FUCK im screwed!!!! FUCKK

As it would turn out this silly girls mother made her promise not to have sex until university... neither of us have graduated.

Fuck, thats it im NOT not having sex for that long... AGGHH FUCK girls should have little tag cards on them saying how long its going to be before theyll screw you...

Fuck, thats it im NOT not having sex for that long... AGGHH FUCK girls should have little tag cards on them saying how long its going to be before theyll screw you...

They should have big cards on, so they can fit the vital information of their current marital status, their age, a full list of their mental/imge disorders categorised A-Z, whether they've cheated before and what sexual activities they won't do.

They should have big cards on, so they can fit the vital information of their current marital status, their age, a full list of their mental/imge disorders categorised A-Z, whether they've cheated before and what sexual activities they won't do.

Also: insane dads/boyfriends, and whether or not theyre on their fucking period

Oh BTW if this girl lies to you it's not a good sign...if she lies about this you just can't tell what else she'll lie about, and I dunno about you but I don't want to have to live in fear and suspicioon about what could be going on.

Can't get pregnant in the poop chute... free ticket to anal, in my mind. But seriously, determine whether the relationship is more important to you than sex.

promise her that you will beat the shit out of her stomach after having sex to kill the newly concieved fetus.

Don't forget the coat hanger that was on the stove for hours and hours...

haha good responses guys sort of cheered me up... i am going to have to think about it alot, im only 18 so i dont want to fuck myself over for sex for the next 3+ years.. :( But i do love her which is the reason why i havent dumped her already, she never lied about it though, the condom safety IS part of it, since her mom doesnt want her to get pregnant and fucking up her life being an early mom. .. i duno if she had to get an abortion or something at that age... fucking cunt.

Anyways, i AM respectful enough not to try and convince her to go against what her parents are telling her (shes not 18 and its not exactly the stupidest demand from them). HOWEVER... i will try and break her mentally... eventually ill make her crack she's told me that we would have if it wasnt for the parents... which i cant really say whether or not its credible but whatever... i do know she IS a virgin.... why does this happen to me >:(

It's kind of sad that she's only holding back because of her parents.

Sometimes parents give good advice, but it's stupid to do something just because your parents suggest it. Sometimes they give bad advice too.

The only time your girlfriend's parents should decide whether or not you have sex is if you're trying to have sex with your girlfriend's parents.

Has anyone else dealt with this before and won? Id like some advice on dealing with it or what you said if you have.

Anyways... its not that bad, we have an 'everything but' relationship going on now and she wouldnt do anal... well i havent tried convincing her yet anyways but considering shes a virgin its not likely

If you have to "convince" her, somethings not right.

Just have fun, and stop focussing on sex. You'll find once it's not an issue in your mind, you'll get more of it. Kinda like when you lose your car keys - the moment you stop looking because it's too late to go, they'll be sitting right in front of you.

But most importantly, have fun.

HOWEVER... i will try and break her mentally...

True love.

Just keep getting her horny. Everyday. Dry hump the fuck out of her everyday. She'll eventually be like 'zomg cok plz'.

lawl.

Give her an ultimatum, "fuck me or get the fuck out!". If she leaves then she didn't really love you, if she fucks you then you're happy.

:)

actually one time a condom ripped on me while i was doing it, no big deal though. i just grabbed another one and continued it. ripping/breaking condoms doesnt happen a lot of times. for me it's still safer than withdrawal.

One option is to try and build a relationship with her parents, get them to trust and like you, and then there's a chance they would be cool with you having sex with their daughter.

Tell her that you shelled out an extra $20 and got some rubbers with spermicide in the lube.

that is an extremely good idea, thanks... and to reply to the 'better relationship with parents' comment, the thing is, its not that theyre just making sex taboo because shes still in highschool, its more that they're fucking retarded and think shes going to get pregnant if she has sex even with a condom

here's what you do (this does work ive done it before)

1) tie a condom to a tap and call you girlfriend into the room

2) when she enters the turn on the tap

3) while the condom is filling explain in detail the tensile strength and molecular structure of latex and why this is relevant to condoms and sex

4) when you are done turn off the tap and point to the bloated condom sitting in the sink and say "im big but not that big"

5) invite your girlfriend to check for leaks

6) ???????

7) profit

WARNING: don't turn the tap on too much or use cheap condoms doing so may cause the condom to burst flooding the room, destroying your girlfriend's confidence and worst of all make you look like a fool

I'm 99.9% sure this isn't about condoms. Honestly? She's gonna keep shelling out excuses until you quit hassling her about it. She's prude. End of story. I say leave now if all you want is a piece of ass. I know girls like this. You're not getting any.

if she wanted to have sex, she'd get over it. i get the feeling that she's looking for an excuse not to.

She doesn't want to have sex with you.

This is everything you need to know:

Wheres the fucking picture? anywho...

Babies: Fun to make, fun to eat.

lol or he can do what the guy from youtube did, put the condom on his head and try blowing on it hehehe

As it would turn out this silly girls mother made her promise not to have sex until university... neither of us have graduated.

That's hilarious. I don't think in the history of humanity one of these promises has ever been kept for it's own sake. A promise that someone makes you say isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Babies: Fun to make, fun to eat.

If you say so, Mr. Swift.

dont they all have spermicide in them?

dont they all have spermicide in them?

No, they don't.

Anyway - your girlfriend doesn't want to root you. If it's that big a deal, find someone who will root you. Either that, or accept your relationship as it is. Not every relationship is the same, so don't try and push it in another direction one of you doesn't want to go.

Another option is there is something out you that repulses your girlfrind. Do you know what dick cheese is? If not, you should wash more, just to make sure your cock doesn't smell like blue-vein cheese.....

Just a thought.