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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-07, 04:41
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My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
my girlfriend was going down on me last night and in general she uses too much teeth. well it wasnt especially rough last night and we even fucked afterwards but when i got home in the morning my dick was hurting and i thought it was just sensitive and rubbing against my pants. but i was pissing about an hour ago and i saw that i had a small cut on the ridge of the head and there was a small "blister" -its not really a blister but its the closet thing i can call it- right next to it. what can i do to ease the pain?
please dont tell me to kill my girlfriend. ill give her a thorough beating later. also she wants to fuck again tonight and i know shes gonna want to go down on me. how do i POLITELY tell her i dont want her to because she roughed up my cock the night before.
im ending this fast. shes coming in my house right now. ill check back laterrrrrrrrrrr.
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#2
 2007-04-07, 04:51
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Stan 
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
If you both have any kind of connection, then when she's going at you, either show that you aren't enjoying it or talk to her. Or if she ever does it right just kind of over-react in a good way so she knows to keep doing it.
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#3
 2007-04-07, 04:54
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
tell her to use less teeth then show her that your bleeding and she will probably use less teeth???
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#4
 2007-04-07, 06:13
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
Just tell her that everytime she uses her teeth your going to shoot it in her eye.
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#5
 2007-04-07, 06:39
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
anytime I've expressed discomfort at a girl either handling my balls too rough or being a little teethy with a BJ they've been very apologetic and much more careful.
So either feel free to suffer in silence and get your penis more and more mutilated...or actually TELL HER what's been going on. I'm sure she'll be very sorry and be more careful in future.
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#6
 2007-04-07, 07:46
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
Just come out with it and tell her.
My girlfreind and I damaged my cock once, we were fucking and had no lube, and we was dry and I had like nooo precum. But we forced it anyway.
Long story short my foreskin pulled back to far when she was on top, and skipped abit. Fuck that hurt. Hurt for weeks. No sex for awhile after that.
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#7
 2007-04-07, 14:36
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
*just reads the title*
Don't date emo girls then, for fucks sake.
*reads the rest of the thread*
Ow, that sucks. Maybe mention it next time she's about to go down on you. Why have your dick torn up if all it takes is a few words to change it. 5 bucks says she doesn't realize she does it. Or maybe she thinks it feels 'good' *shudders* Either way just tell her, man.
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#8
 2007-04-07, 16:03
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
"You roughed up my dick last night, let's maybe give me a little time to heal."
Simple.
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#9
 2007-04-08, 07:09
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
she was going down on me last night and in the middle of the excrutiating agony i said "too rough!" she stopped for a second and then continued her torture;
i was laying on my back and she was laying between my legs, and it was just too rough so i thrust upwards and choked her with my cock. it was gratifying not only because i just choked a girl with my pen0r but also because she finally stopped. she was all like "wtf?" and i told her, "no more biting and there will be no more choking."
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#10
 2007-04-08, 08:24
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
one time my girl was joking saying she was gunna bite it. i didnt believe her and im like "try it , i bet you wont" she did. it felt hella bad! fucken bitch... eny way try telling her it pleasures you more if she overlapped her lips on her teeth. tell her how its the greatest when she does it like that.
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#11
 2007-04-08, 12:37
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
but i was pissing about an hour ago and i saw that i had a small cut on the ridge of the head and there was a small "blister" -its not really a blister but its the closet thing i can call it- right next to it. .
STD?
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#12
 2007-04-08, 12:46
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
seriously just tell her, its the only way she will learn.
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#13
 2007-04-08, 16:35
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
Any girl that would cut needs to be carful and needs a little experience.
But as everyone has already said, just chill for alittle while. Wear loose clothing so your cut and 'blister' arent worsned by friction or the feeling of the fabric of your boxers/pants.
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#14
 2007-04-08, 17:12
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
Make a tiny sling for your penis. When she takes off your pants and see's it there... injured... Just calmly explain that he had a rough night.
She should get the point.
...Or you could just tell her exactly how you like to get head, and she can either change her style, or not do it anymore (Threaten to stop going down on her too... So option #2 is less likely).
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#15
 2007-04-08, 17:53
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
I like it when girls incorporate their teeth ... but the biting part scares the hell out of me (which is why I don't thrust into a girl's mouth anymore)
Just tell her that she's too rough and that you've got scars from her teeth on your cock ... or better yet scream out "OOOOWWWW" when she starts doing something that will mutilate your penis
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#16
 2007-04-08, 17:57
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg69.JPG
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#17
 2007-04-08, 23:03
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fire_jade 
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
I dunno, a little teeth can be kinda nice...
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#18
 2007-04-09, 05:32
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
teeth can be kinda nice...
NOT IF YOUR DICKS BLEEDING!! 
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#19
 2007-04-09, 10:02
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DrWakiHo 
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
bite her back
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#20
 2007-04-09, 11:00
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
bite her back
lmao
the solution was so simple!!
thanks drwakiho!!!
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#21
 2007-04-09, 18:11
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fire_jade 
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
Who knows, that might work xP
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#22
 2007-04-09, 18:15
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
um, if i was her, i'd be happy if you just said you were sore from last time and you had a little cut, then cuddled instead? i'd probably feel a bit bad and be gentler next time, i wouldn't be offended or pissed unless you were like "OMFGFH YIU STUPID BITCH YOU FUcKED MY DICK UP WITH YOUR HORSE TEETH YOU DUMB CUNT" etctctc
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#23
 2007-04-09, 21:33
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
haha... scared of blowjobs... :)
Seriously, just show her what happens. She will probably feel sorry for you and be more careful in the future.
That, or punch her in the teeth if she does it again. Problem solved.
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#24
 2007-04-09, 23:52
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
Just wash it, it'll heal keep it clean Ive had one before hurts like a bitch.
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#25
 2007-04-10, 03:08
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chumpion 
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Re: My Girlfriend Cut My Dick (need advice)
We have that problem from time to time, as my wife has a smaller than average mouth.
Just talk to her about it - mabey she can use less throat and more hands? Mabey if she really loves you she could get all her teeth removed?
Communication is very often the best way to solve problems......
Either that, or I have heard that the first sign of AIDS is little blisters on your dick. If it gets bigger, or darker, you should be scared.....
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