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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-16, 00:19
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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the spunk is 45% brown, and is "fibre reinforced" anybody ever seen this before? starts out "normal" color, then the diseased/brown, then finishes with "normal" again. and all except the last 25% of so is somewhat fibrous. been going on a good 5 or 6 months.
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Old 2007-04-16, 00:24
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You've been cumming brown shit for 5 to 6 months and you never thought to go to the doctors, and you're just asking for advice now?! Uhh...

Better hope you're not broken for life.
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Old 2007-04-16, 00:25
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And what the FUCK is fibre reinforced sperm? This thread is going to give me nightmares.
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Old 2007-04-16, 00:32
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And what the FUCK is fibre reinforced sperm? This thread is going to give me nightmares.

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Old 2007-04-16, 00:33
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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Stop fucking scarecrows!
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Old 2007-04-16, 00:49
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Found this on google nonetheless:

Brown coloured stuff in semen

Q. I recently masterbbated and when i ejaculated there was some brown colored stuff in with my semen. Is there some thing wrong or does this happen occasionally?

A. The colour of semen does change as does its texture. Generally speaking however it should be pearly white not dissimilar to raw egg white. Old blood turns brown and you may have suffered from a blow to the testicles earlier on. Badly designed bicycle saddles on mountain bikes are a prime suspect. You could also have suffered an infection which can cause slight bleeding into the semen.

Prostatitis, inflammation of the prostate or an enlarged prostate can also bleed although the blood is generally red in colour. Finally testicular cancer can make its presence felt in this way so it makes sense to get it checked by your own doctor sooner rather than later.
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Old 2007-04-16, 01:57
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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cancer eh? but then again if its not, i make a fool out of myself and bring shame to my name, and that isnt acceptable
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Old 2007-04-16, 02:40
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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Whats so shameful about getting checked for testicular cancer? You WANT to die?
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Old 2007-04-16, 02:40
theif theif is offline
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sometimes my cum comes out as well... its hard to explain but i think im becoming spiderman.
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Old 2007-04-16, 04:11
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cancer eh? but then again if its not, i make a fool out of myself and bring shame to my name, and that isnt acceptable


Or you could lose the risk of just dropping dead. Your choice.
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Old 2007-04-16, 04:27
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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this sucks. i figured it would go away over time but after this thread im getting more than a little worried. if it isnt anything and its normal, then ive disgraced myself. if it is abnormal, then i need surgery or radiation or who knows what. damn. it.
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Old 2007-04-16, 04:32
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if it was blood turning brown i would think it would take it awhile to turn brown. i would try beating it every hour or so for a few hours and see what it looks like.

but dude go get it looked at, no shame in telling the doctor " i was beatin it to some kiddie pr0n yesturday and when i went to wash out my sisters sock, my splooge had brown crap in it"
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Old 2007-04-16, 04:38
Myron Mujadi Myron Mujadi is offline
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oh yeah i almost forgot, this doesnt sound like a familiar std? ...if i do have an std i got it through a freak accident like somebody sneezing in my drink or some shit, so probably not a std.

and no, it takes like a week to build up. im like semi-impotent anyway; i can only get hard like twice a week or so, unless i focus like a buddhist master. in the rare case a wad is shot within short period the second one is relatively cleaner. its still kind of fibrous but at least no brown, more just yellow tint. but after 3 or more days of letting it build up theres the brown.

i appreciate the insights and advice. and i know it sounds fucking nasty. sorry. seems like this is as good a place as any to see if anybody else is familiar with it.
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Old 2007-04-16, 05:24
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Dude - I think you and your boyfriend have got the entirely wrong idea about how to do anal sex....

I kid, I kid....

Seriously, you have a fucked up set of values. There ain't nothing more important than your own health, especially the health of your reproductive system.

Although, if you do only cum once a week, mabey cum goes off, or discolours slightly. I wouldn't know - I don't think I have had to wait a week for like 15 years or so....lol.

What does it smell like? And what is the consistency exactly like?
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Old 2007-04-16, 08:48
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That's really weird. I haven't had that happen before, but one time I got so depressed that I didn't masturbate for several months. I didn't seem to have any wet dreams either. When I finally decided to jerk off, there were some weird little yellow chunks in my sperm.
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Old 2007-04-16, 09:06
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=>doctor
 
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