I know this topic has sprung up numerous times in the past, but I want to make a new thread about it.

So I was drunk last night for the first time in 4 weeks. When we got home, we had the most unsuccesful sex ever.

Thinking back now, the majority of my sexual encounters while drunk were fucked-up in some way or another. I can't cum, I lose my erection, I fall asleep... something always fucks up.

Only now that Im used to having great sex all the time, though, am I able to recognise just how bad drunken sex can be.

So, kids, remember, drunk sex is bad, mmmkay?

Damn, I was planning on downing a half dozen beers and picking up a chick weekend after next too.

Or attempting to pick up a chick anyway.

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i had some pretty amazing drink + pot fueled sex all last night.

i guess it would be shit if you wre competely paraplegic though :/

Yeah drunk sex really doesn't go down so great at all.

I would hope most people know exactly why it doesn't, having this topic being mentioned time and time again for many years (that's not a complaint at OP btw).

The only one good thing it did for me was make me so un-aroused with this girl who had taken me back to her place after meeting in a club, that i lasted much, much longer than i ever would sober. In the end i couldn't even come, so i faked it. First time i ever had to do that. Kinda sucked actually. I think she was bad at sex too remembering back, i'm no casanova like, and i was wasted so i can't have been helping. But she definitely wasn't making it any easier.

Yeah, drunk sex is hard to get right. If I'm drunk, I can't come no matter how turned on I am. Drunk sex usually leads to me laying there while the boy pounds away for like 2 hours and I'm just like "are you done yet?". Pot sex FTW!

Drunk sex usually leads to me laying there while the boy pounds away for like 2 hours and I'm just like "are you done yet?". Pot sex FTW!

That is so fucked up. Anyways... Pot Sex FTW, indeed. Or pot laced with X sex FTW.

That is so fucked up. Anyways... Pot Sex FTW, indeed. Or pot laced with X sex FTW.

You shouldn't be smoking pills!! What do you think this is?!? If you really wanna force X on someone then spike their drink, for God's sake. And if you know your can is laced with pilldust and you still smoke it in the hope of making you good in bed, then you're just...mad.

And as for drunken sex.........it depends.

On how much you drunk, and how hot she is.

Drunken sex is not that bad ?
That's how I used to always do it until somewhat recently.

Few glasses of something something is the only thing that can get me right back on track, and on top.

It has its ups and downs. I did get my ex to lick my ass while she was drunk. But usually drunk sex is bad.

Oh, nearly forgot the reverse blumpkin. I helped her into the bathroom where she could piss and it just happened.