Well my mom is being fucken retarded and nagging me to goto church on Saturday and I had plans to hang out with some girl we were going to do shrooms and e but now my mom is bitching at me to goto church wtf.

Fuck I don't even believe in this bullshit church crap what a fucken scam.

So what should I tell her she will think I'm fucked because I canceled 2 times in a row we made plans for last Saturday too (they fell through :( )

Get with her after you go to church?

Who in their right mind goes to church on a Saturday? Just tell your mom you'll go on Sunday like normal people.

Tell her you have to go to church so you can pre-confess for all the sins you will be committing with her. And then get it on.
What's the big deal, just tell the girl that you can meet her, just a couple hours later.

Church isn't more than an hour or two...

damn, what kind of church do you go to? I haven't been to church in at least 10 years, but when we went it was never longer than 45 mins. And that is at a Roman Catholic church for christ's sake :p

Well it's only an hour but my mom is retarded and making us go to a church thats an hour and a half drive away so thats 3 hours just driving. IDK she will be mad if i cancel again I always do this to people I make plans then never actually end up going fuck.

//move to->
My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God //


It may sound a little too extreme for a simple wasted saturday, but if you let this go she'll keep on taking you to church, and it'll all add up...

My suggestion is to straight-out come out (not out of the closet) and tell her that you're atheist/whatever and don't believe in in the shit. Tell her it's a waste of your life and you have better things to do. It may be hard at first, but it'll be worth it in the end once your parents learn to respect your beliefs...

Hang out before saturday. Infact, hang out tommorow instead!


Or hang out saturday night.

Do you guys have a little 'playdate' set up with exact time? Probably not.


Unless you guys wanted to go to a movie... then fake sick, when your mom goes to church that's umpteen hours away, you'll have the house to yourself with the girl. Everyone wins.

1. Take shrooms
2. Go to church
3. Find God
4. ???
5. Buttsecks

OKay thats not a bad idea im going to say i dont believe in this shit she might get mad but oh fucken well thats a good point she will keep trying to take me to church.

damn, what kind of church do you go to? I haven't been to church in at least 10 years, but when we went it was never longer than 45 mins. And that is at a Roman Catholic church for christ's sake :p

SeventhSon
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UBB confused me.... :(

It's up to you...
If you want to keep your mum happy I'd suggest you get her to drop you off at your friends place at an earlier specified time after church in exchange for you having to be late you should demand ice-cream.

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UBB confused me.... :(

lol, I never thought people might think I'm mormon because of my username... It's an Iron Maiden reference though :p