Tension between my little sister and I has recently risen to an all time high. I don't even question the fact that she is in the wrong and I am in the right. I've tried to be nice to her. I really have. But little things happen and she will bring up the cruelest, most irrelevant, insults just to piss me off and make me feel bad even I'm trying to reason with her. I often have the strong urge to just beat the fuck out of her, but is just out of the question. I don't like hitting women, for one, and I'd get in a hell of a lot of trouble. I wish I could just ignore her but we live in the same house so this is virtually impossible. I can't move out for a while either. it's very expensive to live around here and I don't have a decent job yet. So how do you put a BITCH in her place without hitting her?

Just to let you guys know. My parents totally agree that she is an evil brat. Maybe I should ask them about family therapy?

Well you really should be man enough to just ignore her and occaisonally 'put her down' in public with calm humourus one-liners.

However if you can't then you need to ensure her complete public humiliation .

Hundreds of ways you can do that.

But try and make the punishment fit the crime.

example...

She steals your chocolate? Lace the next bar with the strongest laxative available, tthe sort they use in hospitals...

Well I just did basically what you suggested Jack. I was talking to my mom about something not pertaining to mys sister and she interrupted our conversation with a snotty comment. I told her that I want us to get over our differences and not fight. She totally ignored this and continued being a total ignorant bitch. My mom saw that I was in the right, trying to solve our problems and that my sister was being a total cunt.

May she have a guilty conscience. (I doubt it though)

Piss on her couch.

Or

Show her goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty.

How old is your sister? Is she at a stage where her social life means everything to her? If so, I'm sure you can find something to either threaten her with or just do to fuck up her social life. Diarys? Myspace? Or find someone who dislikes her as much as you do and work with them?

Those ideas probably are shit, fortunately I don't have younger siblings.

How old is your sister? Is she at a stage where her social life means everything to her?

OH yes. She's a fucking high school cheerleader. I hope she'll grow out of her twisted mentality, but who knows. I was an evil little shit at one point, but I grew out out of it earlier than her though. I was never quite as ignorant as her either.

Begin hiding her favourite clothes/shoes/make up, she'll go insane finding them. Then sit back, watch, and enjoy. :D

Doing this will also take up her time, thus she'll have none to waste on bugging you.


<3

She must have stereotypical speech patterns? Can you exaggerate & "OMG! Like gag me with a spoon! Bufo to the max!" Subtley but totally mock her?

Do you still consider her family? Just a brat? You haven't given up hope (prob too soon for that...)

Here's sumpin'...Have you considered secretly vidding her? Not in the shower you perv! I mean when she's being the Bitch Queen? Does a brotha need a minor sista's permission to post vids of her if he has his mother's permission? :p

Hmmmmm. Here? YouTube? Any purpose to doin' such a thing?

Would folks watch her properly edited 'scenes'? What kind of comments would they leave? How fair/hard would it be for you to do this? Would you have to worry about the BQ's Revenge?

Might be just easier to get her put on Seroquel or sumpin'?

>>>Not an only child, Azalie? Sounds like the voice of experience. :p

I love the video taping idea, but that would be difficult to do well without blowing your cover, so May I suggest you find an excuse to tape everyone, and then make/do something to trigger her off, then focus he camera on her. This puts you more in the right and might just get you featured on youtube with a really funny clip.

While you are plotting that, espionage and public humiliation are your friends.

How did she ever become a cheerleader bitch in the first place? I have 2 younger sisters, and have seen to it that both avoid the whole "angsty teen bullshit" that alot of girls pull nowadays. My little sisters play video games and listen to rock. You must suck at being a role-model/big brother. :p

Make her the party favour for your friends and yourself.
Treat her like a whore and keep her in the middle of the room so you all can piss, spit, and pour beer on her.

Or you can tell her how fat she looks.

Ask her why she looks so tired?

"Are you putting on weight?"

"Are you pregnant?"

"What's happened to your hair!?"

Any disturbing but seemingly innocent question. Doesn't matter if she looks fine. Anything that brings questions in her own mind will wear her down.

*Sniff...sniiiiiffff* "Did you shower today?" :D

^ Definately, but you've got to be subtle about it or she'll just ignore it. Don't insult her directly, just hint it.

Or spread rumours shes a slut.

This would break her eventually, assuming you wanted to give her long term personality/eating disorders... do you still care about her? She is your sis after all...

