Well i just got this sweet hd camcorder, and its awesome. anyways, i figure that there are maybe 7 girls i could have sex with or whatever, and they would be cool with me filming it. so i was thinking what would make an amatoer porno sweetest, girl on girl, solo girl, pov bj, pov fuck, girl on guy full shot. help me totse, if this belongs in another forum or objectifies women too much just move it or close it or whatever. i dont want to be objectifieng women but i know that the girls would be chill with it.

The girls better be smoking hot.

well i do what i can with what i have, so from where i am from they are considered pretty fucking hot.

As long as you post it here first.

QFT. If you don't post it here, it didn't happen.

Truth.

You need to get 2 bi girls of different race to have a 3 way with another guy. Let it start out however you like, but in the ending have the dude fucking a black chick doggie while the other girl is tounge fucking her ass. Then he pulls out and shoots all over the girls ass and other ones face, while she is licking it out of her ass crack as if its some kind of life saving nectar. (You want the darker of the 2 girls to be getting the ass blast of cum, because of the nice contrast of white cum against a dark ass.....truly a cinematic moment)

Anything less than that, and you FAIL!

im under the age of 18 so i dont know how i could post it, 2 of the chicks are 18 so they could get in trouble. i guess if anybody asks, i could be like "it wasnt me"

When you pop the tape in and see yourself on film, your self esteem will drop violently, and you'll never want to have sex again.

Idiot. you are ALWAYS of age. No exceptions.

And the girls won't get in trouble as long as they're 18.

Just keep it to totse and no-one should find out.

When will you make this?

well as soon as i can, so maybe 2 weeks. the rents are going out of town on the 19th so probably then. house and pool to ourselves. but really will i feel like shit seeing myself on video?

Just for the record, this thread isn't just an attempt by a virgin to make Totse think he can have sex with a lot of girls, and therefore grow his e-penis, is it?

Just for the record?

no its not, i just got the camera and i want to put it to good use. plus ive always wanted to make a porno, i dont know how satisfying it will be but i can say that i made one.

Lighting, sound and angle is important. Everyone likes the squishy sounds, you don't want too many shadows and you need to have the pussy in view, not your ass. Make sure her hair isn't in the way while she sucks. You should probably have someone holding the cam.

Appearance is good. No socks on, no razor burn or hairy pussy, use lots of makeup. They sell spray-on skin foundation, get several cans.

Don't try acting. It's lame. Just start off with her clothed, have her strip, have her fondle her own tits and crotch, then tell her to suck, fuck in at least two different positions, and end with a cumshot on her face or in her mouth. Make it messy.

Make sure your porno has a very intellectually stimulating plot and that the actors NEVER look at the camera. Doing that breaks the "fourth wall", which is ever so important in porn films.

Good idea! One of my friends had an HD camera and we were thinking about doing something like that. The only problem is finding a girl that's up to being filmed naked. That shouldn't be much of a problem, just find a cool chick friend of yours.

yeah really, its sweet having chill friends like that. where you can have crazy twisted sex and then the next day be back to being friends again.

EDIT: well i am not planning on going for the full on production, i was more going for the crazy amatur(i cant spell) stuff. i would imagine though that it would be more interesting for the viewer though. and the spray on foundation what the hell is that? i could probably get my friend A to film it he's chill as fuck.

Just make sure to avoid kissing her lips. That's it. Also, make sure to not do anything too affectionate because with chick friends, that does not work.

Keep us updated. As in post the vid afterwards.

fuck, i forgot about the thread. no luck as of yet. i pull out the camera and they are like, im not doing anything with a camera on.

I know this has been bumped and that, but I just have to say...

You NEED a cameraman (or woman.)

A stationary camera makes for some shitty homemade porn. I have tried stationary camera in a lot of different positions, and usually, the angle is awkward or all you see is my ass.


Also, you need natural light or enchanced light.

BTW Is this porno just for your personal collection or do you plan to make money out of it? If you plan to sell it to a site, be prepared for people you know to recognise everyone in it.

I always thought it would be cool to make a porno where I play various Star Wars characters and have sex with myself. Come on... You know you've wanted it for so long.

Anyone feel up to editing that? I guess I'd have to do each part one at a time... It'd be so worth it though.

Jar Jar Binx
Darth Vader
Yoda
Darth Maul

Come on how awesome would that be?

Gay nerd

why do you say that?

Little known fact: Any man that dies without videotaping at least one of his excursions reincarnates as a women. And theres no way to get back on the man-train.

just do the damn thing already.

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