Well, lemme get straight to the point. I'm having way to many fucking wet dreams. It started like a couple months ago, not to serious, but now, its like im having them like 2-3 times a week. I don't even have orgasms or anything, or dream "sexually", I just wake up with my pants filled with fucking jizz. Its fucking pissing me off, there something wrong with me or something?

It's called puberty son and someday you'll be done with it. Actually though they are very common.

Try jacking off more.

So going through puberty when your 27 is normal?
Lulz, kidding, im 16, but is there anyway to like, slow it down or something? And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

So going through puberty when your 27 is normal?
Lulz, kidding, im 16, but is there anyway to like, slow it down or something? And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

i'm wondering how jacking off is immoral.

it's the only way to release the sexual 'tension' in your body sufficiently to stop having wet dreams.

And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

The blue balls are clouding your judgment. You're not moral, you're sexually frustrated. And if God (or whoever decides morals) didn't want creatures to masturbate, then how come the only species that don't are the ones without the reach to do so?

Sounds like gawd is punishing you for NOT jacking off by constantly soiling your undies.

'Thou shalt not masturbate' was actually one of the original fifteen commandments. Moses just dropped one of the stone tablets.

'People of God, I bring you fifteen-' *SMASH* '...uhh...TEN commandments!'

That's bullshit! How come I never had wet dreams when I was going through puberty?

Jack what the good lord gave you.

Try jacking off before you go to bed instead of while youre sleeping, dipshit.

lol...Kidz


I seemed to have missed out on them aswell, oh well, i'm not complaining :)

And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

that's your problem though, realize that jacking off is more useful than being moral. then you don't have that many wet dreams. it's just inconvenient when you jizz in your pants.

How come I never had wet dreams when I was going through puberty?

I didn't either. :( Now I feel like I've been missing out.

"And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that."

Listen, you stupid little bastard. There is nothing immoral or bad about jerkin' your gerkin. Whoever told you otherwise a dumbfuck. Masturbation has been scientifically proven to relieve stress; it's healthy to jack off.

Now try reading a book that's not the Bible, you shitpiece.

Masturbation has been scientifically proven to relieve stress; it's healthy to jack off.
And to reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

seriously i dont think i've ever ever ever had a wet dream,

you can try either getting a gf because you wont whack yourself off or stuffing your pants with tissues to sock up the moisture.

fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

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ok.

so does that leave getting laid out of the question as well?

murder/suicide.

ive never had a wet dream in my life. I think it has something to do with jacking off 5 times a day since i was 13.

These days, i can barely cum out a teaspoon since i jack off so much. Also, as a consequence, the orgasms arent as good, and it's difficult to get really hard.

those of you who said you didnt have wet dreams and feel deprived, try and have one now, develop some form of morals and stop jacking 10 times before you sleep.

i'm wondering how jacking off is immoral.

it's the only way to release the sexual 'tension' in your body sufficiently to stop having wet dreams.

lol, uh oh Mr Flanders!

jeez, i've never had a wet dream..then again, i am a fucking horndog

So going through puberty when your 27 is normal?
Lulz, kidding, im 16, but is there anyway to like, slow it down or something? And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

You are too moral for that, yet you sprinkle fuck throughout your posts. Sounds quite hypocritical to me.

If you won't jack off how about you try getting some ass? Or are you too "moral" for that too?

Because you masturbated almost daily?
I know someone who did.

And fuck jacking off, im more moral than that.

Hahahahaaa haha

I've never had a wet dream because I've been jerking off 1-4 times daily since grade 6.

lol, uh oh Mr Flanders!

jeez, i've never had a wet dream..then again, i am a fucking horndog

Mr Flanders? Did I miss something here...?

seriously dumbass just beat your meat

I agree, and why would you have an orgasm from a wet dream?

I orgasm regularly in my sleep and it never leaves a mess. :D

I agree, and why would you have an orgasm from a wet dream?

A wet dream isnt where you piss the bed, ya know.

A wet dream isnt where you piss the bed, ya know.

lawl.

You're a dumb ass. Whack off or stop complaining. God doesn't give a shit if you touch yourself, hes too busy with little boys.

A wet dream isnt where you piss the bed, ya know.

Yeh but you don't wake up moaning and feeling like you've just had a wank at least i didn't i woke up thinking wtf is this sticky stuff around my ass, that was a wet dream wasn't it?

Thats because your dick is hopefully in front of your ass, buddy.

