Well, are you a catch?

Make a short list of your cool, slightly unique traits/kinks.

Then make e list with an equal amount of negative flaws. No 500 word essays on how cool you are and then one negative. You're on totse, you're bound to be a pretty shit person by default (self pwn?), you wont be kidding any one but your self.

So, should girls/guys be attracted to you?

I play Guitar.
I play Drums.
I sing.
I'm in a band.
I'm rich.
I am the fucking man.
I should be God.
I am the best in bed.

You do the math.

Are we talking physically attractive, or personality and everything?

....

Either way, yes

I'm the most beautifulest man in the cosmos.

I'm Broke, nuff said.

Lists You Pieces Of Shit!!

You kissed a girl, and then she told the entire school how shit you were because she was incredibly embarrassed of touching you. How does that make you a god? Or "the fucking man". You're that little kid that people tease. You probably have a small dick as well. Congrats.

I'm attractive with a well above average body with a good sense of style, humour and all that jazz.

On the bad side I send the vibe of having too higher value/standards and make girls think I'm too good for them which causes all sorts of bizarre problems. I'm also naturally flirty and friendly which can be mistaken for being unfaithful.

Well physically I don't find myself attractive at all.

Personality wise, I don't talk much and have trouble meeting new people, but if anyone cares enough to pay attention I usually cheer them up when they are sad, and overall lend them a hand when they need it. I actually care how their day went for some odd reason. My sense of humor and personality is okay once you get past the whole not talking much around people i don't know thing.

In other words, no.

Im tall
Blue eyes
Play bass in a band
Have an awesome girlfriend
Smart but not to smart
Having fun at school and w/life

I dont care if anyone finds me attractive :)

Are you also FUCKING RETARDED?

Post an equal amount of negatives about your self.

In Soviet Russia, attractive sex YOU!!

Society teaches us that pride is evil.

That's the weird thing...I really feel that I should attract every woman on God's green earth.

1) Play Guitar
2) Look good and muscular
3) Enjoy life
4) I have a BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG screen TV
5) Have a car
6) Have a condo
7) Don't take bullshit from anybody
8) confident

and so forth. And I'm not a "good boy" per se, it's just really fucked up the way it works out. It's not arrogance saying I'm better than most boyfriends, it's objective reasoning.

Maybe I just need to start asking more people out. Lately I've been fucking myself into the friend zone by playing hard to get (women don't ever ask men out, so why the fuck am I pushing them away). Anyway, before this turns into a rant of mine...I'm off to watch the sopranos.

i dont think that i am really physicaly attractive at all, but i think i have an alright personality, and i am really straightforward, and open and i think thats why i "score" with chicks that would be out of the league of alot of other guys.

Probably not.

Pros:
Smart
Creative
Passionate
Durable
Empathetic
Loyal
No cool-down between O's
Patient

Cons:
Stubborn
Argumentative
A bit ugly
Crass
Cruel
Lazy
Critical
Paranoid
Drugs
Smoker
Confusing (I've yet to meet someone that deciphers the riddles I often speak in)

Attractive? Not really. Total trip with a healthy and effective sex drive? Hell yeah. :P

Pros:
Aryan blue-eyed blonde
Girls dig my car
Intelligence
Have good job
Well-rounded interests
Honest and open, probably too honest

Cons:
Absolutely no experience with women
Cannot start a conversation


Probably loads more but I cant think of any.

Welcome to the club.

Pros:

*Loves to have deep conversations.
*Can hold a conversation really well.
*My upper body is quite athletic.
*Very empathetic
*Caring
*Pretty cocky some of the time
*Love extreme sports
*Intelligent and knowledgeable
*Can spell :)

Cons:

*Chicks want stability, I can't offer it
*Can't hold a job
*Loves drugs
*Skinniest little Ethiopian legs you'll ever see
*Very paranoid, protective and jealous
*Can get pretty depressed
*Irrational and erratic. Completely and utterly unpredictable
*Has crazy dreams. For the duration of these dreams I may scream, cry, laugh, talk, hit you, kick you, sexually harass you, and a plethora of other things.
*Has some obsessive traits. Like when people make my bed sheets come off on the corners I go ape shit. I can't eat the feet on chocolate easter bunnies. I need to check my room for people before going to sleep.

Pros:
-I'm a nice guy
-I'm decent looking
-I'm a good listener
-I can get it up pretty much on command
-I have a steady job
-I have a nice car
-I'm considerate
-I'm loyal
-I have lots of stamina

Cons
-I'm a nice guy
-I live with my parents(for the time being...)
-I'm shy
-I have trouble meeting new people
-I get depressed quite often
-I tend to screw up relationships somehow...
-I'm skinny and white :(

hmm.

i'm intelligent, have a droll sense of humor, am not clingy, have an excellent knowledge of useless information as well as movies and music, and don't go in for the dumb teenage girl thing.

on the negative: i act/am perceived/look much older than i am. (i'm 18 and it's not uncommon that people guess about 25.) i am also somewhat 'curvy', this could just be my mindset because i used to be bigger than what i am now. i'm ultra competitive, get stressed with uni work to the point that i get sick, i'm on the internet most of my free time- and like it that way, i don't like being wrong and i'm somewhat intimidating.

yeah. i don't think they'd find me especially attractive. odd, yes. hot, no.

Pros
1. I play a big selection of musical instruments.
2. I drive a cool car.
3. I've played a few local shows, including when I played in the Bouncing Souls when they came here.
4. I'm decently intellegent.
5. I'm affectionate.
6. I've been told I'm a very good kisser.

Cons
1. I don't think I'm very attractive.
2. I have o.c.d, it drives alot of girls insane.
3. I'm kinda shallow, I go more for the homely girls than the pretty ones and I get made fun of for this.
4. I read and play alot of what people think are "nerd games or material"
5. I don't play sports, I know it's not big but around here when you live in a praire, it's huge.

hmm.
on the negative: i am also somewhat 'curvy', this could just be my mindset because i used to be bigger than what i am now. .

Don't be a dumb conforming bitch. Curvy is extremely attractive, and the large majority of guys will be pining for you. Curvy is a sign of fertility. Skinny girls look like prepubescent boys.

Be happy you have curves, it should be on your positives list.

Yep, curves are sexy.

