Hurt so bad its nearly unbearable.

I havn't had a girlfriend fore more than a year, and just a few hours ago for close to two hours this beautiful lady and i made out and did some other stuff. No sex involved (i've known her for three weeks, and hung out with her four times)

Anyway, i don't know if my pants were too tight (work pants) and that my Burgandy erection was smashing my poor boys against them along with all the rubbing etc.. i was performing.

Or is it just "blue balls"

Any remedies? I just took a massive shit and i don't feel so sick anymore, but my balls stil feel like someone smacked them with a paddle for 20 minutes.

Thanks.

I don't know but the only advice I have is don't get stoned.

It makes it severly worse.

I think it might go away on its own, but this happens very slowly. The only way to get rid of the pain with any quickness is to go ahead and rub one out. It might even keep hurting while you do so, but it's faster and less painless to keep whacking through the pain than to wait it out. As soon as you ejaculate, the pain will rapidly and steadily go away. Five minutes after you're done, you'll forget you ever had blue balls.

Wear some safety goggles just in case

Did this happen only because we made out for so long? I've always been quick to get a hardon then most people i know (which, as my chica friend points out, isn't a bad thing :) ) so for having one for like.. 1 to 1 1/2 hours is what caused it?

I forgot to mention i was at six flags magic mountain all day yesterday. I rode tatsu x2, goliath x2, colosssus (ballbuster ride) x2 and X.

I think those could've smashed the ol' boys around a bit.

I'm pretty sure this is standard blue balls and as such has no relation to what theme park rides you rode or anything of that nature.

Blue balls takes place when you get an erection for an extended amount of time and fail to get off. Not sure as to the exact happenings here, but the general idea is this: blood rushes to penis and balls, balls get ready for action, you never get off, balls are left primed with sperm and full of blood, so they are irritated because of the buildup of blood/sperm or both.

The only cure I know of is ejaculation, just as the only cause is prolonged erection with a lack of ejaculation.

Do something[i wont point out the obvious] with that girl several times.
the best cure for blueballs is wild orgies.

holy fucking shit.


i just jacked like a porn star.

now i can sleep =)

sweet dreams...

lol :)

I'm so American, I get red, white and blue balls.

Liess!!!

this exact thing happened to me before, yes it is because you made out, and had a boner but never came or anything. thats blue balls. just jerk off real quick although it hurts like a bitch, afterwards it feels much better.

I'm pretty well convinced that "blueballs" are a myth. I've been pushed to the edge, only to be denied more times than I care to count. Pissed off, frustrated, but never in any physical distress.

I can assure you it's no myth.

It feels like you've just been kicked in the nuts. OH THE PRESSURE!!

Ahhh...

I beileve this instance occurred only because i had not masterbated for 3 previous days (just never had time).

I think that, couple with my face in between someone's breasts... caused it.

Believe you me, its fucking real. THat is the MOST painful thing that my balls have ever encountered.

They just ached... then my stomach hurt... blech.. it was horrible.

But man, i almost put peter north to shame with that one.

Pics?

c'mon, grrrrl, ma ballz er swellin' up, a needa bust a nut!

Add another item to my list of abnormalities.

when i got blue balls i just lay on the ground, stomach down, closed my eyes and relaxed. it worked for me, however my blue balls weren't as severe as you are describing

I've never had it happen either... but from the descriptions, I'd say we're lucky. :p

holy fucking shit.

i just jacked like a porn star.


Now, there is only one issue with this statement.

Do pornstars have to jack it?

Now, there is only one issue with this statement.

Do pornstars have to jack it?

They don't HAVE to, but they always end up jacking it onto the chick's face. Personnaly, I think I'm better than most of the porn stars.

Good point.... though technically he didn't have promiscuous sex and THEN finish off on her face. I'm sure it was less glamerous than that.

It's the internet. He could say he did, and no one would know otherwise.

It was amazing.

Like 3 REALLY long ropy ones (totally missed my tissue(

two of them hit my wall, then a few spurts of less strength.. then dribbles.

It was the longest gasm i've ever had.

Awesamo.