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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-15, 19:15
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How do you come on to your hot high school teacher who just recently graduated from College and is now teaching?

She only started teaching last year and she digs me. How do I make the move?

I plan to buttfuck her and shoot my load in her poopshoot.

Discuss
 #2 
Old 2007-04-15, 19:45
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You quit watching myfirstsexteacher.com videos and quit dreaming.
 #3 
Old 2007-04-15, 19:54
LazerViperMouth LazerViperMouth is offline
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Digs you how?
 #4 
Old 2007-04-15, 20:26
Lazarus Lazarus is offline
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Digs you how?

With a shovel hopefully.
 #5 
Old 2007-04-15, 22:14
cam1021 cam1021 is offline
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Originally Posted by Asmodeuss
You quit watching myfirstsexteacher.com videos and quit dreaming.


I lawled.

Maybe your teacher is just a flirty kind of person, but what do u mean by 'digs' you.
 #6 
Old 2007-04-15, 22:25
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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Think about it. She's just gotten out of University. You're still in school. I think she'd rather have someone in her own lifestyle. That way her friends wouldn't call her things like cradle snatcher and paedophile. Forget it little boy.
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Old 2007-04-15, 22:28
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Why don't you ask Chronic the Hedgehog...? lol
 #8 
Old 2007-04-16, 01:33
Muscles Muscles is offline
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She probably wouldn't take the risk, seeing as how that could ruin her life and all.

reminds me though..
One of my high school goals was to have sex with a teacher, and last year this good lookin' student teacher came to one of my classes for a few months. Every day I'd hit on her and she'd reciprocate, and just when I was about to make some head way the regular teacher intervened nicely and I ended up getting suspended and having a talk with the principal, the regula teacher and the student teacher all at once about appropriate relationships with teachers. Afterwards, the student teacher apologized and said she didn't want that to happen, and tried to keep talking to me but I pretty much just ignored her.
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Old 2007-04-16, 01:46
Murder Then Suicide Murder Then Suicide is offline
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Ok, but do you think she would take the risk if you were over age 18?
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Old 2007-04-16, 02:34
Max Klinger Max Klinger is offline
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Originally Posted by Sick_Boy
Why don't you ask Chronic the Hedgehog...? lol


+1 for originality
 #11 
Old 2007-04-16, 06:06
chumpion chumpion is offline
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I would guess teacher - student relationships aren't exactly planned, especially by the student.....

Although, if you really wanted to have sex with her, just work out some way to get her alone after school for a while (think extra credit, or help with homework), then after half an hour politely explain to her how you are going straight to the principal and telling him how she asked you a lot of inappropriate questions, and tried to get you to do some sexual things with her. The only way to stop you going to the principal is for her to have sex with you.

You will undoubtably stuff it up, but that would be the only way you could plan something like this.

And seeing as how this isn't Bad Ideas, you shouldn't really do this. Seriously.
 #12 
Old 2007-04-16, 06:11
Chronic The Hedgehog Chronic The Hedgehog is offline
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Do it its a good idea trust me.
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Old 2007-04-16, 06:33
origamimavin origamimavin is offline
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Originally Posted by Chronic The Hedgehog
Do it its a good idea trust me.


^ fucking trust him
 #14 
Old 2007-04-16, 07:06
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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Originally Posted by Sick_Boy
Why don't you ask Chronic the Hedgehog...? lol


Because most of the noobs on here don't (or can't) recall what was posted here yesterday, let alone what was on here a few weeks ago.

Yellow Highlighters forever, eh? lol
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Old 2007-04-16, 07:12
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right by the beach
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Originally Posted by Chronic The Hedgehog
Do it its a good idea trust me.


Well, shit. I'm convinced.
 #16 
Old 2007-04-16, 11:15
Source Source is offline
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Originally Posted by Chronic The Hedgehog
Do it its a good idea trust me.

Didn't you also fuck it up?
 #17 
Old 2007-04-16, 13:03
HankW HankW is offline
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Be careful people this is one of hank wanker/Petsemetary's accounts
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Old 2007-04-16, 13:10
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god that thread pissed me off. He'd already gone out with the teacher, penetrated all her orifices and broken up, and months later people were still replying to that thread (having only read the first post) saying "you shud try and have sex with her lawl".
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Old 2007-04-17, 00:06
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Valhalla
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god that thread pissed me off. He'd already gone out with the teacher, penetrated all her orifices and broken up, and months later people were still replying to that thread (having only read the first post) saying "you shud try and have sex with her lawl".


So that's how it ended...I just assumed they both went to prison.
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Old 2007-04-17, 21:43
Chronic The Hedgehog Chronic The Hedgehog is offline
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Didn't you also fuck it up?

The relationship didint last, but I can still say I fucked a teacher and isint that all that really matters?
 #21 
Old 2007-04-17, 22:22
chumpion chumpion is offline
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Yeah. Sure you fucked a teacher.

Get any pics? (If there are some in the other post somewhere, I didn't see them...)
 #22 
Old 2007-04-20, 18:36
Source Source is offline
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The relationship didint last, but I can still say I fucked a teacher and isint that all that really matters?
You have a very good point there.
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Old 2007-04-20, 21:08
Beserk_Penguin Beserk_Penguin is offline
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Originally Posted by HankW
Be careful people this is one of hank wanker/Petsemetary's accounts


As if this thread doesnt stink of fucking troll.

Or someones daydreaming, who knows.
 
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