+++ kind of cute looking, good talker with people i liiiike, smiley
--- smart mouth, miserable/grumpy 80% of the time, small boobs and getting smaller and smaller

You kissed a girl, and then she told the entire school how shit you were because she was incredibly embarrassed of touching you. How does that make you a god? Or "the fucking man". You're that little kid that people tease. You probably have a small dick as well. Congrats.

I just wanted people to like me. :(

Not at all.

I'm extremely pessimistic/realistic, weird looking, not affectionate, would rather play games then spend time together (what's wrong with playing games at the same time?), I'm a very angry person and like to beat on people, and usually will only preform oral if I'm getting it at the same time.

No real pros, except I have large kerbonkers and I do what I'm told, like a cold, heartless machine. A machine with big tits.

Pros:

*Loves to have deep conversations.


Sometimes a con, too. I always try in vain to start real conversations with people, and they frequently ask me if I'm high.

Anyway.

Pros:
Decent looking (must find camera and picture thread)
Above average intelligence (but on the internet, everyone does)
Quirky sense of humor
I tan very easily
Pretty good fashion sense, when I care enough (The ladies at work dig my funky paisley tie)

Cons:
Can only be socially comfortable around people I don't find attractive
Quirky sense of humor sometimes doesn't go over well
Absolutely terrible at flirting
Even worse at taking risks ("We should go out sometime for coffee")
Terrified of rejection
Without a strict regimen, I get moderate acne

Neutral:
Boring, skinny, only slightly muscular body.

Sometimes a con, too. I always try in vain to start real conversations with people, and they frequently ask me if I'm high.

Thinking went out of style when the idiots found out it can cause reality to sink in.

Pros:

I'm pretty.
And intelligent.
Confident.
Non-clingy.
Independent.
I don't expect you to pay for all my shit.
Self-respecting (ie, non-slutty.)
I make awesome cookies.
Pretty chill most of the time.

Cons:

Neurotic.
Bitchy.
Freaky mood swings, though rare.
Cynical.
Non-trusting.

Umm, yeah, that about covers it.

I'm going to go ahead and list percieved pros and cons of my significant other.

Pros:
Pretty
Artistic
Clever
Compassionate
Funny
Good music taste
Good food taste (sushi!)
Delicious vaginal juice
Bipolar
Neurotic
Anxious

Cons:
Bipolar
Neurotic
Anxious
Hyper-sensitive
Trust issues
Mother issues
Under-active sex drive

Pros

Smart
Funny
Artistic (Writer, Painter)
Knows how to read music
Attractive
Athletic
Good in bed

Neutral

Cocky
Enjoys life-threatening sports. (I.E. Skydiving, Bouldering, Parkour, Rugby, BASE jumping, Bungee jumping, and others.)
Very private
Big fan of war.
Militant about my beleifs.

Cons

My sense of humor is more often than not directed at others.
Unable to commit.
Lots of baggage
Short temper
Active Sadist
Flustered easily
Angry
Mean, most of the time.


It all depends on how you weigh it. If you think a mean, short-tempered sadist is something you don't want to date, I am not the guy for you. I'm a very dominant male. I don't beat women, or anything, it's all a sexual thing with the sadism. The short temper is usually directed at the women's male friends. If someone fucks with me, I usually do not hesitate to fuck them up. It's a problem of mine. When I get flustered I stutter a lot.

Nobody finds me attractive.

I just wanted people to like me. :(

I think you're a pretty cool guy.

Guys stare at me so much that over time I've adapted by wearing huge t-shirts and pajama bottoms so I just blend in with everyone else. I really hate, actually, that I can't wear clothes that I think are cute just because if I do, I'll be harassed, stared at, approached. I just want everyone to leave me alone.

The reasons people have been attracted to me in the past:

I have an amazing figure
My legs are awesome
I have big boobs.
I look good naked.
I look good bent over!
I'm very sexual and sensual. I'm affectionate and very giving in every sense of the word.
I'm very outspoken and I am not afraid of what people think of me
I am who I am on the street, as in my house, no matter who's company I am. This translates to a sense of genuineness and confidence
I know exactly who I am and don't let people take advantage of me
I'm open minded enough to absorb new things and try to see other's point of view. I'll try anything once, maybe twice just to make sure.
I keep my cool when other's might lose it
I'm intelligent academically, as well as street-wise. I have a very accurate judge of character.
I'm very caring and my ability to help people through their problems has led me to be everyone's psychologist since I was 14. Not only that, but people tend to feel very comfortable around me and open up.
I can be very bitchy and can have a bad attitude. I have a low opinion of people I don't know, I think they're stupid and shallow. This has been one of the hardest habits to break.
I can be very selfish and egocentric. I'm working on it (what can say, I'm the oldest child.)
I have a crazy sense of humor, but I can be really mean and really sarcastic. I can't help the sarcasm, it's natural.

I'm the good shit. All the wimmins want me, the men too, but they can't have me. My meat is strictly for the hos, cha'know?!

Really though, I'm average. I've been told I have a nice smile.

I make awesome cookies too! In fact, I'm making some right now!

This thread is just people bragging, people used to find me attractive i used to get chatted up alot, until i caught acne

Pros

- Honest
- Loyal
- Not afraid to admit fault on my part
- Fit and healthy
- Sweet and affectionate
- Good listener and there for people
- Awesome hair
- Good in bed

Cons

- Demanding in bed
- Honest (I tell it like it is, even if you don't want to hear it)
- 19 and really haven't sorted myself out financially (I'm not a no hoper I don't think, just foolish:p)
- bit overweight (but slowly losing it due to new found fit and healthyness)
- jealous
- irrational behaviour
- very wary of women attempting to 'whip me up'
- dislike public displays of affection

I'm a very intellectual person
I don't care about many things
I'm smart
I play guitar
I'm good at singing

So yes.

Well, instead of leaving it at a snide comment, I'll play along.

Pros

-I have a car (a damn nice one, if I do say so myself)
-I have a job
-Good sense of humor


Cons:

-I am an asshole. Through and through, I find something to hate about everyone, and I don't hesitate to voice it.
-I don't really "like" anyone, even my family.
-I'm a very solitary person.
-6' 230 lbs...yeah.

Pros:
Kind
Intelligent
Funny
Quiet
Pretty face
Curvy body

Cons:
Depressed
Insecure
Crazy (sometimes)
Lazy
Love drugs
Bad skin

I dunno. I think I'm a pretty good catch. I like to take care of men. I cook for my boyfriend and he gets daily blowjobs. :)

^^^ DAILY blowjobs? I mean, I understand daily sex, but wow. Jesus Christ, I could never go down on a girl every day it smells like sweat and tuna.

