So tonight, me and my girlfriend are making out and all is good. She explained to me how she likes to be manhandled sometimes and she wants me to take control a little more often, I'm pretty sure this means during sex and while making out. She really likes it when I throw her against the wall, etc., stuff like that. Also, she said something about me surprising her and she wants me to "test her limits". I'm no fool, I can definitely see that I'm a pretty lucky guy, I mean, I'm not afraid to get a little freaky but I need some advice from the women of totse to give me some ideas on how to satisfy her....

Mm, maybe give her a slap in the face once? And then if she laughs and says harder, you know what to do. Don't punch her or anything, because that might be a bit too much but I think slapping is kind of a typical for kinky kinds like her.

blindfold her and shove your p3n0r down her throat
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*surpise buttsecks*

Try choking her during the act. Usually women like that.

2 words: donkey show


That's a suprise, no matter who you are.

you should do something that would shock her....something like the shocker. two in the pink, one in the stink.

I'd appreciate serious replies from the womenz, because my girl also has mentioned she prefers roughness more. I'm gentle by nature. I don't know what to do. :o

You know how if you were about to fuck a virgin for the first time, you'd go all gentle and shit? Well do the exact opposite. Be forceful, and at the start put your hand around her neck without pressure. If she looks more turned on, or doesn't move it away. Slowly add pressure.


PS, don't kill her eh?

my girlriend is the same way




i just slap her ass occasionaly (just started other day)



i too am kind of afraid of going "too far" but not far enoug



yaddadimean?


/drunk

Alright here's what you do, when she is sleeping you get a pillow and pour cold water onto it. Then you walk into her room and start beating her in the face with it, all the while screaming "eat it bitch!!" after fifteen seconds while she is still a little dazed you get down there and give her pooter a good old pummlin'. Once she is nice and tender you throw her off the bed and demand suprise buttsecks. She will immediatly be so horny that she will comply with any demand you want like, suck my cock, pinch my ass, or get me some fucking waffles whore. Once she is done with that, just leave. Then in the morning rape her while she is just barely waking up and you win.

^^ what veritas said.

...but try to ask "are you sure" often enough in the days before that she won't press charges.

Sounds like she wants you to stage a rape.

Put on a balaclava, some leather gloves, and clothes that she's never seen you wear. You should be able to figure it out from there.

Let he catch you with another women...or man whatever. If that doesn't surprise her, you fail.

Tell her that you have secret fantasies about her sister/mother/you in a threesome. Guaranteed to surprise ;)

†Jesus†

Depending on how rough you are planning on getting, you may want to establish a safety word. So you can tell the difference between when she's playing around and tells you to stop, and when she really means it.

lol

"ooh, oooh...ooooooooh...ow..OW...OW....CHRIST...MUFFINS ! MUFFINS!"

lol

"ooh, oooh...ooooooooh...ow..OW...OW....CHRIST...MUFFINS ! MUFFINS!"

Funniest thing I've read today.

She's begging for buttsex......It's surprise for girls NO MATTER WHAT! Only if it's first time for both of you.

"OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA!!!"

muffins... for the win

"OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA!!!"

Calm down Preston!

RAPE

+1 for shortness

just slap her ass and give her a shove every now and then, push her about.
if she seems to like it, then do it a bit more/harder

lol

"ooh, oooh...ooooooooh...ow..OW...OW....CHRIST...MUFFINS ! MUFFINS!"

PIES! PIES!

on a slightly more serious note

1. stun gun

2. rape

3. ??????

4. profit

lol

"ooh, oooh...ooooooooh...ow..OW...OW....CHRIST...MUFFINS ! MUFFINS!"

My saftey word is doritos.

howa bout you take her to your room && lay down with her && out of no were just tie her up...& undress her and do everting you wanan do to her...that pleasures her...make her scremmm and put up her favorite song on!