.

1)stop bitching and move it, how hard is that

2)Stop being such a pussy "Oh no my face is near germs!!!"

3)Wait till he's done his set (max like 1 minute) and get on the equiptment or move it or ask him to move... again stop bitching and do something about it

4)You are truly a wuss... ITS SWEAT! Deal with it, you sweat too its not gross... you should be showering after the gym anyways, I could just see you in a martial art or wrestling "EWWW he got sweat on me Gross!!"

my descriptions ringin a bell for the bullshit you pull when you go and work out?? stop hawking lugies in the fountain, you fucking tool.

Fuckin' deal with it. My main complaints with my fitness gym is that theres not enough sweat, not enough people are bigger than me, and they have air conditioning.

ooh ooh my turn, I hate:
assholes who squat in the curl rack
or even *gasp* grunt during a set of deadlifts

spitting in the drink fountain is fucking rank. if you have to spit then use a toilet.

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i hate that chalk shit they leave all over the place.

I hate the look dudes give you when you're walkin around the locker room naked, doin some back stretches, just relaxin on the benches after liftin. I mean that's what they're there for! To relax in the company of other men!