Pros?

Not bad looking/pretty fit
Moderately intelligent (can hold conversation, good grades)

that's about it..

Cons

Probably do too much drugs
Shallow/Superficial
Trust issues still affecting me from previous relationship....not very open, avoid serious conversations, show little emotion, turn everything into a joke.

Racial slurs are funny and I'm a jew with my money.

Well there's not any smell issues because I go down on him in the shower. So it's good clean fun, lol. I don't mind giving him head if he hasn't showered, it's just alot easier to do it in the shower.

You have a lot of insecurity, huh? One of my ex-girlfriends used to be that way, she'd do think she didn't want to do that I, frankly, didn't care if she did. She'd do nasty things for the sake of me not looking elsewhere for it, she always assumed I was going to cheat. Do you think that way?

Anyways, one of the reasons I'm unattractive is my constant Hannibal Lector-esque assumtions.

Tuna!? What does your girl eat? Or does she just not shower often enough?

You have a lot of insecurity, huh?

Me?

safhksfd

Tuna!? What does your girl eat? Or does she just not shower often enough?

Have you never eaten pussy before? Well, nevermind, the point is it usually doesn't taste good. Especially if she takes multi-vitamins.

Have you never eaten pussy before? Well, nevermind, the point is it usually doesn't taste good. Especially if she takes multi-vitamins.

Indeed I have. And the only time I've been near gross pussy is when my ex didn't shower for a day or so...even then it was nothing like tuna.

Granted I've only eaten two pussies. Both girls had healthy diets and tasted fine.

Indeed I have. And the only time I've been near gross pussy is when my ex didn't shower for a day or so...even then it was nothing like tuna.

Granted I've only eaten two pussies. Both girls had healthy diets and tasted fine.

Maybe you have to have my mindset. You see, whenever I eat pussy I wind up with all these weird thoughts. I'd be eating them out and thinking "I wonder how many times she's peed today?" Then the smell would waft up and I'd kind of start to gag. I'd keep on truckin', though. Eventually, I caught the jist that it smelled kinf of like fish. You know it was wet, salty-ish, plus it's one of the warmest parts of your body. I always think of the equivallent of ball sweat when I'm going down. It's a problem I've been trying to work out.

Smart but not to smart


too smart

It's those damn cooties. I think you might have gotten them when a member of the opposite sex touched you.

EWW, COOTIES!

*runs away*

yea i suppose.

pros:
honest
not prejudice
accepting of everyone (gay, black, asian, emo etc)
would never do anything to hurt a girl i was with
good lisner
enjoy conversation
random sense of humour which most people find funny
enjoy the romantic side of things, not just the sexual side
good dress sense (well i think so anyway)
good hair (again, imo)
play bass in a band
ok looking overall.

cons:
can get retardedly confused sometimes
once i find somthing to laugh at i wont stop for a good long while
wierd sounding laugh
obbsessive about hair
cant hold down a job
body is decently muscled, but my arms are out of proportion with it.

Pros:
+Tallish (about 6 foot 2)
+Not bad looking, i guess this would be kind of a neutral point.
+Luscious locks of blonde hair, can do the 'white fro' thing with it.
+Good sense of humour, original.
+Insane. (I view this as a good thing, being completely different to others :P)
+Good in conversation if you can start me talking.
+Not runty

Cons:
-really pale (I dont burn in the sun, but i dont friggin tan either :S)
-Kind of shy around people i don't know too well, can get awkward.
-If you get me talking I often don't shut up, unless i consciously force myself to be a good listener.
-Insane (some people, god knows why, think being spontaneous and crazy is a bad thing)
-Not too clingy when it comes to women/GF's... could be a pro, could be a con...
- I Eat way too much chinese food... suprisingly im still skinny without being runty...

some do, and i dont know why. but some girls that i think are out of my league, love me for some reason. i think it's just they can tell, i dont really care about them, i never come onto girls. i dress cheap, i shave my head, and i shave about once every 2 weeks.

and for some reason girls who like black guys love me (scratches head) i dont understand it, because i hate wiggers. like girls that ONLY like black guys will always want to talk to me, and i dont really get it. maybe it's the fact im a criminal, and dont like to work lol, and pick it up subconciously. lmao.

Have you never eaten pussy before? Well, nevermind, the point is it usually doesn't taste good. Especially if she takes multi-vitamins.

Okay, I've only gone down on one girl, and it was fucking delightful. One thing I can think of, is that it's all mindset. If you love the girl and would do practically anything for her, going down on her WONT be a chore and you'll enjoy it. If you think pleasing her is a chore, your mind will be elsewhere and you'll get grossed out.

Or the myth is true and vegetarians taste good, plain and simple.

Okay, I've only gone down on one girl, and it was fucking delightful. One thing I can think of, is that it's all mindset. If you love the girl and would do practically anything for her, going down on her WONT be a chore and you'll enjoy it. If you think pleasing her is a chore, your mind will be elsewhere and you'll get grossed out.



QFT. I used to hate blowjobs, I only gave them to my ex for a favour. I had all the "when did he pee last?" thoughts too. But now I go down on my boyfriend because I like to and it turns me on. I love him so much and I love pleasing him so much that it doesn't matter if he hasn't showered in a couple days. H4T3, have you ever gone down on a girl that you love?

QFT. I used to hate blowjobs, I only gave them to my ex for a favour. I had all the "when did he pee last?" thoughts too. But now I go down on my boyfriend because I like to and it turns me on. I love him so much and I love pleasing him so much that it doesn't matter if he hasn't showered in a couple days. H4T3, have you ever gone down on a girl that you love?

Not really, no. But when you date someone you're almost always "in love" until you break up. Once you break up then they're "that psycho ex." I just think too much when I'm doing it. It sucks ass.

