aiighty so saturday night i was at my friends party n yea had tons to drink... was pretty wasted, but i mean didnt puke or pass out or anything, i dont do that type of shit... was just very loose. Anyways, im hooking up with some chick yea, n get her nekked n shit (yea in front of some of my closest friends lol who r takin pictures hehe) I lick her off to get it nice n smooth for the home plate, only to realize that... ITS NOT friggin HARD =( not even half way... so i get her mouth on that for a good 5-10 mins... NOTHING :-( wtf is wrong with me im only 17 =/

btw yea I do have one of those pics but unlike some of you I have a problem with posting personal pics of me n some girl who Im sure wouldnt be ok with it....

Alcohol negatively effects sexual performance.

What do they call it...?

Whiskey dick or something like that?

your willy is going to get softer and sotfer, and shrivvle up like a worm in the sun, and then drop off inside some girl's cooter.

I'm sorry, you have AIDS.

ps: OMFG OLD POST ICONS BACK

I say you had a classic case of limp dick it can happen when you drink too much.

You got limp dick in front of your friends...ouch!

Actually I'm pretty sure they call it "owned."

Don't worry, it was probably just because of the alcohol or the fact that your friends were taking pics.

About those pics, maybe you should post them after all, don't you think?