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This is one of those instances where you don't post on a fuckin' message board, and instead go straight to the doctor.

He needs to go to the doctor...

Aids.
Simple as that.

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He's going to the doctor, but not for several weeks. He has to go to the Veteran's Affairs to be seen, or one of their clinics, and there's always bullshit going on there.

When he tried to schedule an appointment for the blood coming out of his ass, he had to wait three months to be seen.

Fucking DC niggers!!!

WTF! Jesus, just go private!

I was about to slap you for complaining about blood coming out of his cock (generally dosen't mean anything serious) but he has blood coming out of his ass!? He should go to the emergency room right this fucking second. It could be very serious, especially since it's coming out of both holes, I don't know what kind of quacked out doctors office would make you wait for blood coming out of your ass.

Yeah, that sounds REALLY fucking serious. You die from shit like that.

I think your sex was a little too rough for him..

Yea.....DON'T WAIT for like 3 weeks. This isn't a cataract or something.

AID's maybe

When will people learn that totse is not the place to come for medical advice.

I was thinking the same thing.

You know,one time we're gonna get on here and some guy is gonna be sitting there saying "I just got bit by a snake and it slithered away. My arm is now 3x bigger,purple,and numb. Is this normal totse?"

It just speaks volumes about the people who post on this BBS.

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tell ur girlfriend to take out the razor blades before having sex.
sheesh!

Technically, I'm not asking for medical advice, but it is welcome. The great thing about forums is that you share information with other users around the world, who may have heard about or experienced similar problems.

Now, the blood ain't pouring out of him, but just the blood in stool and a few drops coming out of cock. Urine seems fine, no pain.

Did you swallow?

I swear you can die from that shit. Why the fuck are you wasting your time talking to TOTSE, you need to go to the fuckin hospital before the guy you just fucked dies.

Damn that aint normal

Did you swallow?

Good question, but no. The drops of blood came AFTER ejaculation.

I don't think you need me to tell you that that ain't good.

But that's gonna be my only contribution anyway:

that is not good.

He contacted his doctor and scheduled an appointment. If his doctor thought it was serious enough to go to the emergency room, he would have said so.

The bleeding out of cock incident only happened once, with a few drops of blood. About one out of every four stools contains traces of blood.

If blood was coming out of his cock and ass like a hose, we would have said "Fuck you, Doc" and rushed to the hospital.

Anyway, the only thing I can find online is that is could be something wrong with the prostate. But I'm not a doctor.

Has any of you heard of an incident like this one?

Has he tried ejaculating since with the same results as before?

He has ejaculated since it happened (two days later), but with no blood.

was the blood in his shit red?

He's going to the doctor, but not for several weeks. He has to go to the Veteran's Affairs to be seen, or one of their clinics, and there's always bullshit going on there.

When he tried to schedule an appointment for the blood coming out of his ass, he had to wait three months to be seen.

Fucking DC niggers!!!

Depending how long he has been out he still could qualify for tricare. Which is our health insurance, its not expensive and get that bastard to a doctor.

Red is possibly more serious than black (it's black if the blood has been digested), but both are bad. Like everyone else said, make him go to the doctor. Soon, if you can.

Red is possibly more serious than black (it's black if the blood has been digested), but both are bad. Like everyone else said, make him go to the doctor. Soon, if you can.

i thought red jsut meant you probably have hemmoroids and irratated the shit out of them to bleed. whatever i shit fucking diamond encrusted gold pictures of jesus.

Period?

whatever i shit fucking diamond encrusted gold pictures of jesus.

heyyyy, me toooo!


hmm, std?

heyyyy, me toooo!


hmm, std?

Wait there is an STD where you shit diamond encrusted gold jesus's? fuck i need to get checked out

Period?

Well it is that time of month for him...

Lawl. If that ever happened to me, I think I'd freak out and pass out, wasting valuable medical time!

If you fucked him in the ass with a strapon, it's okay for him to bleed out of it. Otherwise, get him to a doctor.

Yeah I'm not sure about you guys but I know for damn sure if blood was coming out of my cock and ass no matter how small I would get my bleeding ass to the ER asap.

Ebola dick?

Jesus christ get him in to a doctor you fucktard!

Dude. Medical attention now, kthx.

Any update from the OP? Three or four more pages and this will be as big as the highlighter thread.

^ The pages are smaller now you idiot, this hasn't even reached 2 old pages.

Ahh good point. I thought I was just learning to read faster.

MMmmkay, I'm gonna go ahead and hijack this thread for a second...

What do hemorrhoids look like? Cause I noticed a small flesh coloured lump (about 1 cm in diameter) on my boyfriend's bumhole today. I poked it (very gently) and he said it really hurt. Does this sound like a hemorrhoid? And yes, I know he should go to the doctor, but I'm just wondering...Haha, I'm gonna laugh if I poked his hemorroid...lol/*shudder*

That sounds like AIDS to me. Have you two been pegging recently?

That sounds like AIDS to me. Have you two been pegging recently?

I don't know what pegging means...:(

I'm pretty sure it's not AIDS though, lol.

I love how everyone in this thread is like: "FUCK! GET HIM TO A DOCTOR!" or "Lolz, d3f1n4t3ly 41DZ!"

I don't know what pegging means...:(

I'm pretty sure it's not AIDS though, lol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)

And now you know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)

And now you know.

AHahaHAhaahAHAha!


But no, we haven't been pegging. I would love to try that some day though...

AHahaHAhaahAHAha!


But no, we haven't been pegging. I would love to try that some day though...

Well, I don't know anything about hemorrhoids look like, but I always thought they were when your insides were hanging out, so to speak. According to Wikipedia, they can be caused by "straining during bowel movements".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)

And now you know.

I love the detail in the description of the pics.



A woman pegging a man doggy-style with a 4-strap harness and dildo, using the corner of the bed to adjust to the height most comfortable for penetration

set your fucknig options to forty replies a page you idiot

This REALLY should have been /thread.

Have you ever heard of "ebola?"

Nonetheless...

1) Internal abdominal bleeding is often very bad.

2) Single bleeds which come out of multiple orifices are much, much worse.

Apparently, you did not care enough about your bf to log off and get him to the ER. For both of your sakes', I hope the obvious solution - perforation tearing through multiple structures - is not the case, and that there is instead some bizzare mickey-mouse solution for bleeding simultaneously from normally-disconnected structures.

If not, his cause of death will most likely come from three days of abdominal sepsis. Lay flowers on the grave for me, 'n tell him totse said hi.

Better yet, tell him that totse said to log off and go to the fuckin' ER, k? I'm sure it's the sort of thing the dead would like to hear.

My trolldar is blinking red and beeping.

She had that "fishhook" barb pulled through the foreskin-then lower shaft-then foreskin to shred his dick open if he got hard, right? I'll bet he passed out from the pain, what a bitch. The funny part is that it probably got infected and he's suffering from gangrene about now. Normally I wouldn't talk about amputation when it comes to sensitive matters, but I think he'd be better off at this point. His manhood is rotting on his crotch.

_____tell him totse said hi.

Maybe it was your fat sloppy pussy that had the blood you fat ugly bitch!!!! If i was him i would probably fucknig strangle you for putting this shit on a message board. does your dad beat you?????