Deffinately this. but ask these questions in a NICE way, so no-one could think you were insulting her.


"are you okay hun?.. you look really awfull.."



Failing that, tell your parents bluntly that the next time she pushes you too far you *will* hurt her.

They've been warned. If they cant rein in their little brat then you'll have to do it.


And really, wouldnt the satisfaction of smacking her be worth the trouble you'd get into?

a different approach to jack's idea..

indian food laced with strong laxatives..

she'll be shitting liquid fire for a while

???

profit

Okay, I've got it.

Take a pair of her underwear. Get some chocolate, or baked beans and dip the rear end portion into it and smear it all around.

Go to her school, tape the undies onto the locker with a note saying, "You need to stop leaving these all over the house."

Problem most likely will be solved.

Or when she has friends over, bust in and ask if she's taken her herpes medication yet.

I didn't read the replies so this might have been said...

Anyway, why don't you just hit her? She's your sister. Everyone I know pounded on or got pounded on by their siblings at least every once in a while...My boyfriend punched his sister in the nose because she hit him over the head with a frying pan, lol. I mean, don't try and seriously hurt her, but I little shove is okay...I think...

Im assuming you're both pretty young, and therefore she should grow out of it.

Don't go easy on her, ever. What moonmeister said was pure genious, but in an incredible evil way which I would never do to my younger sister (Im 22, she's 11... maybe different) but it sounds like it would make an impact in your situation.

The membership agreement I signed to get my &t account requires me to suggest that rape is the answer. Especially if she's your sister. Post pics.

...that out of the way... I don't suppose you've considered Nairing her shampoo right before whatever major cheerleading event her life for this year revolves around, would you?

It's minor, but it might make a good opening message. Prom, homecoming, and the like also make charming opening gestures in instilling the notion of tit-for-tat.

The people who suggested video taping her have the right idea. Some people won't realize how bitchy they are until you show them. If you have a way of taping her without her realizing it, that would be what I'd do. Record as much bitchiness as you can, and then show her. People like that tend to think they're being perfectly reasonable at the time, but she may see the light if she watches herself act like a cunt.

You are the mighty lord of the sea. I mean, why not simply poke her with your trident?

Show her goatse/tubgirl/lemonparty.

Agreed.

Hey man, if you want I'll hit her over the head with my skateboard.

I could be there in like, maybe an hour and half or two hours.

Not too long a walk.

Yeah?

naw just kidding

it's fucking cold out.

Maybe the simple butt punchings?

Get her used to random, single punches...

Then... Hello little girl, little squirrel! *1-2-3* as quick as you can.

You're just introducing her to proper family discipline. If she can dish it out. She can take it.

If you can take it. You can dish it out.

Golf club + sciatic nerve.

OR Magnesium sulphate + her morning drink before school.

FUCK WITH HER AS MUCH AS U CAN. Put shit in everything she uses, or eats. Call her a "fat whore" the occasional time, If she pushes u over ur limit, just smack her itll teach her a lesson. BUT THE BEST THING YOU COULD DO IS GIVE HER THE OLD COCK SLAP!:p

I had/have the same problem. I called her a cunt and a whole lot of other things in front of my mom(my parents don't curse, and I get in trouble when I do) So my mom constantly tries to get us to "bond" but I honestly try my best to not be home when she is, and when I have to, I just tell her if she says a fucking word to me I'll kill her. She shuts up, but my mom is always giving me shit.

I don't think irritating her is going to make your situation any more pleasent.

The video taping idea is good, maybe she can see what shes really like. Maybe have a family 'meeting' of sorts, to talk about how her behaviour is effecting the family, show her the tape - and hope for her to break down - She'll either break down or throw a fucking nut.

Otherwise, I would simply ignore her - I find that the silent treatment, or just not even acknowledging her might save you a lot of grief. She'll hate the fact that you aren't responding to her taunts and not giving her attention. Don't rise to her, turn a blind eye, pretend she's not there.

