From a grocery store. What's the best way to conceal a bottle of booze? I know where in the store no cameras hit, so I'm safe there. I'm just wondering whether I should go with my jacket sleeve, under the jacket...or if I should use a coat and go for the inside umbrella pocket.

Let me know what you guys think.

I would go in with a cane and act like a cripple and then have a pocket sewn on the inside of your pants towards the bottom and make sure that they are really baggy pants. The cripple part is so you dont look like your walking funny when your walking out with it in your pants.

I'm going for a simple 3 minute shoplift here...nothing complex or kooky as shit.

I usually go to a large grocery store.

Steps

1) Grab what you want.

2) Walk out. (Don't try to conceal the item)

Thats all you have to do at grocery stores. Nine times out of Ten the people working there don't even see you. If they do see you they'll just assume you already payed for it.

Would it be ideal to have a friend open up the *entrance* automated doors for me, since there is no camera on them? I wouldn't have to conceal it, and I wouldn't be on camera leaving the store with any merch.

My favorite way was to wear one of those belts that stretches, wear it kind of loose on loose fitting pants, but have it tight enough so that when you put the bottle into your waistband it makes the belt stretch tight enough to keep it glued to your side. Just pull your shirt, jacket, sweatshirt or whatever over the bottle, and you're good to go!

My friend tried it with a leather belt and got 4 steps before it fell and shattered on the inside of his pants. Try to explain that to the clerk... "Well, you see... the beer dropped and shattered" "Well, I see that, but why did it break inside of your pants?

Haha, that's a nice story. I have a pair of pants with a high-tension stretching inline around the waste...pretty much makes it so belts aren't needed. I walked around the house for a minute with a full jar of mayo in there, so it's a go. I'm getting wasted tonight.

Quick Q: I'm going for 4 bottles, not giving a shit about alarm or anything else. I'm running out of the store fast as shit, and going to smash one bottle behind me. Should this work? I have a get-a-way.

I've shoplifted a total of 50 bottles of alcohol this way, a total cost of $1388.60.

I actually went through all my old posts and calculated that out, by the way.

Cool then, I'll just go with that.