I love my girlfriend, But there are just some things that really fucking piss me off.

For instance, no matter what it is.. she can't help but accidentally spill it or knock it over. For some reason, she just loves to put her cups or bottle on the very EDGE of the table where it can easily be knocked over - No more than 5 minutes after putting it on the edge of the table; there we go, I have Dr.Pepper all over the fucking carpet.

She often lacks common sense. One day I was in route to go pick her up - she knew I had left my house and was on my way. 5 minutes away from her house she calls me and asks what I'm doing. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? RUNNING A MARATHON? HELLO!!! I'M DRIVING!!!

She does other things which are little, but really upset me. Like Make me wait when she KNOWS we're running late to school and I called her to confirm that she was ready.

Or, taking 2+ fucking hours to get ready. I'm a guy, so if someone calls me I can be ready in 15 minutes flat, her on the other hand has to take her sweet fucking time.

I was just wondering what fellow Totseans hated about their significant others'.

Sounds like she needs to get her priorities straight. In a relationship, there are supposed to be 2 significant others.

Currently im single, but my old girlfriend used to always ask if her hair looked ok, right after i told her she looked beautiful [which was a lie partially].

She often lacks common sense. One day I was in route to go pick her up - she knew I had left my house and was on my way. 5 minutes away from her house she calls me and asks what I'm doing. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING? RUNNING A MARATHON? HELLO!!! I'M DRIVING!!!


LOL!!!

Right after sex my girlfriend likes to tell me how im better than other guys. Thats not bad but then she goes into detail with names and specific things they did. It is kinda depressing.

My boy eats with his mouth open. It drives me absolutely fucking INSANE. I just cannot STAND that noise.

That's about it. There's little stuff, but nothing as bad as that one. :)

I'm going to stop seeing a girl I'm seeing because-
She displays virtually no interest in me romantically.
She never takes charge.
She lets me pay for everything.
She takes her frustrations out on me.
She never asks me how I'm doing.

Mine says stupid shit, that is not needed, and that I don't give a shit about. Yeah, it's over. I need a girl I can talk to, not some blathering moron.

lol @ this thread helping breakups

Or, taking 2+ fucking hours to get ready. I'm a guy, so if someone calls me I can be ready in 15 minutes flat, her on the other hand has to take her sweet fucking time.


What, so you'd rather have a skank who takes no pride in her appearance?
Yeah fucking right, see how long you'd stay with a bitch who didnt look good infront of your friends.
Make up your mind, mate.

i wish i had a girlfriend to do things to piss me off :(

You're 15, it wouldn't count.

<3

Well my bf, well hes not my bf anymore.... but we are still acting like a couple ie.hanging out and fucking and what not.
Anyways his fingernails are a little longer then I would like them, they arent like extremly long but its enough to get to me.
Also he doesnt go down on me enough, lol.

Anyways his fingernails are a little longer then I would like them, they arent like extremly long but its enough to get to me.


Ew, I had a boyfriend like that once, except like 2 of them were really fucking long. And he'd always be all sweet and like "I love you so much, I'd do anything for you" "Cut your nails!" "NO!"

Ew, I had a boyfriend like that once, except like 2 of them were really fucking long. And he'd always be all sweet and like "I love you so much, I'd do anything for you" "Cut your nails!" "NO!"

Luckily his arent that long, I havent told him to cut them...... yet.
Im just happy to have someone who knows my pain, lol.

If I didn't love everything about her, I wouldn't want her to be my significant other.

I'm picky. But I got lucky, so it paid off.

:D

haha, "perfect" girlfriends piss me off.

Ew, I had a boyfriend like that once, except like 2 of them were really fucking long. And he'd always be all sweet and like "I love you so much, I'd do anything for you" "Cut your nails!" "NO!"

You know there could be a reason for why he wont cut them. I have extremely sensitive thumb tips, and a thin film skin is slightly attached to not too much of the part of the nail that grows out and is on the side of my palm (the other side has no skin, that would just be really weird, more so than it is now). And if I cut too low, it'll cut into the skin, which hurts like hell and I'll have to spend two weeks of my thumbs aching whenever they touch anything, so they always have to be slightly long. O.o

I bite my nails, and really bad at that. God but my old girlfriend...she was just so dumb sometimes. But she was a blonde, so it was to be expected.:p

What, so you'd rather have a skank who takes no pride in her appearance?
Yeah fucking right, see how long you'd stay with a bitch who didnt look good infront of your friends.
Make up your mind, mate.

My girlfriend is beautiful no matter what, and I tell her that! She doesn't NEED to spend 2+ hours getting ready. Period.

What, so you'd rather have a skank who takes no pride in her appearance?
Yeah fucking right, see how long you'd stay with a bitch who didnt look good infront of your friends.
Make up your mind, mate.

Why can't your kind understand that you pretty much look good all the time.