Pros

+ I get the whole 'Tall, dark and handsome', a lot
+ I'm so paranoid of being cheated on that I've basically studied, taken courses on and mastered upward of 30books on Tantra and sexual technique
+ I'm freakishly intelligent to the point that women who want a 'smart' guy, end up saying I'm a 'brainiac' (which supposedly means smart to the point of making them feel stupid)
+ I dress well, have a dream job and enough wealth to take care of my girls
+ Girls who are with me always feel safe
+ I'm possibly one of the most insanely monogamous men on Earth, to the point of shoving women off me or swearing at them, if they're aware that I have a girlfriend and still try to hit on me

Cons

- I insult people for anything that I deem ill mannered or plain fucking stupid
- When I lose my temper I'm likely to break everything in the vicinity
- I swear too much
- I'm an alcoholic -- but a weirdly affectionate one
- I'm terrified of approaching anyone who actually takes my breath away to the point of paralysis
- I come across as an arrogant, snobbish overly articulate asshole
- I appear unapproachable
- I hate most people
- I don't trust anyone

... but at least I'm pretty.

No, not really. At least, i don't really see it. If i try, I can get almost any girl. I'm told I have nice eyes and can flirt well that usually gets me where i want. I'm average or just below looks, well that's what i think.

I have the sexiest and most convincing voice ever.
I consider my self to have a nice body and have a large pen0r (yet little people know of this.. /sadface)
I have a job
I have a nice car.

They should but they dont as much as I would like them to. Oh well, back to rape.

Nobody finds me attractive.

At least there is one person in this thread who is being honest.

You sound a lot like me...

It's tough to be us.

Not really. I don't do bad with girls, but I've just got a fucking weird personality...

Teen girls are just too annoying to deal with on a regular basis. I cannot see myself in a relationship with anyone I know.

Thats all I came up with after 10 minutes of thinking...

I don't even know who I am.

Pros:
Fun, I'm pretty creative, I love adventure, bit of an oddball (see cons)
Attractive? (http://a970.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_dcf6be37c0f8fd2dcbbed1b3b07eccd1.jpg)
Pretty knowedgable, wide range of hobbies/interests.

Cons:
Manic, prone to bouts of depression, introvertedness.
Anger problems, sometimes to the point of throwing objects.
Liar/Strong philandering urges.

Pros:

Attractive? (http://a970.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_dcf6be37c0f8fd2dcbbed1b3b07eccd1.jpg)



Nope.

Nope.

Im slightly schizophrenic so you get 2 for the price of one with me heh

How ya like me?

No-one cares what I have to say about myself, but I'm gonna write anyway, just for my own entertainment...

Pros:
I'm tall and blue-eyed.
I have a gooorgeous body, if I may say so myself ;).
I'm uncannily good at the drums.
Good at sport.
Good at fighting (martial arts).
A* GCSEs (top exam results, for all you foreigners) but I've never been called a geek.
I love music and literature; I can play multiple instruments apart from the drums and I can write like a bitch.
I'm loyal/genuine.
Dress reasonably well
"Easy to talk to", or so I'm told.
Can make a group of people laugh almost at will, when I'm in the right mood.
I can think outside the box, I don't do what I'm told, and I care about the world.
Can be nice, but can be cocky.
I know how to have a good time.
I can use UBB code ;)

Cons:
I smoke way too much weed (like, excessive amounts every day) to the point where I'm destroying myself with it.
I over-indulge on alcohol and other drugs.
Dropped out of college.
Awkward around people I find attractive - I get this inexplicable feeling of inferiority, and end up pushing people away to avoid rejection.
Really quiet/lacking in personality when I'm stoned (like, 90% of the time) .
Pale/semi-ugly face.
I'm depressed a lot of the time.
I self-harm (yes, I know, "emo lolz", you don't have to say it, and if you did it wouldn't make me emo...)
I've been called a pedantic smart-ass.
I've been known to over-play the sarcasm card somewhat...
"Stability" isn't in my dictionary
I sometimes let the above get on top of me and eat me alive...

Sounds almost like two different people, doesn't it? :(

So, should girls find me attractive? I dunno... I've never been in a relationship, or even kissed a girl when we weren't both drunk/pilled-up as hell. So I'm gonna say probably not. Would you?

Yeah I think I probably would.

Pros:
I have been described as one of the funniest guys around (it might not show on totse, but I have brilliant comic timing in real life)
I'm not that bad looking, a little chunky at the moment, but it can pass as muscular beef rather than flabbiness from Danish beers
I have nice blue eyes, which girls love
My personality is pretty good: I'm laid back, but passionate, I look after people but don't go out of my way to do it, I'm my own worst critic
I can sing
I can cook
I take my time with things
I'm pretty intelligent
I'm Northern Irish and the Irish accent accounts for a lot

Cons:
Can go from too loud and crazy to too quiet (maliferous to obstreperous)
I can be nervous and a tad resentful
I tend to over think a lot of situations and can talk too much
Dopey streak (go off in my own little world, can be seen as quite cute sometimes though)
I smoke weed on a day to day basis, occasionally take other drugs
Go from natural leader to shy
Suffer from premature ejaculation

So, should girls find me attractive? I dunno... I've never been in a relationship, or even kissed a girl when we weren't both drunk/pilled-up as hell. So I'm gonna say probably not. Would you?

Aw man, you need to find a healthy balance with weed. You're going to be listening to Time by Pink Floyd in ten years and question whether the lyrics were written about you.

Honestly, I love my weed but I am very cautious so as to ensure I have got everything done before I get high. Otherwise, you're giving those who are opposed to its legalisaton a reason to be opposed.

yes.

i am 6'3" not skinny or fat. linebacker body. most women think my face is beautiful or hot or whatever. i kind of look like a cross between christian bale and brad pitt. very noticable dark blue eyes. blonde hair.

i am very confident and aggressive. i am also very funny and i like to make people around me happy. i can also fuck for a really long time, i have to try really hard to cum. i am really really fun to go out drinking with. im very ambitious and motivated, in university, go to the gym. i have a huge problem with settling for what i have, every time i get a better job or something i want more.

my cons are my emotions, i have a horrible temper. really really horrible. worse than anyone else i have ever met that im not related to. i do things i regret and say things i dont really mean. and i feel really stupid about it after, but i hate apologizing to people. i try to keep people at a distance and not take anything seriously. i am also competitive to the point of being psychotic. and my sex drive is ridiculous, i fuck/masturbate 8-10 times a day. i also cant get off sometimes and get pissed off. i act different around different people, without even realizing it, i mirror people, almost everyone likes me but i'm being fake. my problem with settling for things is also a con, if i dont like a girl a lot i will dump her for another one even if we get along ok and i like her.

i smoke marijuana, and i play video games a lot. i also dont really think everything i do through and do stupid stuff and behave wierd sometimes. i have a warped /b/tard mind, and think some pretty horrible things are hilarious. laughing at bulimics and joking about rape seems to piss a lot of girls off.

