She wants to have sex tomorrow but we have a problem. We have no where to go. Her room mates said no sex when they signed the lease. My apartment is being worked on. Friends houses are out of the question as it is kinda odd to be like,"wanna hang out?" "ok" then proceed to walk in to have sex. Basically its been two weeks and she is getting crazy horny. So ya what do we do?

Got a car? Find an abandoned parking lot with no lights late at night. Me and my girlfriend usually do it in the local church parking lot at about midnight. Its actually kind of romantic in my 94 bonneville ssei with leather seats.

cheap motel

The park.

<3

i heard of people who have sex at movie theaters. i've been given a bj in a movie theater. we watched 3 movies, and messed around in the first 2, and we were tired during the 3rd movie, and it was pretty packed.

jus pick a old movie that is not very popular, chances are most people will want to sit around the middle and not the very back. but you can always try finding a place far away from anyone else. good luck.

Her roommates are a bunch of prudish cunts. But yeah, just do it in a car somewhere. Won't be very comfortable though.

where the fuck does she live that says "no sex" on the lease?! i'm sure the landlord isn't standing guard waiting for you to do it, so just get her friends out the place and go at it

hmm, we do have this hotel in town, where you can rent rooms by the hour... maybe?

By room mates she means parents? I've never heard anything like this before.
Fucking Mormons.

Where there is a will(y), there's a way...

:P

If you live in the country, just find a nice secluded spot somewhere.

Any hotel/motel should do the trick.

If your under 18 you won't be able to use a hotel, just get a blanket and go to some secluded spot at night under the stars. Or wait until her room mates are all out.

Umm, hello!

Doesn't it disturb ANYONE that her roommates think they have jurisdiction over her sex life?

And she's listening?

FUCK THAT. You guys need to talk to her roommates. Who the FUCK do they think they are? I'm flabbergasted. This situation is fucking bizarre. Let some people try to tell me I can't have sex in the house I'm fucking paying for.

This is absolutely ludicrous. She should be able to have sex in her own god-damned room. Where do they come off teling her she can't fuck in her room? I'll slap a bitch.

no sex that's OK your just going to watch tv with your girlfriend no harm in that

besides outdoor sex rocks (unless you in Canada or somewhere and its cold enough to freeze your bollocks off)

Cubical at your local swimming pool, or you could go medieval on her ass and pump her in a bush.

Parking lots. Community pools. Public bathrooms. Changing rooms. Get creative.

Seriously though, that thing about her roomates having a no sex rule is the single most ridiculous thing i've heard all day. How old is she/they?

Whats the fucking point of having an apartment if you cant even have your boyfriend over?

Unless it's actually written on the lease, I'd tell the roomates to fuck off and do your buisness anyways. And be loud enough so they get the point.

Kick her fucking roommates to the curb and tell them to get lost for a couple of hours. MrMojoRisin is right, who the fuck do they think they are putting her sex life on restriction as a condition to have a home? Fuck those cunts.

Im guessing all her room mates are ugly fat nerds who have no hope of getting laid and therefore dont want anyone else having fun.

Cum on one of their pillows.

^ WTF? LOL thats the funnest thing ive heard all day and yeah fuck her hard while STONED on the pillow and cum on her tits hahaahasounds sweet

If you're in college then try to get into a lecture room after hours. THats one fantasy Ive always had but will probably never come true...

ok well basically we ended up having sex outside in this field sorta place. any ways in response to her roomates... they are feminists and Peta and yatta yatta. I think they are lesbians but any ways they believe "If you want to have sex here then we should be able to have animals here" because my girlfriend doesnt like animals in the house(well she loves my cat and dog, but by animals they mean sick little fucking endangered animals that are creepy as all hell.) It was actually pretty good and by the third time I got used to the weirdness and it was really great.

NEW THREAD TITLE: how do I get rid of Nazi lesbian roommates?

I don't give a fuck what they believe in. They have no right to restrict her from having sex. Having ANIMALS is a TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. They smell, they shit, they eat, they make noise.

Wtf?

Who the hell are these people? Doesn't this piss you off? Holy shit, I would be fucking livid is some dumb ass bitches tried to pull that shit on me. AND YOU'RE HER BOYFRIEND. Stop being a pussy and stick up for your fucking girlfriend, dude.

This situation is weak as fuck.

Ok well basically she got in a fight with them and now she "needs to find other arrangements" so basically now we need to find an apartment. So ya btw they already hate me because before all this shit and they had rules we had really REALLY loud sex almost all night and I woke up and peed on one of their plants.

Come over to my place.

I'll make lemonade.

And watch.

Lulz. +rep.

Cheap hotel
Park
Car (or rent one and park that shit in a lot at night)

With the exception of a hotel room, you're pretty much looking at sex in an empty public area at night, unless you live in the fucking woods somewhere, in which case you are a tool.

=CK=

I don't give a fuck what they believe in. They have no right to restrict her from having sex. Having ANIMALS is a TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. They smell, they shit, they eat, they make noise.

Sounds like sex besides the shitting part, although there was a thread here about some guy shitting while having sex... you never know :D

man your lucky that she actually wants to have sex, either try talking to her about putting it off, or just find somewhere, ive done it in public places (only once, in a very expensive department store toilet), seriously nobody cares if you do. or one of those electronic automated toilets we get here in australia, those tin cans sticking up out of nowhere in the CBD and shit,

Sounds like sex besides the shitting part, although there was a thread here about some guy shitting while having sex... you never know :D

lol, I was sorta thinking that too. I'm like 'Yeah okay sex is the same minus the shitting...'

Sounds like sex besides the shitting part, although there was a thread here about some guy shitting while having sex... you never know :D

Now that you say something..

That is hilarious.

Wait.....WAIT!

Do they really love their little animals? Like.....dicksucking love?

I think that's what they're comparing animal to sex..I mean seriously, what's the huge different, eh? Maybe it's just dick is just dick to them :P.

where the fuck are the electronic automated toilets in adelaide cbd?

im lonely.....

take her to the woods and hit her in the back of the head with a hammer and then have sex and dump the body in the river problem solved

;)

what is this an episode of seinfeld

Ok well basically my girlfriend called them up and bitched them out again over something else. They then called her a republican bitch(she isnt republican so I was confused). She went on and on and finally three hours later I asked her what it was about... turns out they are lesbians after all. Well throughout this whole thing, being total bitches, and breaking some of her shit they are all hunky dory. Basically now they are all friends again and they act like it never happened... WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN SMOKE? I am throughly confused on how she pulled this off (possible lesbian threesom?) any ways I have no idea what is going but now we can have sex all we want so I dont care.

Wait. Hold up. They had 'no sex' in the lease agreement?!?!? What?!

No, the "no sex" rule was part of what they agreed to as roomates in the new appartment. They all lived together before in a different place and then they moved to this one and all decided on rules.

Why the fuck would you make a rule of 'no sex'?

Wouldnt it be something like no loud sex at 5am?

Seems a bit stupid and shitty.

Get a hotel room for the night, make it a night of sex. Go buy her some sexy underwear and make a night of it.