It was a cold night, a sharp bitter cold that made your eyes bleed with frost and your toes numb and brittle.
The sound I heard was at first distant and indistinct.
I stood for a momment on the corner of th street and lit up on a Strand, savouring the burning sensation in my lungs, watching the smoke mingle with the icy mist of the night.
There it was again, a scrape, a tap, a scrape, a tap. But now it was closer, much closer.
I allways knew that I would never be alone with a Strand but this was different, I was afraid, but also excited.
Suddenly the sound was almost next to me, I walked quikely from the shadows and towards the nearest lampost, feeling secure in the dim sodium glow it provided I lit up another Strand.
I knew then what it was that that was stalking me, the one legged midget that had fueled my sexual fantasies since my childhood.
My pussy moistened in antisipation, nipples errect I was ready, my crippled dwarf was going to take me, rape me.
Out of the gloomy night he came, deformed and crippled perhaps, but with a penis bigger than a babys arm holding a plum he took me.

Why be alone ........smoke a strand

Rocker,having re-read this I think maybe i was having a severe bout of humour failure when I closed it.

Therefore as recompense I'm going to 'stick' it for a bit .

Although, girl I am still mightly pissed about the 'wtf threads'.

what the fuck is this madness?

What kind of a moderator admits it when he might have been wrong?

I'm not even sure if I'm kidding, looking at the average person who gets a semblance of power without a real punishment for misusing it. It's a sad state when I'm impressed when people aren't incapable of admitting mistakes

Uhm personally I tend to work on the principle that a third of the decisions i take ,here and IRL, are wrong (one third were right, one third I made right and the other third I simply fucked up).



Only the Pope is infallible...supposedly.

And btw I think most mods and certainly all the S&A mods have admitted to being wrong before.

I knew then what it was that that was stalking me, the one legged midget that had fueled my sexual fantasies since my childhood.
This part made me lol.

This part made me lol.

Normally i would have laughed there too (as it refers to my annoucement) but for some reason I just didn't find the whole thing funny.

Maybe Blair has been upping the chemicals in our water supply again?

Normally i would have laughed there too (as it refers to my annoucement) but for some reason I just didn't find the whole thing funny.

Maybe Blair has been upping the chemicals in our water supply again?

I hear a lack of sense of humour is contagious. Have you been socialising with any Bavarians recently?

I hear a lack of sense of humour is contagious. Have you been socialising with any Bavarians recently?

Jo mei, iss doch Woahr!

that shit is funny.



and hey, no questioning of the moderators questioning. they have hard jobs, being a good leader means admiting mistakes.

we dont need another george bush on our hands :)

May I inquire as to why this is sticky?

Read the second post genius.

It was meant as a bit of throwaway humour, what annoyed me was in your announcment you refered to our "freedom" in this "forum" to express our sexual preferences with less fortunate individuals.

So I expressed them!....Then you go and close my thread!

Although I will accept my references to Sondheim's musical and Strand ciggerettes were a little obscure, but then I forgot you're all so young.....Bless.

Oh and I was a little stoned as well.

So I'm forgiven my bout of arseholeness and you still want to have my babies?

oh and sort your bloody email out.

So I'm forgiven my bout of arseholeness and you still want to have my babies?

oh and sort your bloody email out.

With a wave of her magic wand....Peace and harmony was restored to the world that was totse.

With a wave of her magic wand....Peace and harmony was restored to the world that was totse.

And people remember also please that Mods are not by nature gregarious, at least with other Mods, and they certainly don't have leaders.
Mojo is the most highly-regarded of the leaders we don't have.

So if you don't like a decision I've made you could always email Granny Weatherwax ...ooOOOPs I mean MrMojoRisin about it .

Sticky! Ahah now I see it sticks at the top of the page.

I was not around when all these new fangled changes happened......and yoyo's now a mod. Good for you girl X

Sticky! Ahah now I see it sticks at the top of the page.

X

Yes, although not for much longer, twas just a little recompense for me being a bigger jerk than usual.

Yes, although not for much longer, twas just a little recompense for me being a bigger jerk than usual.

Awwww I feel so important and special now!

I think you caused a tumor to form on the stem of my brain....o.O