Just be a cunt to her at random times for no apparent reason, PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF HER SIDE, not in the ribs or anything but in the thigh or the top at of the shoulder are cool by me, heh, ok, yea ribs are fine, just not the front. Anyways, do that for a bit and while doing it call her some really harsh stuff like a dirty slut and such, nothing more, just as you are walking past flog her in the thigh, call her a dirty slut and keep walking. Works REALLY good if you are good at corking legs with your knee, do that instead if you don't want to punch her. Honestly though, I did hit my little sister like a guy up until I was about 15, with 4 guys and her being the only chick though she had really sore arms (lol, incest) from being punched for random shit, like, just an example but if one of us sore her eating with out manners she would get a punch from each side and kicks under the table :) and I can honestly say I have never met a nicer, more well behaved chick in my life though, we did it just enough to teach her not to do stupid shit because not every one is going to just sit and take it, but not so much that she became a sniveling wreak that married a wife beater. I in no way condone it once people are old enough but I am not getting in to that, yes, hit her.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

And really, wouldnt the satisfaction of smacking her be worth the trouble you'd get into?

Maybe if I was under 18 or had a lot of money for myself. If I hit her, not only would my parents likely kick me out (and I'd be screwed); the bitch would probably press charges against me and get me sent to prison.

It would be incredibly satisfying though.

How about you try, I dunno, being a good role model? Don't try and confront her outright, and try to be the bigger man, then it looks condescending.

I'm 18, and my little brother is 14. He's entering the angsty teenager phase and is starting to get a 'tude. I've found that the best way to solve this problem is to just address him like a friend, and lead by example. Maybe it's different with a girl, but it seems like fucking with her will only make the situation worse. After all, as harsh as she may be, crippling her social life is going pretty far.

Getting petty revenge will just make it worse. Tit-for-tat is pointless and stupid.

I know how incredibly annoying younger sisters can be (mine's a complete bitch a lot of the time, she's thrown things at me and hit me and broken things on me, she'll pretty much always make some bitchy comment when she sees me), but you just have to rise above it. Just don't let her see it getting to you. Be detached and cold and don't interact with her. Anything else will just spur her on.

Maybe if I was under 18 or had a lot of money for myself. If I hit her, not only would my parents likely kick me out (and I'd be screwed); the bitch would probably press charges against me and get me sent to prison.



Jesus. When did life get so..correct?

My brother and I smacked the shit out of each other. He's pushed me downstairs, I've stabbed him with scissors, he cut my teddy bear in half, I smeared toothpaste all over his guitars..

And then one day, all that shit stopped, and we grew up.



When did siblings start pressing charges against each other?!
Beating the shit out of your brother/sister is a vital part of the learning process in growing up!!


But thing is, siblings fight. There's no way to avoid it, and it's a part of freaking life!

IMO, dont annoy/embarrass her as that will just make things worse, i have an older sister and we used to fight a lot and she was a lot more umm.....she was a lot more annoying in a younger sister kind of way if you catch my drift. So anyway one time she was bashing me over the head with something and i had tried getting her to back off numerous times (a lot like you are now) and i eventually got pushed over the edge, i jumped out of my seat and i was about to land a solid punch in her but my dad grabbed my arm and i just stared at my sister. Over the years i got a pretty good stare going on so that worked pretty well.

What I'm trying to say is that if you just embarrass your sister or annoy her then shes just going to annoy you back, if you make her think its much more serious then she will back off. I suggest you do this by screaming at her in your scariest/serial killer voice that if she doesn't back off with what shes doing to you then you will <insert sadistic threat here>. If you do it right it will make her realize that you are not to be fucked with and she should *hopefully* go away. If that doesn't work then sit her ass down and talk to her in a calm but very very authoritative tone (like when you're telling a dog not to jump on the couch or something) that she should stop annoying you and be civil or there will be dire consequences. Something like that means a lot more to younger people. It's like when you were younger and your parents gave you the speech "I'm not angry I'm just disappointed". Remember how much that hurt :P well its the same with lots of things, if you scream and rant at her then it wont mean as much as you sitting her down and threatening her (very very very very very mildly, slight implications work best). Good luck with your annoying sibling :)

Everytime she is a bitch mark it down in your room, and then when she isnt their just take 1 of her items and throw it out for everytime she is a bitch. Don't break it cause you will get caught just hide/throw it in the trash. So everytime she is abusing you, you can just have a huge fucking smile knowing that she is going to be screaming in the morning looking for her shampoo/lipstick or mobile phone (oh that one is a winner). Never brag about it and you will never get caught.

Edit: Whenever my sister was a real bitch i used to spit on her pillow when no one was looking, lol wonder if it was ever still wet when she went to sleep?

..intervention!

How old are you two?

Videotaping is the way to go.

