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 #1 
Old 2007-04-12, 15:41
Satanz Handicapped Helper Satanz Handicapped Helper is offline
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Default My penis is 4 inches while erect

That's not good. I'm only 16 so it should grow some more right? It better Mad
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Old 2007-04-12, 15:49
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On the extremely off chance that you're not making shit up just for the sake of talking, (Like Enter) I think you'll find most girls, so long as they're not sluts, won't care too much while they're dating you.

But you better pray to God it's not a nasty break up, because then it'll just become easier to move interstate.
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Old 2007-04-12, 15:50
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the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get
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Old 2007-04-12, 15:50
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sorry pal, you've been cursed with a small penis and it wont grow any bigger now. just be glad you dont have a micropenis. and it aint the size, its how u use it - aim for positions that enable deep penetration.
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Old 2007-04-12, 15:52
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It's always a possibility... (http://www.sextoyhub.com/images/penis-extension.jpg)
 #6 
Old 2007-04-12, 15:55
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Face it kid. You have a small dick. If your lucky, it will grow another inch by the time your eighteen, and that's if your lucky. But, its no reason why should'nt be able to pleasure girl and make her happy. I don't have the biggest dick in the world either. It's probably about six inches or so. Who gives a fuck anyway? If you can still manage to get pussy every so often than it shouldn't matter how big your dick is than, right guys?
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Old 2007-04-12, 16:41
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When did you start puberty?
 #8 
Old 2007-04-12, 16:49
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When did you start puberty?


It would have began at 11.
 #9 
Old 2007-04-12, 17:02
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the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

Can you quote that to a medical journal? Because if that's the case then I was freak. Mine actually worked out what length was when I was 17 or so. Which was a relief.
 #10 
Old 2007-04-12, 17:10
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you are pathetic

you thank god hitler didnt win, because if he did he would have you killed before you could spread your inferior genes
 #11 
Old 2007-04-12, 17:17
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So your penis is 4 inches not that big of a deal, like Glow_Worm said "- aim for positions that enable deep penetration." But also make sure you dont feel ashamed about it because its not your fault that your penis grew to a max length of 4 inches.
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Old 2007-04-12, 18:24
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Originally Posted by sarge
the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get

That's completely wrong. (http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/average-penis-length.html)

It differs for everyone.
 #13 
Old 2007-04-12, 18:53
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the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.


Fuck.
 #14 
Old 2007-04-12, 19:08
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Originally Posted by sarge
the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get


This is bullshit...

Clearly the day you turn 15 your penis cells don't suddenly have a little meeting a decide that it's time to chill for the rest of their lives.

It varies with people, and the biggest factors are of course how far through puberty you are. I'm sure there are people who's penises are still growing at 20, albeit to quite a small degree.

SHH, you might well experience further growth over the next few years, but most likely what you have now is pretty much what you've got, although who know you might just add-an-inch overnight?

Ever heard of jelqing? Might be useful for you if you do it right?

EDIT: and of course, bigger doesn't equal better, so learn to use y'tool like a champ? Reverrrrrrseee it.... cowgirl! :D
 #15 
Old 2007-04-12, 20:26
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Fuck.
Didn't you read my post and informative link you stupid fellow Mad
 #16 
Old 2007-04-12, 20:40
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Originally Posted by sarge
the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get


I was going to say that this is bullshit, but everyone else seems to have already said that, so I'll just back them up.

Also, medications and surgical procedures won't increase penis size (certainly not medications). Surgical procedures can only incease the size of the flaccid penis, not the erect, which kind of defeats the point.