15 minutes of prep is about the same as an hour. Women just look goooood...

How she gets angry when she drives... Too damn aggressive when driving.

And, I don't like talking on the phone...

OP, sounds like you dont really love her...

and mr. happy knows where its at.

I love every bit of her, nothing that I hate.

Sometimes the mood swings get bad, its just stressful at times, happy to mad to depressed to happy again all within minutes at a time =( meanwhile I'm still stuck in whatever I was in. I can live with it though, def not bad, considering everything else about her is wonderful. :D

You know there could be a reason for why he wont cut them. I have extremely sensitive thumb tips, and a thin film skin is slightly attached to not too much of the part of the nail that grows out and is on the side of my palm (the other side has no skin, that would just be really weird, more so than it is now). And if I cut too low, it'll cut into the skin, which hurts like hell and I'll have to spend two weeks of my thumbs aching whenever they touch anything, so they always have to be slightly long. O.o

Fair enough, but that was no reason to have inch long nails filed into a point. It's not a fashion statement, it's just fucking gross. Even though it was only two of them. I just didn't like them.

She gets pissed off at me saying 'whatever', its not a big deal though.

I really can't think of anything...

Her parents are a bit controlling of her and she doesnt do anything about it, but i guess she figures it is too much hastle.

Guess i have a pretty good relationship:D

He's so clumsy it drives me nuts. At least once a day he does one or more of the following:
Drop his phone
Break something by trying to FORCE it
Hurt me (opening the door on my foot for instance)

What I'm more afraid of is what he'll break next. So far it's been little things, but if he breaks my grandmother's glasses I'll kill him. This all is a problem with driving. He's popped 4 tires and has been in 2 accidents involving insurance (a few not) since we've been together.

When he loses his temper in public. His voice demands attention. The whole store will be staring at us if some dude gave him a dirty look. Sometimes he can be really mean to people (men and women)

When he does unnecessary things just do them. The power goes off, he runs to the breakers and switches them on and off (our building is BRAND NEW)

When he puts me on the spot in front of people because he knows I won't give him shit in public. I HATE when he does that.

@ nail people

I cut the nails on my left hand, but not my right. I play the guitar, innit. Reasonable excuse, no?

i don't hate anything.
i should probably hate that he's thinner than me, but no.

Hmm... I hate that boyfriend hates my friends, and makes fun of them incessantly. But then gets all upset when they make fun of him, and I won't stand up for him. My friends were there before him, but he's too much of a cockblast to understand that. Grrr...I hate my boyfriend.

There's three things I can think of:

1. His temper. He's a chill guy 99% of the time. But the other 1% he spazzes over the dumbest shit ever. And I never know what's going to set him off, so it's really annoying.

2. He's constantly judging people he sees. But for stupid shit. For example, the other day we were driving up to my house and one of my neighbors was walking his dog on the side of the road. My boyfriend says something like "what a fucking retard, walking his dog in the middle of the fucking road" even though there is no sidewalk and the guy was on the side of the road. He's pretty much stopped doing that though, I think because I always stood up for the other people, so I guess he got the point.

3. He only brushes his teeth when I force him to. So not even every day. It's fucking gross, and he has like 3 cavities every time he goes to the dentist. I took me months before I noticed that he never brushes his teeth, so it's really gross to think about all the times I kissed him when his mouth was nasty. But he never has bad breath! Like I said, it's fucking gross. And it makes me sad, because his teeth are soooo hot. They're big and straight and he has fangs. I would be very sad if he just let them rot out of his head, which seems to be his current plan.

I can't think right now but my ex always told me shut up on the phone so I'd just stop talking for like 20 minutes or put it on mute and ignore her.

The fact that she's nonexistent:(

I'm surprised that no one has said "the fact that he/she cheated on me". well there's mine then, she's perfect except she cheated once .....still bothers me at times but I'm quite sure staying together was the better decision.

at least once a day she reminds me she wants to go to ocean city this summer. she has been saying it for months but yet she seems to think i forget it every day.

she drives like an old lady. 10-15 miles under the speed limit and she has to ride the white line and when a car is coming the other way she has to get over on the shoulder "or the cars will hit her head on"

she thinks shows like the hills and laguna beach are 100% pure reality and constantly talks about how she wishes she lived in california because she wants to be famous and she thinks moving out there will make her famous.

shes constantly uptight in public and she thinks she has to be real serious about everything when shes out.

I spose the fact she won't let me fuck her single friends is something I'm not too happy about.....

lol

Seriously though, apart from the occasional cranky day, and worrying about things to the point of not sleeping, theres not much my wife does that really bothers me.

My friends were there before him, but he's too much of a cockblast to understand that. Grrr...I hate my boyfriend.

Wait, what?

Say if you were shopping for... shoes or something. You saw some you liked at one store, but didn't by them. Found another pair later on that you liked more than the first ones, but you decide to get the first ones instead because you saw them first?