I JERK IT TO MUDKIPZ

I'm not sure.

I've no interest in a relationship. I became so tired of trying after my last relationship I've absolutely no desire to get into anything complicated ever again. Life is too long to waste on petty little things like other humans.
I'm an excersize freak and enjoy various fighting styles. I'm reclusive and creepy, enjoy gaming, books, painting. I'm learning Russian and French, and plan to learn German on a professional level at some point when my other languages get better.

I'm planning on getting the fuck out of here and doing something with my life as soon as I've got the physical strength I want and a few different languages under my belt.
I get on better with GuineaPigs than humans, I like black coffee and loud techno,pain, machettes and shiny things.
I'm unattractively short and unnatractively muscular to most men, and too obsessed with escape and sculpting my body to have much energy to spare wasting on relationships and such.
I've also taken to throwing myself off, over and occaisionally into things which is a pretty retarded and often painfull pasttime, but I enjoy it. I make an arse out of myself quite alot.
I work on a grill and come home smelling of steak and onions. I have a fiery temper and a big mouth at work, and hang that persona up at the door when I leave.


So as a sexual conquest, or to someone who on the surface thinks I look 'interesting' and is stupid enough to beleive anything about me is more than a facade on a blank soul, I'd be a bit of fun.
Short term, I'd rock your world.

But I cant see anyone ever actually wanting to outright date me.

Which is fine.

what's with the old thread? apparently i've already responded...

Come to Prague this summer.

I'm extremely pessimistic/realistic,

I fucking love you for saying that. When people just say "I'm a pessimist", you know they're not. REAL pessimists think they're realists (as do real optimists). "Extremely pessimistic/realistic" is the closest I've ever had to someone agreeing with me about that.

Also, tits.



Enjoys life-threatening sports. (I.E. [...] Rugby [...])




I lol'd.

ok, this is what a good friend of mine told me to say. With a few of my own things put in. Just before i begin i would like to mention i'm female.

Pros:
- Moderately attractive(i'm a model, 6 foot tall, blonde hair, blue/green eyes, pale, really skinny)
- Amusing
-Intelligent (doing physics, biology, chemistry, maths and maths extension in high school currently... want to get into medicine)
- Play guitar
- Good listener but also a good talker
- Can generally tell what someone is feeling

Cons:
- I go through bouts of insomnia
- At times i'll randomly go emo-ish and sit in a corner and not want to talk to anyone regardless of how good a friend they are. I all of a sudden panic and get really nervous.
- Cranky (exasserbated(sp?) by tiredness due to insomnia)
- I can sometimes mess around with peoples feelings without realising its doing more harm than good. My intentions seem right but it just backfires.
- I apparently get pushed around by my friends a little too easily
- and to do with the getting pushed around, i find it hard to say no to anyone about anything. So it means i'm more likely to get raped i suppose :(

I have squinty, funny looking eyes.

I have a good sense of humor.

I am the owner of a large penis.

Come to Prague this summer.

whats in prague this summer?

In the year since I posted this I'm no longer athletic, caring or cocky.

But now I can hold a job, don't do drugs, am very stable, sane and predictable, don't have my crazy dreams any more and don't have my compulsive traits any more (except I still can't eat the feet on chocolate easter bunnies.

I just leveled out.

(except I still can't eat the feet on chocolate easter bunnies.


Lmao..


Alot changes in a year. A year ago I'd be saying "well I'm loving and caring and so so loyal! OMFG marriage and loev and sunshine and ponies and white carriages! weeeeeee!"

people change alot.

-Intelligent (doing physics, biology, chemistry, maths and maths extension in high school currently... want to get into medicine)

The suicide five, nice.

-Intelligent (doing physics, biology, chemistry, maths and maths extension in high school currently... want to get into medicine)

That doesn't make you intelligent in the slightest. Ambitious, yes, but not smart.

Revising information then applying it doesn't make some one intelligent. It makes you productive, real intelligence comes from creativity and free thinking.

Sorry to shit on your bubble. But I'm sure you're smart none the less.

There are different types of intelligence. Like I am really booksmart (except I can't spell.:P), but I lack common sense and I'm a bad judge of character. I'm creative in some things (writing, music, cooking, crocheting) but not others (painting, needlepoint, mosaics, sewing).

It's shortsighted to say that ONLY creativity and a free thinking attitude make someone smart. I know a few people who are very artistic and "free thinking", but they are seriously dumb as posts.

I can't hold your narrowminded thinking against you Arquin, because I've always known that you too are dumb as a post./shrug

Lol, I liked the "I should be God."

I know certain males find me attractive, but your use of the word "should" makes your question hard to answer.

Positive and negative things, hmmm.....

Well, I'm not georgous, I'm more of a plain-pretty type, I think (as someone once described it to me). I'm at about the correct weight for my frame, have nice legs, slender hips, small bust, nice shoulders and nice feet. I think my tummy is too large for my frame, but I'm working on that.

I'm very shy and awkward in a group and prefer not to be in the limelight. I think about a lot of things and often make strange connections to things as well. I have an odd sense of humour, kind of dorky actually. :)

I have a hot temper and yet cool off very fast once I vent, if I don't vent I can stay angry for a long long time. So, I like to be able vent.

People say I'm very smart, but I've never considered myself to be. I've know so many very very intelligent people with whom I have been friends with for a long time, so it's very hard to judge my own based on my own views of them.

I'm friendly, yet...often distant...and usually keep people at arms length one way or another.

Should the opposite sex find me attractive? Well, some do and some don't I suppose.

So you first ask about "should", then go into a lengthy explanation of your physical features...revealing.


That's the weird thing...I really feel that I should attract every woman on God's green earth.

1) Play Guitar
2) Look good and muscular
3) Enjoy life
4) I have a BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG screen TV
5) Have a car
6) Have a condo
7) Don't take bullshit from anybody
8) confident

and so forth. And I'm not a "good boy" per se, it's just really fucked up the way it works out. It's not arrogance saying I'm better than most boyfriends, it's objective reasoning.

Maybe I just need to start asking more people out. Lately I've been fucking myself into the friend zone by playing hard to get (women don't ever ask men out, so why the fuck am I pushing them away). Anyway, before this turns into a rant of mine...I'm off to watch the sopranos.