But to the OP, don't worry about it. It's stupid to measure penises lengthways anyway, seeing as it is the walls you're aiming for, not her womb. In terms of pleasure it's girth that truly counts and people never seem to compare that. You'll do just fine with 4" and any girl that says otherwise is a bint, to be honest. Like another guy said though, if you have a nasty break up and the girl is likely to release the h-bomb of all insults at you, run for the hills. Even though penis size comparison is bullshit, it doesn't stop people taking the piss out of you.
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Old 2007-04-12, 20:44
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Has anybody on totse ever tried penis enlargment pills?
I heard they work from some people and others say they dont.
I just got out of a relationship were there was alot of sex involved she tried to tell me my penis was small and asked why did she always wanna fuck and she said cause i could eat pussy very well.
Penis size isnt everything during sex.
Trying making foreplay last longer, stamiana counts alot, and how much fun you can make it for her.
Learn to eat pussy and youll make any girl happy.
And if a girl say you have a small penis tell, her no she is just loose.
 #18 
Old 2007-04-12, 20:51
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Originally Posted by brad
Has anybody on totse ever tried penis enlargment pills?
I heard they work from some people and others say they dont.
I just got out of a relationship were there was alot of sex involved she tried to tell me my penis was small and asked why did she always wanna fuck and she said cause i could eat pussy very well.
Penis size isnt everything during sex.
Trying making foreplay last longer, stamiana counts alot, and how much fun you can make it for her.
Learn to eat pussy and youll make any girl happy.
And if a girl say you have a small penis tell, her no she is just loose.


I think say she has a big vagina will led to the nasty break me and my little penis are trying to avoid.
 #19 
Old 2007-04-12, 21:02
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See she was just tryin to hurt me.
I kno I dont have a small penis.
I could make her scream.
 #20 
Old 2007-04-12, 21:09
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hahahahaha that fuckin sucks man


Edit** outside of surgery there is no way to lengthen the penis permanently. Pumps work while erect though.
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Old 2007-04-12, 21:25
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you could always be one of those guys who lets other men fuck his wife. from what i hear, you could get a really hot wife (since you wont really be fucking her anyway), give her a place to live, you work, while another guy (usually has a bigger dick and in better shape than you) is at your house fucking your wife. it happens all the time really accept you'd actually know about it. and sometimes they'd let you watch.
 #22 
Old 2007-04-12, 21:34
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you could always be one of those guys who lets other men fuck his wife. from what i hear, you could get a really hot wife (since you wont really be fucking her anyway), give her a place to live, you work, while another guy (usually has a bigger dick and in better shape than you) is at your house fucking your wife. it happens all the time really accept you'd actually know about it. and sometimes they'd let you watch.


*Cries*
 #23 
Old 2007-04-12, 21:38
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According to my wife, no dick in the world can get her going the way my tongue can.

No, i don't have a small dick. But I do have a fully functional tongue.

Make this your main "tool" and you'll be a ladies friend. And ladies talk to other ladies about such matters...
 #24 
Old 2007-04-12, 21:48
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*Cries*

lol, you could always pimp her out, (like make people pay to fuck her), or make her let you tape it, and you open your own internet porn site, you know with like the gimmic, that, you tape other men fucking your wife. thats what i would do. if she's really hot, wich she should be if your paying her way, you could just get more money pimping her, like to rich men. or maybe, even both, act like your doing them a favor, 'you get to be in a porno' even though your paying lol. then you could get $500-$800 for them paying to have sex with her, plus god knows how much from the porn site. your call really.

just never actually get married to her, just let her live there. and if she refuses kick her stupid ass out.
 #25 
Old 2007-04-12, 21:52
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All this crap about your dick deciding not to grow anymore on your 15th birthday is complete bollox!

As for size...it really dosn't make that much difference to a girl, its who you are and how much she likes you thats important!

I've been with guys with big dicks who think ere darlin ave some of this and after 35 seconds think they have brought you to multiple orgasm and deserve a fag and a can of beer, not to mention a congratulatory pat on the back! When you demurely suggest. yes that was wonderful but could we try it again with a little more emphisis on the females enjoyment of the proceedings..........He looks at you as if you're some kind of nymphomaniac.

Smaller cocked guys "in the other hand" try harder to please and in my humble opinion win out.
 #26 
Old 2007-04-12, 22:19
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My penis is still growing an inch per year.

It's almost two feet long now.
 #27 
Old 2007-04-12, 22:32
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All this crap about your dick deciding not to grow anymore on your 15th birthday is complete bollox!

As for size...it really dosn't make that much difference to a girl, its who you are and how much she likes you thats important!