Maybe also you could try to provoke her with friends around and such. Or do this:

1.) One of her friends comes to the door
2.) You answer. Instead of going inside, be like "hold on, do you know how bitchy X really is?"
3.) Yada yada yada
4.) "Wait, just come inside and hide in this room for 2 seconds and watch"
5.) Provoke sister

Make sure that its one of her friends that shes in competition with, another Alpha Female.

My suggestion would be to just stare at her for about 30 seconds every time she says anything to you (remember not to crack a smile or anything else for that matter). Eventually she'll be freaked out enough to stop talking to you. Or go with Kate's suggestion to just ignore her

This the best idea out of any of those other things. The worst thing to do to a person is ignore them, believe me. Because that simply says that your insults are not even worth my time, therefore I don't care what you say or do. It's the worst thing in the world to be ignored. Don't hit her or videotape her or do anything. Just pretend she as a person does not exist. And she'll get frustrated, try to rile you up and stuff. But eventually she'll either get bored or detach herself completely or start asking why you're ignoring her. Then you can be the adult and say, I'm not going to dignify your actions with any sort of response until you grow up. That's the ultimate slap in the face.

Post pics of her on totse and show that to her.

That will teach her whos boss.

What usually gets them going is tell them this "I hope you get raped by 9 men, and then one stabs you, and then he burns your house down. I hope that guy isn't me because I'd make it a lot more painful." I know it sounds totally fucking gay here, but suggesting rape around women tends to piss them off.

Post pictures of her on Totse. It's your only hope now. Preferably nude ones.

KTHXBAI

stab her of course

*Turns back to other*

Just hit her. What's the worst that can happen?

There are only three types of girls you're allowed to hit in this world: your daughter, your sister, and whores.

She's meets the prerequisites for the last two. So give her a good whack. Preferably with a nice sack of oranges.

My parents go apeshit when I used to hit my big sister, she's 6 years older than me and used to hurt me a lot, until I got to a certain age. Then the tables turned. She once chased me up my bunk bed, at the top I hit her with a broom, she fell over the edge, hit the ceiling fan and was knocked out on the floor. My parents threatened to kick me out, but they didn't go through with it.

The point I'm getting at is: you'd probably give her a much weaker hiding than I gave my sister. That and you said a couple thing that make me think you're upperclass(ish?) (you live in an expensive area, family therapy [pretty expensive]). Your parents wont kick you out of home, it makes them look bad.

Oh yeah, some dude once said (No idea who):

"The only thing worse than being talked about too much, is not being talked about at all" - The way I see this also applies to attention. She's a fucking cheer leader! She loves attention. She'd rather have negative attention than no attention. Pretend she doesn't exist.

...or just take my other advice and kick her ass. Wait, better idea: kick her ass, then start ignoring her afterwards.

Alright, make small comments like:

"Are you okay? You look tired."
"I think you are growing out of those clothes"

It will really get to her.

Second, post her myspace on IFIOTW, or here with the username and pass if possible. Or you can email it to me at lt.flippy@gmail.com

Third, start hanging out with her friends. A lot of teenage girls have this fixation with older guys in college or whatnot. Then just talk to them and mention a few embarrasing things/stories about your sister. If you can, make sure she doesn't have any friends.

Fourth, invite your most perverted friends over if your parents let you. The ones that will hit on your sister. If she doesn't get creeped out, she might start being nice to you.

Call her a "Bloody Cunt" and laugh while she cries :)

I don't think he said she was 5 years old.

Stop the fussin' and the feudin'. :)

arquin, beating a girl because he has a chance to get away with it is not a solution. Seriously. Read that one over.

Neptune, you're taking the right approach. Just keep on keepin' on. I'm glad that you realize violence is not a good choice.

"Bloody cunt"? Nono, too infradig.

Just ask her randomly & often if her rag is being pretty bad?

Ask her if her teacher is making her put out?

With a 6 inch hunting knife, two bear traps, some barbed wire fencing, and a blow torch you could throw her in her place real fast

Stop the fussin' and the feudin'. :)

arquin, beating a girl because he has a chance to get away with it is not a solution. Seriously. Read that one over.

I reread it and took into consideration their ages, and I'll agree with you. Violence is not an option.

But seriously, siblings hitting each other (at a younger age than what they are) and shit is perfectly normal isn't it? :(...?

But seriously, siblings hitting each other (at a younger age than what they are) and shit is perfectly normal isn't it? :(...?

Play-fighting, it's called play-fighting.

Actually trying to hurt the other person though...not so day to day.