whats some good pick up lines?
i personaly use the hey baby do ya got any black in ya, well do ya want any?
this way when she says no, thinking im trying to hook her up with a nigger i can say good and go from there

My favorite line is "don't scream and I won't kill you".

that goes great with "hey baby does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I like the classic "Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."

My personal favorite has to be "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

Nice legs, what time they open?
reminds me of 6th grade.

*reserved for later use*

Do you like spaghetti?



oh well... in that case



wanna FUCK?!

Here's a ruler, let's exchange measurements. ;o

"What up, its nice to meet ya
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist"


yup. gets 'em every time.

I like "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"Im rich"

I'm Rick James, bitch!!! Show me yo' titties!

how you doin
gets those italian sluts every time if you can say it right lol

My favourite is "Hello I find you incredibly attrative and would very much enjoy to engage in sexual intercourse with you"

Works every time

Statistically cute pickup lines don't work as well as just normal conversation. We just went over a hilarious study in psych about this.

Well, my favorite is.
I lost my puppy, could you help me find it? I think it went into a motel room.

Hey baby do ya wanna lay down with me?
Hey baby do ya wanna lay down by my side?
Hey baby do ya wanna lay down with me?
Hey baby!? HEY BABY!!

Hmm... let's see...

"Want some candy" is good, but overdone... "Say... did you catch this morning's episode of sesame street" is much better. I mean, you can start a conversation with it. Much better...

"I've always thought Scizor was an underrated card" kicks ass, but it only works with the older ladies, while "those are some nice shoes you're wearing" is pretty much the universal-purpouse pickup line...

'n when you're really hard-up for something to break the ice, "are you here on a field trip?" is an excellent line of last resort. Sorta fails miserably unless you meet her in an art museum or something, though... I mean, who the fuck goes to a quickie mart on a field trip? Sheesh...

"Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!"

Followed my ogling.

Pickup lines? Bollocks.

Deeds speak louder than words. Sneak up behind her, whack your right forearm into her throat and slam your left fist into the small of her back then clamp your left hand over her mouth incase the blow with your right forearm didn't do the job properly.


Secks her

???????

Profit.

I'll let you guys in on a secret one of mine... Works half the time, all the time, about 30% of the time. "Hey baby wanna fuck?... Now before you answer, consider this: I know where you live and if you say no I will be forces to not only brutally dismember you, but also I will eat your remains.... So how bout it blue eyes? *sexy pose*".
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Years, can I visit you between the holidays?

I've tried "Hey, you trying to miss your period?" but that one doesn't seem to work

Guy: Do you have a pen?
Girl: (hands pen to guy)
Guy: Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper?
Girl: (hands paper to guy)
Guy: Thanks again. Do you have a number?

(stick finger in water, poke girl's shirt) "Aw jeeze! Now we have to get you out those wet clothes!"

"Please Miss, the government is looking for my penis and I need a place to hide it."

Do you wanna fuck or do i owe you an apology?

Nice legs, what time they open?
reminds me of 6th grade.hahaha

theres a fire in my pants, can you BLOW it out . iv yet to use it but i think me and my friend made it up when we where drunk

never heard that one before, i thought it was funny

"What's your favourite pokemon?"

I like to go the charmingly befuddled route. I don't do charming so well, but I'm the fucking Michaelangelo of befuddled.

For example, I'll be talking to a girl and say something like this:
"I've got a picture kinda like that hanging in my bedroom. You should see it sometime. I'm sooo sorry, I didn't mean that like it sounded. I'm not trying to get in your pants. Not that I don't want to. Oh jeez. Can I start over? I just get nervous around beautiful women."

You have no idea how many women respond to that.

I can imagine that working on me. I'm a sucker for a befuddled prospective mate.

Wanna come over and sleep?

Lulz!

Guy: Do you have a pen?
Girl: (hands pen to guy)
Guy: Thanks. Do you have a piece of paper?
Girl: (hands paper to guy)
Guy: Thanks again. Do you have a number?


wow... that seems like it could work.

Like 15 minutes ago I told a girl I headbutted a shark to death this morning and she gave me her number and told me to call her, so add that to the list.

my favorites always been one a mate of mine used when stoned off his tits after saying to me i try and get into lasses right then walking up to some stranger putting his arm round her and going "so ur a lass then hows that working out for u" strangely it worked still not sure how

Alright I have two the first is "Here, drink this."

The second one is that you motion for a girl to come over to you with one finger. When she comes over you say to her, "Hey, I made you come with one finger imagine what I could do with two."

Seriously though, pick up lines are so lame. If I tried one and it actually worked I would feel so crappy for sexing a girl dumb enough to fall for pickup lines. Like I was taking advantage of someone mentally retarded.

yeah lol

QFT ..

this one will get your dicked sucked:

during a conversation with a girl casually bring up sex(dont really have to tho), and say something along these lines "yeah wanna hear something kinda strange, i've never been able to get off from head. (she'll be like oh really) yeah i donno maybe somethings wrong with me." (at this time if she has any interest in you she'll start thinking of this as a challenge and will prolly ask if she can give it a try) well after she goes and sucks you off act like it was amazing and be all suprised, this way she'll do it again sometime.

worked for me a few times

"hey baby, that a ladder in yout tights or the stairway to heaven?"


"whats big pink and poking your leg? my cock, lets go"