um, well I don't really even want to post this. but i really need advice on what the fuck I should do...

i have a girlfriend, who seems to like getting into trouble. a few weeks ago she was kicked out of school for having a full bottle of prescription painkillers in her locker and she was giving them away. so she got charged with distribution of a controlled substance. now she has to go to an alternative school and i never get to see her outside of school anymore.

so sometimes at night i'll go to her house and sneak in. we'll do whatever. but last night for some reason i guess we gave each other a fuckload of hickeys. im not worried about my mom seeing it, i just use a collared shirt and it covers it up decently.

but a little bit ago i got a rather odd phone call, saying that "you motherfucker you're in a world of shit", "i have proof in black and white" and this and that. basically it was her grandpa (she lives with her grandparents) and he said that my parents would find out very soon and that i'm in a lot of trouble.

and uhh...i haven't talked to this girl today at all. i have no clue what the fuck happened. i'm thinking one of her grandparents saw one of many hickeys on her and then maybe saw the other ones? and then she told them everything? she has them all over, while I only have 1 on my neck and two on my shoulders.

i don't know totse. i don't really know what i'm asking right now, but would it be a good idea if i had a friend call her grandpa back pretending to be my dad? and i'm assuming that I can't get in trouble as long as she agreed with everything right? this girl knows i wouldn't EVER do anything that she did not agree to, as in if she ever was uncomfortable or said no I'd have no problem.

this is kinda embarassing for me. i don't really care about telling totse, but in all honestly i'm not really that close with my mom. she doesn't have any idea about this girl. but if i figure i get in trouble with the girl's grandpa and my mom knows, that's where i can say that's where i've been when I've came home at 7am, not at a friends house doing drugs like she thinks i was.

again totse, i'm not asking one question. i just need some general advice on what the fuck to do. and i'm sorry if there's any incoherency, im still kind of shaking.

Don't worry, if he calls your house making up all this bullshit about his grand-daughter, ask your mom how she can believe a grown man that called her kid a motherfucker.

Unless you like exaggerating your stories, and he never said that.


For real, I don't think you have much to worry about. You kissed a girl, and I don't think you guys fucked.


The grandfather is either crazy, or over protective, or both.

Your post was kind of confusing. From what I got from it is that your girlfriend's family is mad at you for some hickeys on their daughter's neck, when she is not allowed to hang out with her boyfriend because she got in trouble at school.

How bad was the trouble at school? I mean, was she expelled or just suspended for the rest of the year, or for a full year? I got suspended a month ago for the rest of the year for "weapons" in my car.

Her family is a bunch of assholes.

You shouldn't be worried, they can't really do anything to you, they are fucking hickies. Unless they want to try some bullshit trespassing charges or something which I highly doubt. As for them telling your parents, will your parents honestly care that their son, instead of going to do drugs, snuck into his girlfriend's house to see her since he never gets to anymore?

My advice, Dude don't even worry about it man. You went to see your girl and if your parents don't understand that then you have some mean parents.

Also, if your girlfriend was giving out the medication because someone was in pain, good for her, if not, tell her to stop that, if she wants to do drugs, then do weed.

Okay thanks a lot guys.

Chinese Food, he did call me a motherfucker. I was pretty confused because he called me when I was sleeping and started saying all this shit and I didn't even realize what was going on until he said her name.

and..we did fuck. and probably did everything else you can think of... and her grandma and grandpa know i've been there before and that we have fucked. when she was busted for the painkillers, the officer found a bunch of notes in her locker and made copies of them all and gave them to her grandparents.

this is what's gonna fuck me over. if her grandparents talk to my parents (which, hopefully, they won't...dial up internet for the win) they will know everything. the notes (some written by me) talked about weed, other drugs, and shit i really don't want my parents to find out about.

and she's expelled from school for the rest of the year, 2 months or so. like i said, she got charged with a felony, distribution of a controlled substance. she was giving them out to her friends. what really fucked her though, she got OSS the week before because she took a bunch of adderall and had some on her.

I would tell her to stop, but I really have no room to talk. i was the one who told her about painkillers and i feel really bad for it. i'll see what happens, the last of her pills are almost out; if her grandparents havent found them yet. but she has no other way of getting anymore and she has already said she was quitting when she ran out.

right as I was replying i saw that her grandpa called again but i missed it. i couldn't imagine that he'd have much more to say to me...

like i said before. i have dial up internet that ties up the phone line when i'm online, so even if he does get my home phone number I'll just leave the internet on.

damn. these database errors are pissing me off...

Okay, so your biggest problem is your parents finding about your drug use. Now first, if your parents aren't trash, they will get a little pissed off that some other grown man is making threats at you and calling you a motherfucker. So if it does come down to it, tell them.