Yet no mention of your personality or character...except confident, and not a "good boy"? Lol.

Don't be a dumb conforming bitch. Curvy is extremely attractive, and the large majority of guys will be pining for you. Curvy is a sign of fertility. Skinny girls look like prepubescent boys.

Be happy you have curves, it should be on your positives list.

Lol, I can see why you have problems with women. Is this the outline of most of your compliments?

I'm going to go ahead and list percieved pros and cons of my significant other.

Pros:
Pretty
Artistic
Clever
Compassionate
Funny
Good music taste
Good food taste (sushi!)
Delicious vaginal juice
Bipolar
Neurotic
Anxious

Cons:
Bipolar
Neurotic
Anxious
Hyper-sensitive
Trust issues
Mother issues
Under-active sex drive

Weird....

Pros

Smart
Funny
Artistic (Writer, Painter)
Knows how to read music
Attractive
Athletic
Good in bed

Neutral

Cocky
Enjoys life-threatening sports. (I.E. Skydiving, Bouldering, Parkour, Rugby, BASE jumping, Bungee jumping, and others.)
Very private
Big fan of war.
Militant about my beleifs.

Cons

My sense of humor is more often than not directed at others.
Unable to commit.
Lots of baggage
Short temper
Active Sadist
Flustered easily
Angry
Mean, most of the time.


It all depends on how you weigh it. If you think a mean, short-tempered sadist is something you don't want to date, I am not the guy for you. I'm a very dominant male. I don't beat women, or anything, it's all a sexual thing with the sadism. The short temper is usually directed at the women's male friends. If someone fucks with me, I usually do not hesitate to fuck them up. It's a problem of mine. When I get flustered I stutter a lot.

Way too much effort dude...this isn't a dating site.

Guys stare at me so much that over time I've adapted by wearing huge t-shirts and pajama bottoms so I just blend in with everyone else. I really hate, actually, that I can't wear clothes that I think are cute just because if I do, I'll be harassed, stared at, approached. I just want everyone to leave me alone.

The reasons people have been attracted to me in the past:

I have an amazing figure
My legs are awesome
I have big boobs.
I look good naked.
I look good bent over!
I'm very sexual and sensual. I'm affectionate and very giving in every sense of the word.
I'm very outspoken and I am not afraid of what people think of me
I am who I am on the street, as in my house, no matter who's company I am. This translates to a sense of genuineness and confidence
I know exactly who I am and don't let people take advantage of me
I'm open minded enough to absorb new things and try to see other's point of view. I'll try anything once, maybe twice just to make sure.
I keep my cool when other's might lose it
I'm intelligent academically, as well as street-wise. I have a very accurate judge of character.
I'm very caring and my ability to help people through their problems has led me to be everyone's psychologist since I was 14. Not only that, but people tend to feel very comfortable around me and open up.
I can be very bitchy and can have a bad attitude. I have a low opinion of people I don't know, I think they're stupid and shallow. This has been one of the hardest habits to break.
I can be very selfish and egocentric. I'm working on it (what can say, I'm the oldest child.)
I have a crazy sense of humor, but I can be really mean and really sarcastic. I can't help the sarcasm, it's natural.

This bitch is really full of herself, who wants to put $100 she will end up alone and with no kids? Oh fuck it though, she's hot for 1/4 of her life....................?

As usual, Carbon offers a critique of everyone else's posts without adding anything about himself. Marvelous.

I have got to see a picture though.

Pros:
*I have soft blond hair and baby blue eyes, naturally straight pearly whites, and perfectly even facial hair(no bald spots or patches of thick hair)...
*I am anal about my personal hygiene; shower twice a day, brush twice, will not eat food containing garlic or onion.
*I am VERY athletic...I am the Reggie Bush of my area....(I'm white)
*I am as muscular as a 5'9" 165lb male can be....
*I have an awesome sense of humor and I laugh at myself all of the time.(one thing I do not like is when people rely on others to be funny ex: putting someone down)
*I am very intelligent and I have GREAT street smarts, I also see through fake people and I will call you out when you bullshit me. "Don't bullshit me!"
*I'm a happy go lucky guy....very laid back and easy going.
*I don't have fun, I AM the fun.
*I wear nice shoes, a watch, a nice belt, and nice threads.
*Great kisser with soft lips, I am great at communicating in bed, every girl I have been with has had multiple orgasms in one session.
*I have had a really rough life and although it seems all most everything has gone wrong I'm always optimistic.

Neutral:
*I wear my heart on my sleave
*I am so empathetic towards people I often get taken advantage of....but I get even by any means possible.
*Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting pussy
*I have a REALLY short fuse..
*VERY COMPETITIVE
*I am not afraid of being alone...I grew up alone in a way.

Cons:
*My car is shitty(1986 Oldsmobile calais)
*I can be an asshole.
*I smoke too much weed, and dabble with other drugs.
*I don't know what I want to do for a living.
*I live with my dad(but have my own floor)
*I don't know anything about movies, literature, Hollywood, and some other things women are interested in.
*girls often perceive me as a jerk because i come on to them too strong.

Yes.

Oh wow, I'd say since then a little has changed. I'm no longer everyone's savior. If people have problems they can fix it themselves. I only involve myself with people who are on their A game. No time for other people's drama.

I don't have a bad attitude, I'm very hopeful and optimistic ALL the time. It's all I can do to keep me going. I'M ALWAYS HAPPY. And if I'm not, I stay home and I don't inflict other people with my bullshit doldrums.

Any instance of me being selfish now is on accident. It's more like being passively selfish, if that makes any sense.

In addition, I'm very independent now is every sense of the word. I do not need anyone for anything. And even though the phrase "No man is an island" keeps coming up in my head. I feel more and more like one everyday. I suppose I keep that (Milton?) quote in my head to remember the people who've helped me when I was down and out. Mostly my family.

I have a never-ending well of hope and confidence in myself. And there's NOTHING that can really get me upset anymore. I love my life and it gets better everyday!

W00t!

the opposite sex finds me attractive.

<<Speaking from experience :P

yeah because I'm an insane genius with the potential to form a NWO devoted to re engineering civilization as we know it among many other awesome things I do. Other shit too I won't go into.

They shouldn't because I'm slightly evil, have a capability for violence (more so than most people), deal drugs, spit all the time.