Doesn't make him worth any more or less as a person, IMO. Not that he sounds like the nicest or most mature guy, but that's a pet peeve of mine, bah. He should respect your friends and you and your friends should respect him, can't we all just get along?

1. She takes about 1 hour to get ready before going out.
2. She has no A Levels in mathematics or physics, I mean, what the fuck?
3. She's not satisfied with a takeaway/microvable foods every day.
4. She's religious.
5. She's not very good at debating or master debating.

FUCK! Some of you having FUCKING SHIT partners.

Sick_Boy - Ew ew, gross, fucking GROSS. What the fuck, is he 6 years old? God damn.

i was gonna its shit init always in the back of ur mind

I like pretty much everything about her, the imperfections complete her. She doesn't mind me doing shit with other girls, she's interesting, completely insane, pretty, intelligent and self-deprecating. I suppose the only thing i have to complain about is that she doesn't mind me doing sexual stuff with other people but she's really uptight about me doing stuff with her...

Well im not with anyone right now but one thing i can pretty much say as a blanket rule is:

When she makes a huge fucking deal and gets all upset over small things.

I would think that if i was with a girl who didnt mind me with other girls id leave her.

Sounds like shes probably doing the same with other guys.

He's worse than a six year old when it comes to brushing his teeth. When I was six, I brushed my teeth at least once a day, usually twice. I mean, it's just good hygiene.

Ah! I remembered one!

When she is tired she is all sleepy and shit, and she is always tired! When I am tired and with her, I would rather be awake and with her than be sleepy and shit. I just put the tiredness to one side.

Maybe it is just the way she works... She is tired so she sleeps... I dont think like that though.

I get the same shit going on when I'm around my gf...but only then. I think its different fro everyone.

same problem i had, i dont mind paying for everything, but i'd like to hear her atleast offer.

there was also communication issues.

In short: She's materialistic. But I'll explain.

She bought a new car before we met. She'll end up spending well over $20,000 for this thing and I think it was a stupid investment for her to do at the time. It seems to be a status thing for her to have a nice vehicle, which is ok for some people, but it's the sort of thing we clash about.

So with those payments and assorted other bills that belong only to her (student loans are looming as well), she shells out a lot more money than I do. I fear that she might want me to chip in with her more than I actually should.

I am in love with her, and would help her out if she needed it, but we're both getting along fine individually right now. I'm attempting to save up for things that I've been drooling over and daydreaming about for years, meanwhile she wants me to assist her and mabye throw in an iPod, purse, or cel phone along the way.

Along with loving stuff she's sort of shallow as well. This is pretty much what she will want to discuss at any given time: "I love you," work, other people's drama, her mom/brother.. Basically never anything that really makes someone use their brain. I don't want an overly deep girl that can't get over herself, but she never really stimulates me mentally, at all.

Another small issue, the music she likes is basically whatever the flavor of the month happens to be, whatever you'd hear in a club. Music matters a lot to me, probably more than it should.

I'm a person that doesnt usually get mad but something that just drove me apeshit crazywas when my ex would act like a spoiled brat with her parents. It was just UTTERLY sickening. Not with me...but I couldnt fuckin believe her sometimes. Childishness that could only be expected of someone under 5. Probably the maddest I had ever been (and even madder still because I couldnt show it).

Other than that she was the bomb. Just made me soooo mad. I hate yelling but I still have pent up anger because of that shit. I guess....I just wanted her to be better than that you know?

Of course, im no bag of sunshine and potpourri.

Sounds like a lot of you guys have asshole partners.

Same probably applies for me. My gf has a crappy temper as well. As soon as things start going wrong she gets so fucking pissed and angry it's incredible

my ex has caused episodes when real drunk .. when we broke up we were screaming at each other in the street and she headbutted and broke my nose. she really could be a cunt.

funny thing is since we broke up six months ago we're still good friends.

Hate is a very strong word. Only nazi's hate.

Well there's nothing I absolutely hate about him, but there's one thing he did that made me pretty unhappy and I'm still not over it.

It was on St. Patrick's day. Before we started drinking I told him I didn't have money for a cab, he said it wouldn't be a problem, don't worry about it, he'd walk me home. So, I didn't worry about it. I got pretty drunk, not realizing how drunk he was getting. We started walking home along with one of his friends, and when we passed a pizza place, they left me to walk home alone so they could go eat pizza. It was a 25 minute walk through the city when I was PLASTERED. I was pretty upset because to me, doing something like that says, "I don't really care about your wellbeing."

I would think that if i was with a girl who didnt mind me with other girls id leave her.

Sounds like shes probably doing the same with other guys.

That's the odd thing, i'm taking advantage of this far more than she is. I won't leave her unless something really big happens, i love her too much.

Oh well, that which makes you imperfect is the epitomy of perfection.