I've been with guys with big dicks who think ere darlin ave some of this and after 35 seconds think they have brought you to multiple orgasm and deserve a fag and a can of beer, not to mention a congratulatory pat on the back! When you demurely suggest. yes that was wonderful but could we try it again with a little more emphisis on the females enjoyment of the proceedings..........He looks at you as if you're some kind of nymphomaniac.

Smaller cocked guys "in the other hand" try harder to please and in my humble opinion win out.


Lol! Fuckin British people! That's so strange how they call ciggarettes fags!
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Old 2007-04-12, 22:34
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Lol! Fuckin British people! That's so strange how they call ciggarettes fags!


They?? THEY?? I'm utterly offended.

What's weirder if you ask me is that the bloody Germans call basoons faggots.
 #29 
Old 2007-04-12, 22:49
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They?? THEY?? I'm utterly offended.

What's weirder if you ask me is that the bloody Germans call basoons faggots.

Lol! It's because they look like there holding a big ass dick while there playing them. There faggot players!
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Old 2007-04-13, 01:00
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Originally Posted by sarge
the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get



Bullshit. It can grow until you're 24.


I'm 15, and have a 6 1/2 inch penis. 7 if I haven't beat off in about a week.
 #31 
Old 2007-04-13, 01:34
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Originally Posted by busyhands
According to my wife, no dick in the world can get her going the way my tongue can.

No, i don't have a small dick. But I do have a fully functional tongue.

Make this your main "tool" and you'll be a ladies friend. And ladies talk to other ladies about such matters...


Listen to this man.

Work on your tongue muscles, and your oral techniques. Any guy can fuck a girl, but not many can give really good oral sex.

And more girls will be able to swallow your whole cock than just suck on the head and a little down the shaft. That can't be a bad thing, can it?

Just learn to work with what you've got. And always remember, it could be worse. At least it's not 3 inches long.
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Old 2007-04-13, 21:48
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Don't worry it will obviously grow bigger in a few years. And isn't there some excersises you can do to make it grow up an inch in about 2 months or something? Either way, you ain't screwed yet. Let's just hope you don't start up this thread again in about 8 years.
 #33 
Old 2007-04-13, 22:17
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fuck you guys, bassoons are way better thanany other shitty instrument. besides, they look more like trees than a willy
 #34 
Old 2007-04-14, 02:52
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Originally Posted by sarge
the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get


lol your an idiot
the "male reproductive organ" sometimes doesnt stop growing until i think its 21?

Now to answer your question it is not unheard of that someone your age still hasnt grown all the way but if your really that worried about it i would suggest talking to your doctor, he or she can give you some hormone pills to speed things up a bit.
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Old 2007-04-14, 02:55
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This might be a little bit random but,
I'm 14 and my boner is 6 inches average. But soft, its at least something like 3 or 4. Is this normal? Does it matter what size you are soft even if your bigger while your hard?
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Old 2007-04-14, 03:16
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Originally Posted by HunterAmacker
This might be a little bit random but,
I'm 14 and my boner is 6 inches average. But soft, its at least something like 3 or 4. Is this normal? Does it matter what size you are soft even if your bigger while your hard?


There's a much larger variation in sizes of soft penises than that of hard penises. Such an in depth discussion on penises is really creeping me out though. I'm leaving.
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Old 2007-04-14, 03:39
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Originally Posted by HunterAmacker
This might be a little bit random but,
I'm 14 and my boner is 6 inches average. But soft, its at least something like 3 or 4. Is this normal? Does it matter what size you are soft even if your bigger while your hard?

Flaccid length doesn't matter. I'm 17 and get the same numbers... you're fine. :p
 #38 
Old 2007-04-14, 03:49
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Haha, I'm not calling people liars, but according to that chart all you are stacked! I'm 16yoX6", and that's an inch over average[according to the chart], but there's a 14 yo a few posts up who claims a 6-7". Fuck those charts, someone just made those to make guys feel good about themselves.
 #39 
Old 2007-04-14, 04:04
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I'm not exaggerating, I actually used a ruler. I honestly thought I was small for my age and was getting concerned.
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Old 2007-04-14, 04:43
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Haha, I'm not calling people liars, but according to that chart all you are stacked! I'm 16yoX6", and that's an inch over average[according to the chart], but there's a 14 yo a few posts up who claims a 6-7". Fuck those charts, someone just made those to make guys feel good about themselves.