Pros:
* Light blonde hair, light blue eyes
* Very easygoing, almost nothing upsets me
* Can't get mad...not sure why, nothing angers me
* Optimistic about everything - "There is a silver lining to every cloud"
* Practice good personal hygiene, and like to keep a clean living area
* Funny, usually jokes that are due to quick wit
* Smart - I dont think I'm that smart, but everyone else says I am, so...:)
* I like to learn
* I'm not emotional myself, but I know how people think, I know how to deal with emotions.
* Good in bed - Just assuming, since my g/f would have >3 orgasms every time
* People say I'm wierd, in a good, interesting way
* I will go far out of my way, and do almost anything to please someone I care about
* I don't really care what I do, so I'm usually up for anything

Cons:
* Apathetic - nothing upsets me because I dont care about things
* Don't plan ahead - "Whatever happens, happens"
* Can't hold a conversation too well - This is deep seeded in me simply because i've never been able to pronounce the letter 'r' , people say they don't notice, but after I repeat myself 3 or 4 times, its fairly obvious they do
* I'm a yes-man - I usually tell people what they want to hear
* I usually keep my opinions to myself - this is good and bad I suppose.
* I run out of things to talk about because I just can't think of something that the other person might want to hear
* I like to be alone
* I'm fairly quiet
* Never communicate my feelings on anything...NEVER

Ehh, I think people should find me attractive physically (vain, I know), and for long-term dating, I think I'm a prime catch. But as far as just hanging out with friends, and 'hooking up', I think I'm too nice/quiet for that.

They do, but I have no idea why.

Pros
- I'm a fairly kind and sensitive person.
- I'm not completely mentally defective.
- I'm an open minded individual.

Cons
- Fat.
- Ugly.
- Ginger.
- Lazy.
- Yup. Those four. They're all I had and I realised if I rearranged them and added a fifth that began with 'Y', they'd spell FUGLY. So there you have it.

So no. I don't think they should find me attractive.

You're kind and sensitive?

I have no idea, but I'm happy with me. In my opinion, it's up to the people that know me to list pros and cons.

You're kind and sensitive?

I can be. I think...

Lmao..


Alot changes in a year. A year ago I'd be saying "well I'm loving and caring and so so loyal! OMFG marriage and loev and sunshine and ponies and white carriages! weeeeeee!"

people change alot.

Honestly i feel exactly how i did a year ago today. But of course if you would of asked me a month ago i would have said, my life is totally fucking different.

Life changes too quick when things are removed.

You're very book smart yet can't spell? To be book smart, I'd assume one would read books, books are made up of words, spelled out of letters (I'm breaking this down so you can comprehend it, mmkay), now you can't be that smart if you spent your time reading books but don't even take in the spelling you're reading.

Now the reason I say intelligence has to do with free thinking and creativity is because I don't consider reiteration intelligent. It's the people who try to be pioneers and are in endless pursuit of knowledge and new ideas/methods of doing things, that I consider intelligent.

Now if you can tell me where in my post I said "ONLY free thinking and creativity make some one smart", key word being only, I'll admit you're correct. But that wont be the case now, will it?

When it comes down to it, I'm probably half your age, and twice as smart. It's probably not your fault though, genes/socioeconomic background? I'm sure you're doing the best you can with the cards you were dealt. Good on you!

Next time please keep your mouth shut. kthxbye.

You're very book smart yet can't spell? To be book smart, I'd assume one would read books, books are made up of words, spelled out of letters (I'm breaking this down so you can comprehend it, mmkay), now you can't be that smart if you spent your time reading books but don't even take in the spelling you're reading.


Not nescessarily?

You've seen how attrocrious my spelling, punctuation and grammar are on Totse, yet my walls are stacked with books, every surface covered with them, piles of them on the floor, on the desk, even taking up half the bed!


Soo, I can understand being 'booksmart' but not smart in other regards.

It's true, I read all of the time and I still have to look up words to check my spelling! I've been making more of an effort recently and it's paid off...Maybe our problem is we're just not paying enough attention?:P

Cons:
- currently broke
-sadistic
-mental issues
-constantly depressed
-codependant
-arguementative
-stubborn
-unrelentingly cruel when I'm pissed
-short tempered
-quick to become violent
-complete emotion detachment when I become violent

Pros:
-decent intellegence
-passionate
-loyalty unless I'm crossed
-creative
-masculine facial structure

Attributes that depend on perspective:
-I'm of average male height
-long hair(12in+)
-dark
-anti-social
-cuddle feind
-drugs
-I'm really fucking skinny and pale


I personally don't see what so interesting about me. I do have a lovely ability to seduce females with a fair amount of ease though.

When it comes down to it, I'm probably half your age, and twice as smart. It's probably not your fault though, genes/socioeconomic background? I'm sure you're doing the best you can with the cards you were dealt. Good on you!



Well I'm 27, so that would make you 13 1/2...Which is about the age I had figured you for.:P

Just doing work.

-Go to school/education and i have a descent job which goes hand in hand with my studies in school.
-Intelligent for the most part...
-Have some leadership qualities - meaning most of the time I make the best decisions out of the group or know what should be going on. Know how to handle negative situations.
- Strong mentally/physically
-Don't take the easy way out - follow societies ways or bad habits.
-Creative.
-Confident for the most part.
-Professional/work attitude in public situations.

Ahhhh negatives:
- Often can be lazy - with that may not apply myself 100% in all situations...(schooly mainly)
- Minor use of Rec-illegals.
- Sometimes too cocky/arrogant, mainy towards females that is

Technically that wasn't everyone's post...

Oh wow, I'd say since then a little has changed. I'm no longer everyone's savior. If people have problems they can fix it themselves. I only involve myself with people who are on their A game. No time for other people's drama.

I don't have a bad attitude, I'm very hopeful and optimistic ALL the time. It's all I can do to keep me going. I'M ALWAYS HAPPY. And if I'm not, I stay home and I don't inflict other people with my bullshit doldrums.

Any instance of me being selfish now is on accident. It's more like being passively selfish, if that makes any sense.

In addition, I'm very independent now is every sense of the word. I do not need anyone for anything. And even though the phrase "No man is an island" keeps coming up in my head. I feel more and more like one everyday. I suppose I keep that (Milton?) quote in my head to remember the people who've helped me when I was down and out. Mostly my family.

I have a never-ending well of hope and confidence in myself. And there's NOTHING that can really get me upset anymore. I love my life and it gets better everyday!

W00t!

