This girl and me started talking about a week ago. I was high on acid so we talked for about 10 hours on the phone, it was the first time we really talked. We got along quite well, so i made sure to call her again the next day. We still got along great when sober, so we kept talking. This girl already has a boyfriend(but she claims to not really like him). Plus my friend liked her, and she didn't like him liking her. So i brought the girl to his house one day, she pretended to be high off of 2 joints, then started acting retarded to piss him off and make her not seem so appealing. It worked now he doesn't like her. But the problem is, this girl was making out with me everytime she went outside of his house "for air", plus she started doin a lil tease for me( i never seen a virgin grind on me like that lol). She knows all of my friends, she went out with 3 of them in the past. 2 of them say shes a virgin, the last one is kind of a player so i find it hard to believe that shes not been popped yet.

Anyways what I can't seem to figure out is why this girl likes me, I get hot girls; but this chick is flawless(perfect body, face,personality). It's too perfect, like to good to be true. Anyways she tried to stop talking to me because she didn't want to like me, and because of my personality(i'm saying what she said) she would end up liking me. She says she doesn't wanna go out with a guy that she likes because she'll get hurt in the end, plus she doesn't think i could wait 4 years until shes ready(theres always slutty bitches:) ). Then today we talked for hours, and she drew some picture of us in paint with joints with a heart in the middle of the picture(wierd yes, but funny). Also shes repeated countless times that she doesn't believe in love, but today on the phone she slipped up and said "i love you". i didn't know what to say, because it was so hypocritical of her.

Anyways, by the end of the conversation today, she invited me to take her to a club, plus shes bringing me in her limo with her sexy friends:). So she even asked me out lol. But what I don't get is how she keeps bringing up the fact that she could never have a relationship with me because:

a) i'm a guy and we get horny, meaning i would eventually fuck her(shes not ready) or cheat on her.

b) If/when we broke up, it would hurt her alot, and shes been hurt alot by guys that she trusted.

I think if the virgin story is true shes got issues with getting attached and sex because her mom moves all over the world from boyfriend to boyfriend.

On the other hand she could be trying to play me, or she could just not like me what so ever but shes too nice to tell me(she did this to my friend that liked her).

Also her story about her age is fucked, when I first met her she was 17, then after talking on the phone shes just turned 16. And then on the subway she said if i met her mom, her mom would say shes 14 because her moms been counting backwards for 2 years.

Theres definatly something fishy about her, but i cant pick up on anythin solid(well except for the age thing, i think).

anyways totse its good to be back, i need advice from the ladies especially on this one.

A 14 year old girl...and you are expecting her to make sense??!

well the thing is i can't tell if she was just really really high, or if she was acting. because all my boys says she gets real fucked off small amounts of weed. and buddy she cant be 14 its, just not possible. but regardless of her age (i'm 17), i feel we really get along well and thats what shes been telling me. It's crazy, whenever shes thinkin of callin me i call, when im thinkin of talkin to her she calls, it doesnt happen everytime but its still kinda cool.

also im hearing stories about her suckin off this guy under a table (the player she went out with). But on the phone she claimed shes never done that. im so confused about this chick.

Nigga u must be som uber-pimpzizzle playa if u be mackin on dez fourteen yo girlz

u best pop dat pre-pubescent cherri b4 1 of yo boi's gets to dat first son,

Niggah u be mad gangsta fuckin da hoes lyke dat n shyt son,u be da OG o da streetz when ur krew be learnin dat u gots ur selv a 14yo girl suckin ur tiny cock, dem bitches be callin u PLAYA!

can i hear a BALLIN!?

Weedman, you are

Theres a fourteen year old girl fucking with your head. Move on.

Haha, she must be having the time of her life toying with you.
She all the fuck up in your head, all of it!

She's doing like all the things those "how get a guy to marry you" books say.

You're being toyed with

I lie about my age all the time! and before you ask, yes of course I'm still a virgin.

*Slaps tit in baby's mouth*

First of all she's definitely 14, no one's parents just count backwards, that's completely retarded. She's saying all the "i can't have a relationship" crap 'cause she wants to fuck with you. As far as i can tell she's your typical retarded/probably slutty 14 year old and she just wants to play some mind games, just tell her to fuck off before she gets what she wants.