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 #1 
Old 2007-04-09, 05:18
Tizzo Tizzo is offline
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Default Need advice with eating my girl out

Alright I already read what my link has had to say.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yk64bq

But I have had some success, and some failure. It is like a crap shoot. Anyone with any advice, It would be greatly appreciated.
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:24
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

1. Don't give in and eat her out as soon as she's done with foreplay. Tease her, drag your tongue and fingers up her legs and dart away. Make her really want it.

2. Depending on how sensitive your girlfriend is you may be pressing, licking, licking with the hood over or blowing on her clitoris. It really does vary in sensitivity that much, and can even change how sensitive it is during intercourse. Be on the lookout for it because it can be just too intense and uncomfortable!

3. Two things are better than one, make sure your free hands are either assisting with vaginal stimulation, caressing those eroginous zones or just holding her.

4. If she's enjoying herself, don't stop going until she says she's done.

5. Just as males love the sammitch, it's generally good form to slide up and give her a nice big hug after she's finished. Maybe not sloppy kisses (though, some enjoy) a hug is pretty manditory for your partner.
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:32
Tizzo Tizzo is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

It is weird. Some days I can get her off and screaming within minutes; and other times it will take over 45 minutes just to get a response out of her.

And it's not like she is returning the favor. I have never had head in my life from this girl or any girl, and I am nearly 20. And I have given her 100's of orgasms.
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:36
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

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Originally Posted by Tizzo
It is weird. Some days I can get her off and screaming within minutes; and other times it will take over 45 minutes just to get a response out of her.

And it's not like she is returning the favor. I have never had head in my life from this girl or any girl, and I am nearly 20. And I have given her 100's of orgasms.


Get her to do 69. That way, you're both pulling your weight. And I do mean it. Don't give her anymore head until she blows you or does 69. Don't give in to her you fucking pussy.
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:47
Tizzo Tizzo is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

It aint like she isn't fucking me. It is just that she has never given me head. I would love to a 69 with her. But she has had something against giving head to someone since I met her. Her boyfriend before I met her must of cummed in her eye or something, lol.

But I will try to 69 her. But if that doesn't work. Is there any other ways to get her to give me head?
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:49
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

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Originally Posted by Tizzo
It aint like she isn't fucking me. It is just that she has never given me head. I would love to a 69 with her. But she has had something against giving head to someone since I met her. Her boyfriend before I met her must of cummed in her eye or something, lol.

But I will try to 69 her. But if that doesn't work. Is there any other ways to get her to give me head?


Try honey, chocolate syrup, ambrosia, having her do it in the shower, etc. I'm telling you though, you need to be firm and say NO FUCKING CUNNILINGUS TILL YOU FUCKING BLOW ME.
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:56
Tizzo Tizzo is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

But I am just trying to pass down my genes. I am the last of my all male bloodline. I need to get a male heir to my family legacy.

I have already had her pregnant, but she miscarriaged twice already. I am just doing what I can to influence her to have another pregnancy; that will hopefully be successful.
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Old 2007-04-09, 05:59
Euro_Tuner Euro_Tuner is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

some girls just wont suck dick, they find it degrading to women or some bullshit. when shes screaming ram your dick in her mouth lol
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Old 2007-04-09, 06:00
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Valhalla
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If you are so concerned about genes, I wouldn't pick her. Two miscarriages means she's somehow fucked up. Get someone a little thicker. They're great for bearing sons.
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Old 2007-04-09, 06:16
Diabolic acid Diabolic acid is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

A male heir? Is your last name Corleone?
Anyway my best advice is don't do it, otherwise CatharticWeek had some good advice
 #11 
Old 2007-04-09, 06:27
Tizzo Tizzo is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

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If you are so concerned about genes, I wouldn't pick her. Two miscarriages means she's somehow fucked up. Get someone a little thicker. They're great for bearing sons.


I need advice about an optimal hip to waist ratio. I've heard 7% is the best for pregnancy. But I just want to pass on my genes with this female. I am engaged to her. She has one more year of medical school to become a nurse. And I have 2 years of college to become an apprentice at BASF for chemical engineering.
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Old 2007-04-09, 06:45
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

I need advice about an optimal hip to waist ratio. I've heard 7% is the best for pregnancy. But I just want to pass on my genes with this female. I am engaged to her. She has one more year of medical school to become a nurse. And I have 2 years of college to become an apprentice at BASF for chemical engineering.

if it doesnt work out, get an egg donor and have artificial insemination or wtv with it, hey chicks do it too
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Old 2007-04-09, 07:02
Tizzo Tizzo is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

I want to have a child the "old fashioned" way. I dont want an egg or sperm put together un-naturally to have a child. I will wait until her monthly "fertility" calender works out in our favor. It is just difficult when both of us have jobs. And stress also doesn't help in the equation.

But I am going to sleep right now. 2:55am Eastern time.

Look forward to what totse has to say when I wake up. About everything I have mentioned.....

-Tizzo
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Old 2007-04-09, 21:49
busyhands busyhands is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

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Originally Posted by Tizzo
Alright I already read what my link has had to say.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yk64bq

But I have had some success, and some failure. It is like a crap shoot. Anyone with any advice, It would be greatly appreciated.


I think the other replyers missed the most important things.

1. ASK HER what she likes. When you eat her, ask if it's good or if she wants it differently.
2. PAY ATTENTION. Make mental notes of the highs and lows.

"The Woman" is such a fine tuned machine that pleasing it needs constant attention and tweaking.

If you do these things, i'll guarantee that you'll be a success with the girls everywhere.
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Old 2007-04-10, 01:29
knive_lover knive_lover is offline
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Default Re: Need advice with eating my girl out

pop rocks on the tongue. nuff said
 
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