This is very embarrassing to say but I have a crooked penis, i think its from to much masterbation. It starts getting crooked around half way up, pointing to the left. How would i go about getting it straight or at least not as crooked, also what about penis growth, its kind of small too. Thanks in advance

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Ask your doctor.

Stretch it.

Seriously. Look it up, try penile curvature on google.

Unless its bent like a fucking paperclip at a 90 degree angle its alright.

What you can do though is learn to beat off with your left hand. This should start to straighten it out a little.

well dude its not uncommon, so dont worry too much, it is indeed caused by masturbation, my advice is: stop masturbating, use a sex toy (like the flesh-light, this will cause less bend), or get a girlfriend to give you hand jobs (a lot of them) to reverse the "damage"

Unless your penis looks a fuckin u-turn sign, its fine. Its better to lean to the left, then the right

It's just genetics ... your penis is gonna curve generally to the left or the right and your dominant hand has no actual bearing on the curvature

Git damned liberal.

Yo mine leans to the left its fine dont worry

OMFG mine too! u guys wanna start a club or something? rofl no...