I have always been somewhat intrigued and amused by the subject of glory holes but until lately I had never actually seen one.

Last week I was in a club out on the piss and noticed a glory hole in the toilets. The hole was drilled perfectly with a diameter of about an inch and a half.

This raised a few important questions:

Who makes these glory holes?
How the hell do they make these glory holes?
How the hell did the creator of the glory hole get a drill past a metal detector and being searched? (this was a very strict club)
How the fuck can you comfortably have sex with a complete stranger through a toilet partition approximately an inch thick and with a hole only 1 ½ inches in diameter? There is also no lock on the toilet door and thus you would also have to hold the door closed at the same time.
Is there a company that makes glory holes exclusively for clubs and are paid to do so? Anyway the glory hole was very interesting and I took the opportunity to drunkenly piss through it before quickly exiting the toilets.

Anyway as you can tell this subject has raised some interesting questions, is anybody out there a glory hole connoisseur and able to shed some light on the matter?

Srsly, wtf are you talking about?

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Wow, I have always wanted to piss in a glory hole. Specifically into an occupied room on the other side.

i think they come with the toilets

they we're originally intended to be a way to get toilet paper from a nearby stall if your stall had none

that's why there always placed next to the toilet roll holder

usually there bigger than one and a half inches

i dont know about yu guys but my dick is like 6.5 in in girth...its not fitting threw no 1 inch hole

are you functionally retarded?

If we're talking diameter then, CHOAD!!! If we're talking circumference then don't think you're special.

If we're talking diameter then, CHOAD!!! If we're talking circumference then don't think you're special.

He was talking radius.

WTF they come with the toilets to make it easier to get paper from the next stall?!
Iv never seen that before and I can imagine somone taking a shit when a hand comes through the wall, takes some paper and then dissaprears back into the wall. Must be seriously creepy and probably results in some broken arms.

Anyway the hole in question was drilled probably with a hole cutter for obvious reasons, anyway the main question is: How the fuck do they make these holes, who does it, and how do they get away with it?!?

WTF they come with the toilets to make it easier to get paper from the next stall?!
Iv never seen that before and I can imagine somone taking a shit when a hand comes through the wall, takes some paper and then dissaprears back into the wall. Must be seriously creepy and probably results in some broken arms.

Wow, that was the best LOL I've had in a very long time. A&E approves.

Better question, why glory hole a MANs bathroom. Or any single-sex bathroom for that matter.

WTF they come with the toilets to make it easier to get paper from the next stall?!
Iv never seen that before and I can imagine somone taking a shit when a hand comes through the wall, takes some paper and then dissaprears back into the wall. Must be seriously creepy and probably results in some broken arms.

Anyway the hole in question was drilled probably with a hole cutter for obvious reasons, anyway the main question is: How the fuck do they make these holes, who does it, and how do they get away with it?!?

yeah because that's a lot less creepy than a cock coming out of the wall

im not making it up a salesman at the armitage shanks factory told me when i went to help a "friend" pick up a urinal for his bathroom (don't ask)

lol,werdd :D

Well my first thought is that a woman who felt like sucking a bunch of stranger's dicks would feel more at home in a men's bathroom than a woman's, being as that that's where all the men would go, but my second thought is that maybe there's a significant gay population in the immediate area. Either, or.

Glory holes....lolol i came across this topic a long time ago on wikipedia...its got an interesting article on it, u should go check it out.

For those wondering how glory holes get set up, apprently there are actually public bathrooms or certain bathrooms/areas known to have glory holes, where someone wanting some casual sex through a hole (though i don't know WHY they would want it through a HOLE in a wall) can go and wait for someone else in the next stall to somehow show they want the same.

i've never done it and never want to, so i can't provide much info...

heres the plan of attack.. take a quarter, or maybe a dollar.. slide it under the stall, so that it is in line w/ the glory hole.. they wonder.. wtf is that? pants around ankles they get up and bend over to pick it up.. then





surprise!!! dirty buttsecks.

lol that would be awesome

*puts penis through hole*

"WOO HELLO THERE"

some guy: ARGH WTF?

lol that would be awesome

*puts penis through hole*

"WOO HELLO THERE"

some guy: ARGH WTF?


Right before he beats it with a stick or something and breaks your cock off. Ouch. Wouldn't trust that shit for money...

As I said I took the oportunity to piss through the hole all over some guys feet then left in a hurry. He was probably so drunk he didnt notice anyway.

Oh and I didnt stick my dick through the hole I just drunkenly aimed in the general direction of the hole which unsuprisingly was at penis height.

