Hey Totse,
Today my family was planning on going to our beach house, but I said I wanted to stay so I can get some hw done. Anyway, I was going to get my gf and we were both gonna have sex for our first times cause we had like 5 hrs with an empty house. I think they found my condoms and now my fuckin' grandma said that she's dizzy and they left her here with me. I can still see my gf, but no longer have a place to have sex...can you please give me some ideas here???

Why can't you still sex your girlfriend up in the house? Is your gran going to be sitting in your bedroom with you?

Cause my gf's isnt even supposed to be over...we're at a "movie". I'm gonna take the keys to my gran's house when she's sleeping, and I'll fuck my gf there but I'm still open to ideas.

How about... in the movie?

And how old are you guys? Did you even bother asking your parents if she could stay the night? If they say no, just ask them where there's a nearby dirty alley. It worked for me.

Cause my gf's isnt even supposed to be over...we're at a "movie". I'm gonna take the keys to my gran's house when she's sleeping, and I'll fuck my gf there but I'm still open to ideas.

Yeah.

Fuck her on her plastic covered couch.