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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-10, 04:07
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Default I Cant Fucking Take This Anymore!

Im So Fucking Horny I Need To Have Sex With This Fucking Hot Bitch At My School!!!

I'm Going To Her House Right Now! Fuck!
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Old 2007-04-10, 04:08
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Guys I'm going to be in court next Tuesday.
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Old 2007-04-10, 05:46
JIzzlobber JIzzlobber is offline
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I know what you are feeling. Just jack off 3-5 times a day and try not to think about her. That is, if you don't already have anything going.
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Old 2007-04-10, 07:47
Source Source is offline
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Jefferey Huntar, I jizzed on a rag because I'm so horny. WOuld you liek it? Its urs.
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Old 2007-04-10, 11:09
Ferret Ferret is offline
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Why look at the post times, troll fails.
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Old 2007-04-10, 13:20
moby_dick moby_dick is offline
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Originally Posted by Ferret
Why look at the post times, troll fails.


You took him seriously, though.

Trolling successful.
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Old 2007-04-10, 15:12
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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you failed
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Old 2007-04-10, 15:51
Rocko Rocko is offline
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I know that feeling.

And lol at the court line one minute later.
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Old 2007-04-10, 19:30
Drox Drox is offline
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lol 12
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Old 2007-04-10, 19:36
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This thread had potential, if you had put more effort into the first thread and waited maybe 2-3 days before daying the court lulz.
 #11 
Old 2007-04-10, 20:16
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I'm Going To Fucking Capitalize The First Letter In Every Word Like A Horny 12 Year Old.
 #12 
Old 2007-04-10, 21:14
Atticus_Ellis Atticus_Ellis is offline
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Originally Posted by I'mAfraidofJapan
This thread had potential, if you had put more effort into the first thread and waited maybe 2-3 days before daying the court lulz.


My thoughts exactly.
This is why &T is a shithole.
I remember back in the day.
Sure we had trolling, but there was passion.
Everything's half-assed now-a-days.

:(
 #13 
Old 2007-04-10, 23:26
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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Originally Posted by blankooie
I'm Going To Fucking Capitalize The First Letter In Every Word Like A Horny 12 Year Old.



I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
 #14 
Old 2007-04-11, 01:28
xarf xarf is offline
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It makes it all the funnier that he posted the second part so soon. The whole idea was for it to be absurd, not realistic.
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Old 2007-04-11, 03:04
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

WHEN YOU TYPE YOUR WHOLE POST IN CAPS, THE NEW FORUM RESETS IT INTO HAVING ONLY THE FIRST LETTER CAPITALIZED!!!

EDIT: oooohkaaaaay... well, maybe if you only do it in the first post. Sigh, fuck you Jeff Hunter.
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Old 2007-04-11, 03:36
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And lol at the court line one minute later.

Maybe 1 minute was all it took him, you never know, it might have been a pump n' dump.
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Old 2007-04-11, 14:20
Ex Deus Machina Ex Deus Machina is offline
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Maybe 1 minute was all it took him, you never know, it might have been a pump n' dump.

Exactally what I was going to say.

Or it was his sister, hence the short travelling time.
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Old 2007-04-11, 16:15
Rocko Rocko is offline
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If the target is his sister, and his Dad is a cop, and all were home at the same time, then it's plausable.
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Old 2007-04-11, 16:32
RemadE RemadE is offline
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Originally Posted by Rocko
If the target is his sister, and his Dad is a cop, and all were home at the same time, then it's plausable.


i could see this turning into an incestual cop film

cop: "oh honey, such a long day at work"

...

cop: "honey, you there?"

*oh, oh, FUCK ME HARDER!*

cop: "OH FUCK, son, Y U fuck your sister? I thought it was just me who did that?"

Enter: "OH OH, no - join in"


..I have a fucking sick mind, ok
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Old 2007-04-11, 22:12
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*sigh*.... I'm almost tempted to proxy up, make a new account, and REALLY lay down some trolling. After posting a fuckload in half-baked to get my post count up.
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Old 2007-04-12, 05:48
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Exactally what I was going to say.

Or it was his sister, hence the short travelling time.

Hey or maybe it never really happened at all! Ever think of that?! God!
 
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