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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-10, 04:07
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I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
Im So Fucking Horny I Need To Have Sex With This Fucking Hot Bitch At My School!!!
I'm Going To Her House Right Now! Fuck!
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#2
 2007-04-10, 04:08
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
Guys I'm going to be in court next Tuesday.
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#3
 2007-04-10, 05:46
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JIzzlobber 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
I know what you are feeling. Just jack off 3-5 times a day and try not to think about her. That is, if you don't already have anything going.
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#4
 2007-04-10, 07:47
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Source 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
Jefferey Huntar, I jizzed on a rag because I'm so horny. WOuld you liek it? Its urs.
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#5
 2007-04-10, 11:09
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Ferret 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
Why look at the post times, troll fails.
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#6
 2007-04-10, 13:20
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moby_dick 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
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Originally Posted by Ferret
Why look at the post times, troll fails.
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You took him seriously, though.
Trolling successful.
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#7
 2007-04-10, 15:12
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reborn thief 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
you failed
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#8
 2007-04-10, 15:51
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Rocko 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
I know that feeling.
And lol at the court line one minute later.
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#9
 2007-04-10, 19:30
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Drox 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
lol 12
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#10
 2007-04-10, 19:36
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
This thread had potential, if you had put more effort into the first thread and waited maybe 2-3 days before daying the court lulz.
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#11
 2007-04-10, 20:16
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
I'm Going To Fucking Capitalize The First Letter In Every Word Like A Horny 12 Year Old.
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#12
 2007-04-10, 21:14
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Atticus_Ellis 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
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Originally Posted by I'mAfraidofJapan
This thread had potential, if you had put more effort into the first thread and waited maybe 2-3 days before daying the court lulz.
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My thoughts exactly.
This is why &T is a shithole.
I remember back in the day.
Sure we had trolling, but there was passion.
Everything's half-assed now-a-days.
:(
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#13
 2007-04-10, 23:26
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MomentaryLapseOfReason 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
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Originally Posted by blankooie
I'm Going To Fucking Capitalize The First Letter In Every Word Like A Horny 12 Year Old.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
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#14
 2007-04-11, 01:28
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xarf 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
It makes it all the funnier that he posted the second part so soon. The whole idea was for it to be absurd, not realistic.
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#15
 2007-04-11, 03:04
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
WHEN YOU TYPE YOUR WHOLE POST IN CAPS, THE NEW FORUM RESETS IT INTO HAVING ONLY THE FIRST LETTER CAPITALIZED!!!
EDIT: oooohkaaaaay... well, maybe if you only do it in the first post. Sigh, fuck you Jeff Hunter.
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#16
 2007-04-11, 03:36
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
And lol at the court line one minute later.
Maybe 1 minute was all it took him, you never know, it might have been a pump n' dump.
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#17
 2007-04-11, 14:20
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Ex Deus Machina 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
Maybe 1 minute was all it took him, you never know, it might have been a pump n' dump.
Exactally what I was going to say.
Or it was his sister, hence the short travelling time.
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#18
 2007-04-11, 16:15
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Rocko 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
If the target is his sister, and his Dad is a cop, and all were home at the same time, then it's plausable.
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#19
 2007-04-11, 16:32
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RemadE 
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
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Originally Posted by Rocko
If the target is his sister, and his Dad is a cop, and all were home at the same time, then it's plausable.
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i could see this turning into an incestual cop film
cop: "oh honey, such a long day at work"
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cop: "honey, you there?"
*oh, oh, FUCK ME HARDER!*
cop: "OH FUCK, son, Y U fuck your sister? I thought it was just me who did that?"
Enter: "OH OH, no - join in"
..I have a fucking sick mind, ok
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#20
 2007-04-11, 22:12
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
*sigh*.... I'm almost tempted to proxy up, make a new account, and REALLY lay down some trolling. After posting a fuckload in half-baked to get my post count up.
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#21
 2007-04-12, 05:48
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Re: I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!
Exactally what I was going to say.
Or it was his sister, hence the short travelling time.
Hey or maybe it never really happened at all! Ever think of that?! God!
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