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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-06, 03:23
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ReigN 
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My girlfriends mother
Well I have been dating my girlfriend for a few years now and I have had plenty of time to meet her family and all, but recently I can't shake these strange feeling of arousal towards my girlfriends mother.
She is sorta trashy but not completely trashy, extremely skinny, and in all means very good looking for her age. Normally if I was attracted to her I'd just forget it and move on, but I'm in an awkward position with her because, from what I hear from my girlfriend, her mom is rather fond of me.
I have found myself twice now fantasizing about fucking her and eating her out and ahg! I feel so weird.
Is this bad? Could this sorta thing ruin a relationship?
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#2
 2007-04-06, 03:29
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sidewayz6.6 
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Re: My girlfriends mother
Not at all, go for a mother/daughter threesome if at all possible.
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#3
 2007-04-06, 03:31
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Re: My girlfriends mother
The obvious thing to do is to propose a threesome.
If your gf's down with it... score!!!
If your gf's not down with it, you've got to decide what's more important to you.
...but if your gf's offended because you asked - you know, predicated a relationship on openness and honesty instead of secrecy - well, ditch that shit. Not only is the suppression of communication a bad sign in a relationship, but she is *way* too not open minded to spend your life with.
Crazy, perhaps... but true.
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#4
 2007-04-06, 06:41
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Re: My girlfriends mother
Is your girlfriends name Stacey, by any chance? lawls.
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#5
 2007-04-06, 09:23
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Source 
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Re: My girlfriends mother
See if you can get it on with her. If she's up for it, then bang them both until you get caught, then move on.
If she's not up for it, watch out for your gf's extremely pissed off dad.
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#6
 2007-04-06, 10:26
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tricky 
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Re: My girlfriends mother
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Originally Posted by krazy_white_kid
Is your girlfriends name Stacey, by any chance? lawls.
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She's all I want and I've waited so long.
Do do do.
HAHA :D
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#7
 2007-04-06, 10:46
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Re: My girlfriends mother
 just don't tell your girlfriend.
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#8
 2007-04-06, 12:38
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Re: My girlfriends mother
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Originally Posted by krazy_white_kid
Is your girlfriends name Stacey, by any chance? lawls.
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Lol. I was singing that song in my head as the thread was loading.
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#9
 2007-04-06, 12:40
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In hiding with Osama
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Re: My girlfriends mother
I swear to God the same thing happened to me. The mum also liked me a lot, she said 'I am not like those other boys,' but I didn't do anything with her. Too pussy.
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#10
 2007-04-06, 13:48
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Re: My girlfriends mother
If you've been dating this girl for several years as you said, surely it should mean that she is somewhat important to you.
If, however, you don't mind splitting and finding new trails, go for it by all means.
And if you can get into that threesome...Do it...DOOOOOO IT!!!
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#11
 2007-04-06, 14:54
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Bean_Doodle 
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Re: My girlfriends mother
Dude, no one ever lies on their death bed regretting things they did, they lie there regretting things they didnt do.
And I'm actually serious about this.
Right now you may feel your girlfriend is the world but in the future shes just gonna be another girl.
Her mom however, is gonna be "the mom you fucked"
Seriously, once in a lifetime and all that...
Even if it all fucks up straight to hell you'll have that strange feeling of satisfaction you get when you at least try something most people would pussy out of.
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#12
 2007-04-06, 15:08
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Re: My girlfriends mother
everyone above me completely sucks at giving advice. Please leave.
*cracks fingers* so you're wanking over your gf's mother? Good for you. Let yourself do it, enjoy yourself. the more you think to yourself "omg this is so wrong what would my gf think zomg" the hotter it will be and the more obsessed you'll get because it's forbidden. So just let yourself do it. Then move on.
Oh, and it probably means your gf will still be hot when she's older, so +1 for you:D
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