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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-04-08, 09:26
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Why is it at spring time all the pussy starts comin in. All winter i had maybe a couple random hookups, and one gurl that i liked. Now i got 3 who just broke up with their bf's this week, plus the one i liked all winter wants to "get closer". and the new one well thats in the is she a virgin thread. the funny thing i just realized is that all these girls are gnna be at the same club on sunday night. this is gnna require some skills ta pull off without burning bridges.
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Old 2007-04-08, 09:44
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April 21 = Beltane

Pagan fertility festival. Historically (several thousand years ago) some poor unfortunate lucky bastard would be selected by the priestesses (themselves selected for beauty as well as wisdom). He would get papered and treated like royalty all week, during which the priestesses would just about kill him through sexual exhaustion.

Then they would chop him into little pieces and spread them amongst the fields to ensure a fertile harvest.

But what a way to go.

All that remains of this once glorious tradition is the not-so-unidentifiable urge known as "spring fever".
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Old 2007-04-08, 09:51
weedman weedman is offline
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i got hoes.....:) lol
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Old 2007-04-08, 11:54
Ex Deus Machina Ex Deus Machina is offline
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the funny thing i just realized is that all these girls are gnna be at the same club on sunday night. this is gnna require some skills ta pull off without burning bridges.


Get 'sick' and don't go out. Tada!
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Old 2007-04-08, 19:05
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Get 'sick' and don't go out. Tada!

Ignore this gentleman. If you did that you'd be missing out on a great oppurtunity... Play them all of against each other and tease them with your attention, whilst not actually getting with any of them. Jealousy is a very powerful thing, and if these girls are all into you you'll look like a stud moving from one to the other... Then next week you'll be free to take your pick, or to fuck all of them on the sly, depending what kind of guy you are...
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Old 2007-04-11, 08:46
Ex Deus Machina Ex Deus Machina is offline
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Ignore this gentleman. If you did that you'd be missing out on a great oppurtunity... Play them all of against each other and tease them with your attention, whilst not actually getting with any of them. Jealousy is a very powerful thing, and if these girls are all into you you'll look like a stud moving from one to the other... Then next week you'll be free to take your pick, or to fuck all of them on the sly, depending what kind of guy you are...


I know, I know, you could do all of that. But if you're as unlucky as I am, you'd end up with 5 chicks all pissed at you, and you wouldn't get any for weeks... Am I just super unlucky?
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Old 2007-04-11, 16:33
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Yeah I've noticed I tend to feel more open to sex and horny around spring and summer. Maybe humans indeed have a mating season... of sorts.
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Old 2007-04-11, 16:36
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i got spring fever like woah since the temperature shot up
 
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