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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-13, 14:09 |
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Once in a while when masturbating I put long, thin, smooth objects inside my penis urethra. It usually feels pretty good, I don't think I'll bother asking if this is "normal", but are there any risks, being that I'm always careful to clean things before and after I use them, and I'm careful not to scrape the urethra walls? Just wondering, thanks.
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#2
2007-04-13, 14:17 |
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Re: Help
Step 1 - buy a guitar...
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2007-04-13, 14:24 |
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Watermelons boy, watermelons.
<3
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#4
2007-04-13, 14:26 |
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within the subliminal
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Re: Help
Consult a doctor you disturbing individual.
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#5
2007-04-13, 14:35 |
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of course there are risk. you don't even have to ask. you can VERY easily scrape and cut the uretha wall wich can cause excruciating pain, infections, a truly burning sensation when peeing amongst other bad things.
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#6
2007-04-13, 15:55 |
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Help
you might try reading the 'Guidelines for new posters' annoucement.
hint *cough *One word titles* *cough*
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#7
2007-04-13, 16:22 |
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Ive heard a cocktail umbrella works wonders.
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#8
2007-04-13, 17:00 |
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It's apparently not that uncommon, but I'd be careful. Extremely careful.
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#9
2007-04-13, 17:02 |
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Havn't you ever heard of the kid who rolled up a piece of wax from a candle and did that?
It got lost in side him. Yeah, I bet it sucked.
He started feeling pain and he had to have surgery. I wonder what his perents thought...
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#10
2007-04-13, 17:07 |
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Originally Posted by Atticus_Ellis
Havn't you ever heard of the kid who rolled up a piece of wax from a candle and did that?
It got lost in side him. Yeah, I bet it sucked.
He started feeling pain and he had to have surgery. I wonder what his perents thought...
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:D (http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html)
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#11
2007-04-13, 17:20 |
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Originally Posted by Atticus_Ellis
Havn't you ever heard of the kid who rolled up a piece of wax from a candle and did that?
It got lost in side him. Yeah, I bet it sucked.
He started feeling pain and he had to have surgery. I wonder what his perents thought...
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#12
2007-04-13, 17:27 |
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Urban Legend.
Chuck Palahniuk.
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#13
2007-04-13, 17:48 |
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Ahh, now I remember.:D
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#14
2007-04-13, 17:58 |
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I'm sure there's some sort of fishie that likes to fit into such places and then open like an umbrella.
If you're gonna do it, make sure it's not anything breakable for the love of god.
And make sure you sterilise that shit real well before and after.
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#15
2007-04-13, 18:01 |
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I remember reading about something like this somewhere. As I recall, as long as you stick with yellow highlighters (not sure what the color has to do with it) nothing can possibly go wrong.
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#16
2007-04-13, 18:02 |
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I somehow cant imagine getting this (http://www.jcu.edu.au/school/bsg/bs/stores/images/11-0925%20HIGHLIGHTER%20YELLOW.jpeg) into my urethra.
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#17
2007-04-13, 18:29 |
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Chuck Palahniuk.
Maybe I should have made the link in my post more obvious.
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#18
2007-04-13, 23:11 |
Veritas Aequitas
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Step 1 - buy a guitar...
I can see where this one is going, and went....
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#19
2007-04-13, 23:35 |
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Originally Posted by phmeworp
I remember reading about something like this somewhere. As I recall, as long as you stick with yellow highlighters (not sure what the color has to do with it) nothing can possibly go wrong.
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AHAHABAHAHAhahahAHAHAHAHHAhAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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