Fuck those posters, they're just making that up to make themselves feel good. :p
 #41 
Old 2007-04-14, 05:23
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lol

that sucks for you

*points and laughs at little penis*
 #42 
Old 2007-04-14, 05:26
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im 4 inches flacid :)

but i guess its not your fault for getting all the shitty DNA
 #43 
Old 2007-04-14, 07:33
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i started puberty when i was 10/11, and my penis is 7.7 inches when erect, is that big or small
 #44 
Old 2007-04-14, 07:41
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You should remember that the average vagina is only something like 4 inches deep anyway, something like that... I'm tired and not about to look it up.

As for the age/growth bit, it's hard to say. I would think that mine kept growing until a few years ago (I'm nearly 22 now), but then again, it's probably at least as likely that that idea could be caused by me not caring about that sort of thing anymore.

In then end though, I'd be surprised if you found someone (not male) who cared.
 #45 
Old 2007-04-14, 23:32
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Just don't worry about it.

Hell it could grow bigger.
Probably will.

But just stop worrying and your problems will go away.
Your penis size isnt anything man
Guys with big dicks get really cocky anyway.
And besides I think like a pussy can comfortably fit 4 inches right?
Somebody know for sure?

EDIT: I only read to first 3 pages and I looked above my post and they guy above me says it fits 4 inches too
 #46 
Old 2007-04-15, 00:22
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Can you quote that to a medical journal? Because if that's the case then I was freak. Mine actually worked out what length was when I was 17 or so. Which was a relief.

In truth, the penis stops growing at around 30. It grows in small increments until then.
 #47 
Old 2007-04-15, 00:25
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Originally Posted by extermin8tor
i started puberty when i was 10/11, and my penis is 7.7 inches when erect, is that big or small


The average penis size is about 6 inches. Many studies have proven this.
My penis is very small when flaccid (about 2 inches) and about 6 and a bit inches when fully erect.
 #48 
Old 2007-04-15, 01:56
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Bullshit. It can grow until you're 24.


I'm 15, and have a 6 1/2 inch penis. 7 if I haven't beat off in about a week.








whaa lucky you
 #49 
Old 2007-04-15, 02:18
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Take it from a chick, it is not the size that matters. I have had guys with big dicks and guys with small ones. The one that gave me the most pleasure was some guy with a small dick. My god he gave good oral.
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Old 2007-04-15, 04:07
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the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.



not true.

it stops growing at around 20, it just slows down at 15-17.
 #51 
Old 2007-04-15, 04:12
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Here, this site should help you.

www.mattersofsize.com

That guy on there claimed to have started out at 6 1/2" and after three years of doing that program now is 11" X 6".

Go on the message boards.
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Old 2007-04-15, 07:32
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the male reproductive organ reaches maximum length and stops growing at age 15. The only way to increase size after growth stoppage is either through medications or surgical procedures.

so to answer your question i am sorry so say that thats as big as your going to get


that's one of the dumbest things I have heard all day, keep in mind i have been on totse all day as well.


the dick keeps growing quite often in your twenties, just like how men thicken up in their twenties, rather than in puberty. But SHH, if your are 16 and puberty started 5 years ago, don't hope for much above 4.5-5 inches.

that's not too bad, girls won't mind, as long as you put it in the right place.
 #53 
Old 2007-04-15, 07:35
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i started puberty when i was 10/11, and my penis is 7.7 inches when erect, is that big or small


how old are you?
 #54 
Old 2007-04-15, 16:53
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Quit your whining. Mine goes inside of me when it's limp!
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Old 2007-04-15, 21:00
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That guy on there claimed to have started out at 6 1/2" and after three years of doing that program now is 11" X 6".