If you're a man and don't relieve sexual tension through masturbation, gf, bf, tranny, animal whatever then you're going to have a wet dream. God takes it out of you if you don't. Find some good catholic girl with morals to fuck up the asshole so you both can be hypocrites with morals. I love how God's Word is all a techniquality for you people, as if what you think God thinks is what He thinks. Morons.

Yeh but you don't wake up moaning and feeling like you've just had a wank at least i didn't i woke up thinking wtf is this sticky stuff around my ass, that was a wet dream wasn't it?
That was a midnight rapist! You're a special boy.

OK OK OK, enough with the flaming. You guys take me to seriously. What I really mean is that I really don't jack off much, because theres like 6 other people in my house and its a condo, so yeah, oh and, I know this might be stupid, but I afraid what other people *cough*females*cough* might think, because most people here are "moral"

ugh....you sad sad fellow. Look, as a fellow christian I have to tell you that there is NO WHERE in the bible that says "thou shalt not sexually stimulate yourself". There is a part that warns against "impure thoughts" but personally thats a highly debateable and relative statement. Fellow, I have to keep myself from masturbating more than a few times a day because I do it so much. Ive only had about two wet dreams in my life
though. Nevertheless, it is a natural process and something you should be 100% comfortable doing. Its your body and youre not hurting it, your helping it, and your state of mind.

I am very sure that you have at least a few minutes of privacy a day. The shower, bathroom, at night before you go to bed (hell of a sleep aid) but be sure to have a good amount of toilet paper. Keeping a roll under your bed might be wise. But again there is absolutely no reason to be ashamed of masturbation or nearly any part of your sexuality.

Oh, and what people might think??? LOL, dude, if a girl is turned off by the fact that you are comfortable and knowledgeable about your own sexuality...then trust me when I say that you dont want her. Seriously...girls get turned on by apparent sexual prowess, not naivete. And ignorance is NEVER a good thing.

http://www.infosex.com/home.htm <<for your future wisdom. Never be guilty or ashamed of what you are.

ugh....you sad sad fellow. Look, as a fellow christian I have to tell you that there is NO WHERE in the bible that says "thou shalt not sexually stimulate yourself". There is a part that warns against "impure thoughts" but personally thats a highly debateable and relative statement. Fellow, I have to keep myself from masturbating more than a few times a day because I do it so much. Ive only had about two wet dreams in my life
though. Nevertheless, it is a natural process and something you should be 100% comfortable doing. Its your body and youre not hurting it, your helping it, and your state of mind.

it says somewhere about not spilling your seed (nothing other than unprotected vaginal sex). if you dont want the wet dreams, go have a shower and jack off.

it says somewhere about not spilling your seed (nothing other than unprotected vaginal sex). if you dont want the wet dreams, go have a shower and jack off.
No, it doesn't.

Well, it does; the story of Onan. God told him to impregnate his brother's widow, but he pulled out instead. The moral of that story is not to disobey God, not that you shouldn't spill your seed.

No, it doesn't.

Well, it does; the story of Onan. God told him to impregnate his brother's widow, but he pulled out instead. The moral of that story is not to disobey God, not that you shouldn't spill your seed.

every other person i have heard argur this all see it as god being pissed off at cum being wasted, disobeying him is only a small thing.
anyway, not religious.i dont care what that book of lies says, im going to go masturbate.

yeah, if you wack of twice a day, youll have no problems, even once every day, one time i went without sex or wacking off for 12 days when i was interstate at a friends house, and it was so good when i finally had sex, i dont actually get wet dreams much, rarely, mainly its just really pleasurable dreams about girls

I've never had one of those, I was a ferocious little masturbator during the years when it was really a possibility I guess.

I hardly ever even have sexual dreams of any kind.
Actually I rarely have dreams as far as I know...


@ OP, masturbate. </problem>

And as far as that "spilling your seed" nonsense, that, along with the rest of the crazy things in the old testament don't really have any use to modern christians other than a sort of log of all the crazy jewish ideas going around back then.

The last bit of craziness I remember coming across was that, if a man were to see a woman of his family nude, the man and woman were to be killed along with the rest of the family. Probably even animals and the rest too if the rest of the OT rules are anything to go by.

So seriously, no matter what book it's in, just ignore stupid shit like that.

put peanut butter on your bellend and let a dog lick it off

YOU'RE not jacking off, the dog is just pleasing you sexually. Imagine it like a woman.

...maybe that will appease your backward Christian views