Second, I'd reccomend going over to her house and talking him man to man, and asking him why he's threatening you and shit. In a bestcase scenerio he'll hate you so much he'll use physical force. And if he lays a hand on you, then he better keep his mouth shut.


Ps, how old are you?

I'd rather not say how old I am, as I'd probably get shit like I'm too young to be doing the shit I do. That may or may not be the case, but right now that's not what I'm concerned about. I will tell you though that I'm not old enough to drive. <16

Honestly, I don't really think my mom or dad will care what he said about me being a motherfucker. I went over there at 10 at night and stayed there until 5:45 on a school night and I fucked her and gave her hickeys all over her. I'm even thinking my mom would take sides with this guy, my mom is a bitch when it comes to things like that.

The thing is, my parents know I do drugs and shit. Coming home smelling of weed and avoiding eye contact is pretty obvious. I live with my mom and she occasionally makes references to me about drug use, but that's about it. I've always thought though, if she ever caught me in the act of doing whatever - then that's when I'd get fucked. My dad caught me and a friend hitting a bong and nothing happened except me getting hit a few times and yelled at about how much of a fuck up I am. I don't know if he ever told my mom but my mom knows about me and weed.

I like the idea of going over there, I really do. But I don't think there's anyway that will happen. I think I'm going to see what's going to happen first and if anything tommrow I'll call him and see what happens...though I would really like to avoid any contact with him whatsoever.

Hm, well if your mom is going to just take sides with him, and you don't want to go over there(granted), then the only thing you can do is just ride it out. It'll be done and over with in a couple weeks. When your mom/dad starts yelling at you, just sit there and take it in. Then in a couple weeks, everythings back to normal. Thats what i loved about parents, you fuck up, you get in trouble, everythings back to normal in a months time. No consequences really.

What chinese food has said is probably the best thing you can do. Good luck.

well...i have a bigger problem now than just the grandpa seeing her hickeys.

the motherfucker went through her computer. read EVERYTHING about drugs. about sex. about smoking and buying ounces of weed. about me shittalking my parents, everything that you'd normally tell your girlfriend in conversation.

he couldn't get ahold of my mom, because I'm a sneaky fucker and kept my dialup internet on so he couldn't get ahold of anyone.

so the dumbshit decided to call the school officer because he couldn't get ahold of my mom himself. that's what's fucked his granddaughter, me, and everyone else over. fucking idiot came over to his house, read the chatlog. then came over to my house and I woke up to see him sitting on my motherfucking couch talking to my mom.

"do you smoke marijuana?"
"don't worry about it"
"we know everything. we know what you two did at night, we know about your drug use. fess up now and it'll be all over"
"get out of my fuckin' house. do not call me, do not call my mom. don't even look at me - ever again. "

obviously he didn't leave and my mom bitched at me for being an asshole to a police officer.

so now everyone knows. embarrasing shit too. i'm sure you guys wouldn't want guys up to 4 times your age reading how you couldn't keep it up because you've taken too much tramadol. and about how your girlfriend stole your underwear and you had to go freeballing in 25 degree weather with only a hoodie and a pair of pants.

right now, i have no idea what's gonna happen. the cops are trying to get the computer from my girlfriend's grandpa; however he is fighting it because he doesn't want people knowing about sexual things we talked about. but other than that, my mom said he'd be happy to narc on me and his grand daughter and turn the computer in. fucking prick.

and from what I know, if the cops do get ahold of that computer, i'm fucking dead. they're going to have enough evidence to search my room (plus house?) obviously, all questionables have been hidden, to places out of my house. took me three hours to make sure everything is completely gone too.

my mom says that I will probably be taken down to the office and talked to on wednesday. she told me, in a very convincing voice, that I do not smoke marijuana. i do not partake in drug use, i am an a-b student and I have never done drugs. i said everything on the internet was me bragging and trying to act cool.

so as of wednesday morning, (though I'd really hope it's before then) all totse posts of mine will be gone. everything on my computer will be backed up, burned to cd's, and hidden. my computer will not be in my room and everything on it should (hopefully) be pretty well deleted.

call it paranoia, but I don't need this shit. i don't need to get kicked out of school because I decided to come to school on adderall or stoned a few times or even because I like to smoke weed when I'm not in school.

at this point, i don't really care if it's tl/dr. don't read if you don't want to (though I put this at the end of all my bullshit writing haha)

Sorry but your girlfiend is stupid as hell to leave that on her computer.

On another note, good job on hiding your shit, also, I would suggest some niacin or down about five bookoos before you go to the police station if it isn't to late. I wouldn't be suprised if they give you a drug test. When you get back online send me a message, I kinda went through this with except with weapons.

...the notes (some written by me) talked about weed, other drugs, and shit i really don't want my parents to find out about...



Once again, life would have been easier if you and your girlfriend didn't do drugs, wouldn't it?

What is it with you kids these days? :(