Lol @ 11 inches. Congratulate the guy on ruining his life Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #56 
Old 2007-04-15, 21:36
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thats sad man, im 14 an my dick is 7.25 inches long. an ive got at least 7 more years to grow.

maybe its cause im black though
 #57 
Old 2007-04-15, 22:03
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hay guyz

my WiNkI [rofl] iz 6 inchus when flopsicle n moar lyk 12 inchus wen irrect is dis normal? i onli seen my daddis p3eN0r n i dno if dat is gud cmprisun!!one!1

is it 2 smal? roflmao!11 do i need t3h sUrGeRiEs 2 mayk it moar big to pleaz ma gf? iv bin 2 lyk thurd bas n she sayd i ws rly gd bt i dno if she iz jus sayin dat to be nice ROFLzomglmao!11!

fast replys k?

p.s. if u respond fast enuff wil post pix!

p.p.s. lol
 #58 
Old 2007-04-16, 06:57
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hay guyz

my WiNkI [rofl] iz 6 inchus when flopsicle n moar lyk 12 inchus wen irrect is dis normal? i onli seen my daddis p3eN0r n i dno if dat is gud cmprisun!!one!1

is it 2 smal? roflmao!11 do i need t3h sUrGeRiEs 2 mayk it moar big to pleaz ma gf? iv bin 2 lyk thurd bas n she sayd i ws rly gd bt i dno if she iz jus sayin dat to be nice ROFLzomglmao!11!

fast replys k?

p.s. if u respond fast enuff wil post pix!

p.p.s. lol

I laughed. :D

I mean...

LoL i laff3d mi AsS oFf rofl!!!11!11
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Old 2007-04-16, 07:47
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hay guyz

my WiNkI [rofl] iz 6 inchus when flopsicle n moar lyk 12 inchus wen irrect is dis normal? i onli seen my daddis p3eN0r n i dno if dat is gud cmprisun!!one!1

is it 2 smal? roflmao!11 do i need t3h sUrGeRiEs 2 mayk it moar big to pleaz ma gf? iv bin 2 lyk thurd bas n she sayd i ws rly gd bt i dno if she iz jus sayin dat to be nice ROFLzomglmao!11!

fast replys k?

p.s. if u respond fast enuff wil post pix!

p.p.s. lol



I'd normally think this was pretty retarded, but "flopsicle" was fucking hilarious.
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Old 2007-04-16, 20:52
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Lol! Fuckin British people! That's so strange how they call ciggarettes fags!


Tis our language, you yankie doodles just ripped it because you're too dumb to invent one of your own

ORIGIN:

The word "fag" originally meant a bundle of sticks. It first became a word used to refer to gay men and lesbians during World War II. When the Nazis burned gays and lesbians alive at the stake, they placed a faggot ("a bundle of sticks") at the foot of the stake and ignited.
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:24
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Default Re: My penis is 4 inches while erect

Tis our language, you yankie doodles just ripped it because you're too dumb to invent one of your own

ORIGIN:

The word "fag" originally meant a bundle of sticks. It first became a word used to refer to gay men and lesbians during World War II. When the Nazis burned gays and lesbians alive at the stake, they placed a faggot ("a bundle of sticks") at the foot of the stake and ignited.

Holy crap, cigs dont have the greatest past eh?
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Old 2007-04-16, 22:31
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: My penis is 4 inches while erect

Nazis burned gays alive? Confused I think you're a little confused there buddy.
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Old 2007-04-17, 03:34
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Southern California
Default Re: My penis is 4 inches while erect

That's completely wrong. (http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/average-penis-length.html)

It differs for everyone.

Hehe, that chart says I am above average for my age, and I am a slow boomer.

*does victory dance*
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Old 2007-04-17, 04:30
TruthWielder TruthWielder is offline
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My penis is about a bajillion miles long. Yeah, whatever, I figure if all the good things that compose me arent enough then I am wasting my time with a women. Have the same attitude S.H.H.

4 inches isnt worth bragging about but youre fully capable of pleasuring a woman given that you are a good, sensitive, and freak-nasty lover. Gotta work that tongue.
 
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