I would, but I'd be too afraid of

A.) Getting Herpes
or
B.) Some prankster with a lit cigarette on the other end.

I did actually piss through the hole with some drunk guy on the other side, of course I didnt stick my dich through the hole. The hole was convinently at penis height so I just drunkenly aimed in the direction of the hole before leaving quickly.

I feel sorry for that guy now!

You know, if you waited on the other side of one with a hammer and a nine-inch nail, you could spear the penis laterally and trap the owner there. There is literally no way somebody could pull their penis out of there.

WTF they come with the toilets to make it easier to get paper from the next stall?!
Iv never seen that before and I can imagine somone taking a shit when a hand comes through the wall, takes some paper and then dissaprears back into the wall. Must be seriously creepy and probably results in some broken arms.

The image of this made me laugh out loud.

- IjSmLb :(

OMG i'm seriously going to have nightmares now.

Glory holes "r" us,

You pay, we drill!

Haha, that's hilarious. The only fear I have of glory holes is if theres a guy on the other side thats blowing you; I wouldn't really mind an ugly chick as long as she's female.

Two words: cigar cutter.

Two words: cigar cutter.

one word for that:genius.

Haha, that's hilarious. The only fear I have of glory holes is if theres a guy on the other side thats blowing you; I wouldn't really mind an ugly chick as long as she's female.

Yeah, but since you can't see who's on the other side, it doesn't really matter. All you know is that there's a mouth on your junk.

Oh, god, did I really just type that?

why do that when you can just drill a hole in a barrel, fill it with jello and fuck it.

WTF they come with the toilets to make it easier to get paper from the next stall?!
Iv never seen that before and I can imagine somone taking a shit when a hand comes through the wall, takes some paper and then dissaprears back into the wall. Must be seriously creepy and probably results in some broken arms.

Anyway the hole in question was drilled probably with a hole cutter for obvious reasons, anyway the main question is: How the fuck do they make these holes, who does it, and how do they get away with it?!?

well besides the ones used for getting TP from a friendly neighbor

I would imagine that before the club opens they could take a drill type object and put holes in there

why would you think a club would be against sex like that, oral or otherwise.

but since the hole seemed kinda small its probably used for TP

its a club not a church

Glory holes are a lot like bigfoot. Sure we've all seen them in movies and pictures but I've never run across one.

it's so true.

I really want to find one.

Yeah, but since you can't see who's on the other side, it doesn't really matter. All you know is that there's a mouth on your junk.

Oh, god, did I really just type that?
lol
It's exactly like Schrodinger's cat.
Since you cannot see who's on the other side their gender exists in a state of quantum limbo!

At which point indeed all you know is that there's a mouth on your junk.

Unless of course they have a mustache that kind of gives the game away.

Unless of course it's a fake mustache....

well besides the ones used for getting TP from a friendly neighbor


"HEY MR. WILSON!!! CAN I HAVE SOME TOILET PAPER!!"

"NO DENNIS!"

all your questions are answered here :)

http://www.cruisingforsex.com/features/gholeFAQ.html

I saw something like this, two guys followed a woman into the toilets and locked her in one. Then she proceeded to suck them both off through the glory holes.

Then again this was porn so it was probably about as factually useful as a chocolate teapot.

this thread fails. STFU. GTFO.

New Arrival?

How about you GTFO? Your reply fails.

OMG MAKE WAY FOR TEH NEW MOD OF S&A

fuck off if you're gonna come in here with your big e-dick, which is obviously being swung around to compensate for something you are lacking

there is a lot of funny shit here :D

it's so true.

I really want to find one.


Bigfoot or a glory hole?

What if you caught Bigfoot using a gloryhole?

this reminds me of the frank castle the punisher story?
anyone remember him

My question is if you felt a little fuzz while your dick was in a gloryhole, would you pull out?

I think I would. :(

I don't know what you mean by little fuzz... A small police officer?

I don't know what you mean by little fuzz... A small police officer?

Lol. That's great.

I would love to find a glory hole.

I'd take a woman into the toilet along with a hammer and some vice grips.

I'd get the woman to make some noise, wait for the little critter to poke its head through the hole, vice grip the little fucker and hit it over the head with the hammer.

Just for kicks.

AWESOME site!!!! I'm hoping to find a gloryhole at a truckstop bathroom when I go up to NYC this summer.

I'd also fuck my gf in a bathroom stall as well!

--KP

He was talking radius.

i thought he might have meant diameter