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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add kometkid to your ignore list  
Old 2007-04-05, 23:49
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Default God and Devil

Look at this:

God. Add an O in the middle= Good.

Devil. Take away the D= Evil.

O+D

Isn't this a little od?
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Old 2007-04-05, 23:54
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What's your point other than it being odd, which it is?
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Old 2007-04-06, 00:31
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"Then YHWH said to Satan: “Where do you come from?” At that Satan answered YHWH and said: “From roving about in the earth and from walking about in it.” And YHWH went on to say to Satan: “Have you set your heart upon my servant Job, that there is no one like him in the earth, a man blameless and upright, fearing God and turning aside from bad?” At that Satan answered YHWH and said: “Is it for nothing that Job has feared God? Have not you yourself put up a hedge about him and about his house and about everything that he has all around? The work of his hands you have blessed, and his livestock itself has spread abroad in the earth. But, for a change, thrust out your hand, please, and touch everything he has [and see] whether he will not curse you to your very face. Accordingly YHWH said to Satan: “Look! Everything that he has is in your hand.”
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Old 2007-04-06, 01:22
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Default Re: God and Devil

Moving to My God. . . .
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Old 2007-04-06, 01:47
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Default Re: God and Devil

1. God created angels to do his bidding. To be the buffer between Himself and His creation. In essence, the angels are an extension of God. Satan is an angel.

2. Satan is also known as Lucifer... Lucifer translates into "the morning star." In Revelations, there is someone called the morning, his name is Jesus.

I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star. (Rev 22:16)

If Jesus is God, then... well you can see the connection here.

3. Satan is also known as Baalzebub. Baalzebub translates to "Lord of things that fly." He was originally worshipped by the Philistines. Given the time and place, worship under him may have started with the sightings of the Nephilim (B'nai Elohim; Sons of God). That is when Angels started flying down to Earth to fornicate with our weminz. The Angels his son, he their father... seems to me he may be God.
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