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 #1 
Old 2007-04-06, 23:54
stringfire stringfire is offline
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Default What are the laws?

The is this girl who wants to fight me... She is very violent and I always try to avoid fighting her so far. But it's getting more impossible to avoid her. They say men and women are equal right... Would it matter if we fight...Help me out here..I'm tired of walking away.Should I fight her what are my options?..
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Old 2007-04-06, 23:57
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Lol, you're gonna get your ass kicked by a girl.
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Old 2007-04-07, 00:13
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Just make sure she hits you first, and then kick her ass. Do it ethically though. Just a solid blow to the solar plexus and walk away.
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Old 2007-04-07, 00:19
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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As she goes in for a punch, hug her!
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Old 2007-04-07, 00:21
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Yes, maybe she actually fancies you, but shows it through her apparent aggression. Be careful with your approach, though: she might actually genuinely hate you.
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Old 2007-04-07, 00:46
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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Default Re: What are the laws?

Make it a big scene, if you think you can take her.

Let everyone know she wants to fight you.

If she tries to fight, knock her out, or grab her by the neck and squeeze so she cant move around.

If you can't take her, back down, and be ready to run from a girl.
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:13
jackdaniels jackdaniels is offline
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Default Re: What are the laws?

Equal rights, equal fights.

Too bad the law doesn't see it the same way I do.:(
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:15
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Default Re: What are the laws?

Don't be a little fucker.
She'll hit you and you'll hit her and then she'll call rape.
What would fighting solve anyway? She's just going to think it's okay to keep fighting with you.
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:30
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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Don't you know not to hit a women?
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:37
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tell everyone that she hates you because she wanted to go down on you and you told her that you would rather put your dick in a goats ass then in her mouth. everyone will think shes a slut, but whatever you do, DONT FIGHT HER. no matter what you do you lose:

1. you win, congrats! you beat up a girl. youre a real man now
2. you lose, wow! your testicles will be put on display in a museum for being the most useless objects ever.
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:38
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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Default Re: What are the laws?

Man, some people dont get the real world or something.

If a real crazy chick really wants to fight you, you can just ignore it.

Some girls really know how to throw a punch, and will knock your ass out if you dont defend yourself.

The law is equal when it comes to men and woman. If she threatens you or hits you, that is technically illegal. Whoever throws the first punch (with witnesses) would be charged (if the cops decided to anything.)

If she is one of those girls who is badass enough to actually fuck you up, she won't be crying to the cops. And if she does, they won't believe her automatically. They would most likely take statements and release you both.

Do not worry about Legal matters in this case. Worry about protecting yourself from the girl, and should you knock her out, worry about her friends.
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:40
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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1. you win, congrats! you beat up a girl. youre a real man now.

And that is a loss, how?
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Old 2007-04-07, 01:58
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And that is a loss, how?

DAMN STRAIGHT

sidewayz6.6

Just make sure she hits you first, and then kick her ass. Do it ethically though. Just a solid blow to the solar plexus and walk away.

Ethically my ass......Let her move to punch you, then beat her down, aggressively. Let the hate flow through you.
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then again, you're better here.
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Old 2007-04-07, 02:01
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Default Re: What are the laws?

Same rules as fighting anyone else that you don't want to.

Witnesses who will testify that she threw the first punch. This will keep your ass out of legal trouble for the most part.

It's also in your best interest to not hurt her more than absolutely necessary. Deflecting/dodging attacks when you can, and knocking her to the ground frequently. The less you actualy hurt her, the less of an asshole people will think you are.

And there's no getting around it. No matter that she's started it, you will be the bastard here.
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Old 2007-04-07, 02:04
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Don't actually fight her even if she throws punches and stuff at you. Just subdue her by wrestling her into a restraint and just prove who's boss. You don't need to kick her ass or cause her much pain to make her back down. Just over power her in that way.
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Old 2007-04-07, 02:16
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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Ive had a lot of girls want to fight me by saying this..."if i win you gotta blow me or i can fuck you" then they walk away saying "oh never mind then" also if your actually going to fight her, get one of your friends with a video camera and make sure she has the first punch/kick/grab or what ever. if you have video proof you will be fine. if you dont get a lot of people to say that she had the first punch and you shold be fine.
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Old 2007-04-07, 03:08
RiVAL RiVAL is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR
Don't you know not to hit a women?


I must have missed that memo, sorry. I don't take shit from hoes I bitch slap'em with my back hand
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Old 2007-04-07, 03:14
Eye_Of_The_Watcher Eye_Of_The_Watcher is offline
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Default Re: What are the laws?

Ive had a lot of girls want to fight me by saying this..."if i win you gotta blow me or i can fuck you" then they walk away saying "oh never mind then"

I agree.
Personaly I'd fight her but I wouldn't punch as hard as I could and mostly just slap her. Unless of course she's some monster sized bitch or is good at some martial art. And as long as she doesn't pull a knife on me I'm gonna want to fuck her. Being fiesty is a turn on for me.

Hope it turns out well.
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Old 2007-04-07, 03:16
sidewayz6.6 sidewayz6.6 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by reborn thief
Ive had a lot of girls want to fight me by saying this..."if i win you gotta blow me or i can fuck you" then they walk away saying "oh never mind then" also if your actually going to fight her, get one of your friends with a video camera and make sure she has the first punch/kick/grab or what ever. if you have video proof you will be fine. if you dont get a lot of people to say that she had the first punch and you shold be fine.


Ahh, reminds me of when a girl in my church group wanted to throw down. We kept wrestling, and I would pin her everytime. Back then I thought it was pointless, and eventually turned her down, as I was getting tired and didn't see the point in continuing on. Looking back, I see why I should have continued and meybe even let her win once or twice. That would have made thing MUCH more interesting. What a wasted opportunity.
 
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