Bear with me ....

But go watch this (http://tinyurl.com/39arut) before reading any further.

Yes we (men) I think, all do it. Put us infront of a computer (or a car) and you'll hear something like this (a typical morning in chez ketch):


"Oh yess...come on babe....was that what you wanted??11...dance..bitch dance...tanz avec..oh NO no nOooooo....don't..don't ...YOU FUCKING POX DOCTOR'S STRING BAG...gonna reboot you with a springer stiefel..!111..got it, awww come on bebeh don't be..YES!11 I am the bestes *dances* I'm good DAmn I'm good, ask me I'll tell you *punches air*...suck it allll up girl...... Ist ja hitverdaechtigt..*plays air-guitar*"

See what I mean ?

So what has this got to do with S&A?

Well first off, why don't women seem to have this sort of relationship with computers? (and why are computers 'female'??!)

Secondly, why aren't we men that uninhibited, that animated when talking to our female partners?

*grunt* "yeah thats nice ,dear"

I mean, beyond the ' oh yes i'm the daddy, thats what you want bitch' naffness in bed that some men seem to do.

1. More men work with computers than women.

2. If any guy started grunting like that to a woman during a conversation, he'd be alone forever.

3. You need new ways to get off.

<3

Jack, ffs man, I don't understand you anymore.

So there have never been days when you have spoken more affectionately and 'intense' with your PC or your car than with your girlfriend?

So there have never been days when you have spoken more affectionately and 'intense' with your PC or your car than with your girlfriend?

i kick my pc.

i slap my bitch.

kapeesh? :)

i kick my pc.

i slap my bitch.

kapeesh? :)

NO!

I am disgusted with you.

... kicking a pc won't make it work any better, trust me on this.

:P

I don't know if I'm missing the point here but I think it might be because men are more competitive.

That is all.

I talk to my computer and give it warnings and tell it off and things. I don't call it anything vaguely romantic though...

I yell at my computer when it doesn't the work the way I want it to, or how its suppose to. Especially when it's spyware, or a problem won't close.

Sample conversation:

"YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ME LIKE I RUN A FUNERAL PARLOUR YOU FUCKING SPYWARE COCKHEAD!"

I will tell characters to do well if I'm playing an RPG. Pokemon for instance.. "Stay with me charizard.. don't bow out on me now!"

I'll say "come on... come on..." or "oh, ffs" if the computer freezes up, but that's about it... I've never, uh, whispered sweet nothings to it.

True that. Although I dont get too upset at my computer that much anymore since they stopped mining what it runs on.

1. More men work with computers than women.


Lol you're silly. :)

True that. Although I dont get too upset at my computer that much anymore since they stopped mining what it runs on.

*badly needs to go upgrade his to coalfired*...the mice in that treadmill are getting old.

Lol you're silly. :)

It's true in Australia :(

<3

well i talk to my computer too, but i'll be damned if it's anything affectionate

"you fuckin piece of shit, you freeze right now and i'll literally DESTROY you... i'ma get a hammer and fuckin bash you until i turn you into dust"

then again, this happens rarely...

because computers are a money pit that constantly needs new accessories.

well i talk to my computer too, but i'll be damned if it's anything affectionate

"you fuckin piece of shit, you freeze right now and i'll literally DESTROY you... i'ma get a hammer and fuckin bash you until i turn you into dust"
Yep. Though occasionally I'll try to coax it: c'mon, please work...

Secondly, why aren't we men that uninhibited, that animated when talking to our female partners?
I am! :D

(and why are computers 'female'??!)

Because they never work when you want them to and nag about the smallest things and freeze completely if you make a mistake. That and what Lotek said, brilliant

I can't get the video clip to play!

*Sobs feels left out*

my lappy is a male. we have a very turbulent relationship.

You don't get frustrated with a computer once you and the electrodes start to move poeticly in sync; like a powerful ballet of man and machine.

Most of the things I say to my computer are,

-You son of a bitch

-Fuck you

-God damn it

-I need my totse

-Little bitch

-Fucking Christ

-You're being a dick

-You God damn cuntbitch

-You louzy piece of shit

Dear jack,

You're weird.

Sincerely,
jojabr

I don't think it's a male/female difference so much as a geek/non-geek difference.

"Oh, yes, YES, compile, that's it!"

Of course, my computer is a guy, with my Windows installation being an alcoholic bastard who beats me and the kids...

"Dance Monkey Boy DANCE!"?