You are not optimistic all the time, fucking lies. Your life is a lie, you are a lie, and you lie to yourself daily. "I'M ALWAYS HAPPY" Right....

You're very book smart yet can't spell? To be book smart, I'd assume one would read books, books are made up of words, spelled out of letters (I'm breaking this down so you can comprehend it, mmkay), now you can't be that smart if you spent your time reading books but don't even take in the spelling you're reading.

Now the reason I say intelligence has to do with free thinking and creativity is because I don't consider reiteration intelligent. It's the people who try to be pioneers and are in endless pursuit of knowledge and new ideas/methods of doing things, that I consider intelligent.

Now if you can tell me where in my post I said "ONLY free thinking and creativity make some one smart", key word being only, I'll admit you're correct. But that wont be the case now, will it?

When it comes down to it, I'm probably half your age, and twice as smart. It's probably not your fault though, genes/socioeconomic background? I'm sure you're doing the best you can with the cards you were dealt. Good on you!

Next time please keep your mouth shut. kthxbye.

Shut the fuck up, you obviously have no idea how the brain processes words. Fucking idiot...

Not nescessarily?

You've seen how attrocrious my spelling, punctuation and grammar are on Totse, yet my walls are stacked with books, every surface covered with them, piles of them on the floor, on the desk, even taking up half the bed!


Soo, I can understand being 'booksmart' but not smart in other regards.

Children's books do not count, and I doubt you either retain or read anything of consequence, because your perspective on life in general, is shit.

It's true, I read all of the time and I still have to look up words to check my spelling! I've been making more of an effort recently and it's paid off...Maybe our problem is we're just not paying enough attention?:P

Memorizing the spelling of words, is like memorizing every multiplication table. Why do you think people at spelling bee's ask for the origin of the word?

It's pointless, check your spelling, but don't make a huge deal about it.

pros
-funny
-


cons
-ugly
-forgotten
-constantly rejected my whole life
-depressed
-recently rejected by first love
-wants to kill myself

For the most part, yeah, but I don't show my attractive side much and reserve it for those who count.

As for the list.

- I am understanding.
- Nice bewbs
- Nice body, hair, skin
- I get along with parents, siblings and friends.
- I can party and and I can have a sensual night of cuddling
- I like hot, rough sex but like the lovey stuff too.
- I'm very affectionate.
- I'm humble.
- I am for the most part a change for a lot of men.
- I'm not awkward.


- I'm impulsive.
- I can commit to a relationship, as far as I know, but everything else I find hard to commit to.
- I don't like oral or foreplay.
- Condoms are a must, I've very fertile.
- I harmlessly flirt, in my mind I know it's harmless but it comes off as harmful to some.
- I get scared when my man withdrawals affection. (I woke up this morning, you were off to work. No kisses, no coffee, no morning paper.)
- I get used to things and people and when they change I get scared.
- I am for the most part a change for a lot of men.
- I get cold and bitter sometimes.
- I'm jaded.

- Nice bewbs


Now that's not something for you to judge, miss. Pics are therefore now mandatory.

Pro
i make em laff
i got nice hair

con
recluseive
quite
too fucking obsesced with graffiti
virgin

can't spell


Fix'd.

I have a usa.net email account, bitches!

Pros:
I look fucking good.
Good sense of style.
I can be funny.
People are comfortable around me.
I'm a good listener, and I'm attentive to other people's needs.
I'm very laidback.
I'm not too bad in bed, if I do say so myself.
I have great taste in music and film.
I'm a good conversationalist when I'm comfortable around someone.

Neutral:
Sadomasochist
Extensive use of prescription drugs (xanax and oxy), occasional use of hallucinogens
I smoke cigarettes... a lot, and weed.

Cons:
I haven't been to the gym in a while, so I've gained a bit of weight (but not too much, 'cuz I smoke cigarettes!), hence not looking tip top naked
Tendency towards addiction
I get very emotionally attached, and if I'm having an anxious/depressive episode, very needy.
I have residual anxiety/depression, which sometimes makes it hard to get it up.
I get claustrophobic in crowds, and don't do too well in large gatherings unless i'm drunk/on drugs
I don't like your fucking Uggs, or your ridiculous retro sunglasses.
If you have ever played rap, sublime, slightly stoopid, bob marley, or shitty pop for more than three songs in a row, I do not respect you, nor do I want to talk to you.

If you have ever played rap, sublime, slightly stoopid, bob marley, or shitty pop for more than three songs in a row, I do not respect you, nor do I want to talk to you.

Oh we so wouldn't get along..

Pros:
I'm funny
I'm laid-back
I'm open-minded

Cons:
I'm unattractive
I hate myself
I'm bipolar
I'm an alcoholic
I'm broke
I have trust and intimacy issues

I think I'm going to stop now.

Dude, every girl on Totse wants you cock.

Then again, if I attracted Totse girls, I'd be worried too.

I'm not going to mention my skills or anything... there's plenty of them or talk about my looks.

The reason why girls find me attractive is because I am confident in myself, ambitious in what I do, and generally laid back.

Interesting thread:

Pro:

-been told that im good looking, by a good number of girls
-in decent shape
-funny, apparently
-very laid back
-told i'm easy to talk to, and a good listener
-open minded
-memory of a damn elephant
-decent variety of interests and hobbies

Cons:

-I do get called conceited sometimes, not much defense to this. See my Pro list for examples.
-I can grow to be goddamn insecure too easily, to an insane degree.
-lacking some confidence, at least for now
-not much going as far as empathy, ever
-memory of a damn elephant
-procrastinate a lot. Hell, I am right now.
-trust issues, links with insecurity though
-i talk entirely too quickly and very softly
-not much of a touchy-feely person, by nature
-probably quite a bit more, but I'm too tired to think of it, and this list is a downer.

Fabio...wuhahahaha *jaw keeps laughing*

i smoke weed
i have very limited cash
i have a broken down car
im have a very assertive demeaner
im really skinny
i skate everywhere
im very outspoken about rights of people and who makes me mad
if i dont like someone i dont talk to them straight up.
ive been told im the most amazing at oral and regular sex.

so no except for the last one which makes it a yes

I play Guitar.
I play Drums.
I sing.
I'm in a band.

I guess that's a good way to get your mind off of girls, since you're never going to get one.

I guess that's a good way to get your mind off of girls, since you're never going to get one.

Not nescessarily. There are those 'scene' girls that love that shit, remember?