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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:26
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Default Would you hit it?

She asked me to come around her house this weekend for "some fun" She is way below my standards... anyway she's 16.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7463/imgp0920st7.jpg
 #2 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:30
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Id it hit. With a baseball bat. Or a golf club.



[This message has been edited by XHippie HunterX (edited 04-03-2007).]
 #3 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:30
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hit it

but doggy style so you don't have to look at her moaning.
 #4 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:31
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quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Id it hit. With a baseball bat. Or a golf club.



haha. Yeah she's a bit like that... thought I'd get the totse opinion in.
 #5 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:32
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THAR SHE BLOWS!
 #6 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:35
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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WoW... a "would you hit it" thread on S&A

geeeee... haven't seen on of these in like

seconds, maybe less

IBL
 #7 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:37
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is this a troll?

is she a troll???
 #8 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:37
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Well... the golden rule right? she's not fat...
 #9 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:40
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 53v3N:

Well... the golden rule right? she's not fat...

I dunno bout that one. She looked a little pudgy to me...
 #10 
Old 2007-04-03, 05:51
Ojise Ojise is offline
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Why are all guys on totse such liars?

She is very pretty, and definitely not fat. I'm sure in real life most guys would be begging to 'hit that'

She looks jewish.
 #11 
Old 2007-04-03, 06:05
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For what it's worth she looks much better in real life.
 #12 
Old 2007-04-03, 06:08
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quote:Originally posted by Ojise:

Why are all guys on totse such liars?

She is very pretty, and definitely not fat. I'm sure in real life most guys would be begging to 'hit that'

She looks jewish.



exactly



/racism
 #13 
Old 2007-04-03, 08:10
spindl3--chopper spindl3--chopper is offline
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drink till shes cute neva be somer when u mounting a ...whatever she is personly i would hit that if i no1 else found out
 #14 
Old 2007-04-03, 08:34
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She looks hot
 #15 
Old 2007-04-03, 08:48
lisdexic lisdexic is offline
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Well she's not fat, but I don't find her attractive at all.

She does have a nice pussy though .
 #16 
Old 2007-04-03, 08:52
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http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/Gibil666/Leatherface6.jpg
 #17 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:07
Source Source is offline
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I've seen worse.
 #18 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:20
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That's just an awful picture. She looks pretty.
 #19 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:29
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She'll look better when her skin clears up.
 #20 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:39
oinkthepig oinkthepig is offline
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She does not look jewish, she is jewish.

So, if you are white, dont hit it. Unless you were thinking on the baseball bat idea.
 #21 
Old 2007-04-03, 09:43
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quote:Originally posted by 53v3N:

Well... the golden rule right? she's not ginger...

fixed
 #22 
Old 2007-04-03, 13:36
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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You'd better age that wine some and put on some sharp lenses.

I mean, I'd hit it...if she could hold up the cat the whole time.

Don't use Totse as a substitute for your opinion. Beggars can't be choosers at times.



[This message has been edited by AngrySquirrel (edited 04-03-2007).]
 #23 
Old 2007-04-03, 14:15
MotionLotion MotionLotion is offline
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its all pink in the middle man.
 #24 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:08
Khepri Khepri is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MotionLotion:

its all pink in the middle man.

Unless you're black.



Then it is purple.
 #25 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:11
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Not true.
 #26 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:13
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quote:Originally posted by Khepri:

Unless you're black.



Then it is purple.

EWWW
 #27 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:35
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If there were some way to remove the Jew from her, yes.

Wait, Nazis raped Jewish women didnt they? The point is any offspring will not have tainted imperfect blood of dogs in them. So, yes, I will hit it, but with a condom.

[This message has been edited by ArgonPlasma2000 (edited 04-03-2007).]
 #28 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:37
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quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

She'll look better when her skin clears up.

This is true.

I'd hit it anyway.

I have standards. They're just pretty low.

-deus-
 #29 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:46
Keriba Keriba is offline
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Go have sex; have fun, whatever.
 #30 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:57
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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Not sure. She looks 14
 #31 
Old 2007-04-03, 16:58
Rocko Rocko is offline
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At this point in my life, I'd fuck just about anything.

So yeah.
 #32 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:01
deiki deiki is offline
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yes, anytime
 #33 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:01
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DO NOT WANT
 #34 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:07
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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She looks pretty good. I'd hit it. You should just go ahead and jump dose bones, mayne. Have her stand at one corner of the room naked with her ass in the air. Get yourself hard and run across the room, jump when you're about 5 feet away and see if you can stick a good landing. One hundred points if you get the ass, fifty for the pooter, and five if you break your dick.
 #35 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:30
moby_dick moby_dick is offline
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Not for shit. I'd get her cat's number, though.
 #36 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:49
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Yes, I would hit it.
 #37 
Old 2007-04-03, 17:59
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Haha, you totse boys wish you could be this picky in real life. She looks like a nice, normal pretty girl. So yeah, hit it. And play with her kitten after!
 #38 
Old 2007-04-03, 18:06
clockwork_genius clockwork_genius is offline
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I'd never post one of these threads. Ever. Why? Because what happens if the girl happens to be a totsean.

Wow, that would be awkward.



[This message has been edited by clockwork_genius (edited 04-03-2007).]
 #39 
Old 2007-04-03, 19:12
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I would, if she was legal.

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:

She does not look jewish, she is jewish.

You can tell by looking at a picture?
 #40 
Old 2007-04-03, 19:18
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I'd hit it if it promised to cut the contact with that ugly chick to the right.
 #41 
Old 2007-04-03, 20:08
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Ferret:

So yeah, hit it, be nice to her, and play with her cute little kitten after! <3
 #42 
Old 2007-04-03, 20:11
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Just get aquainted with her and sex at a later date when her face clears up. Talk to her hot friends

but i mean, if you're into her at the moment then by all means go for it
 #43 
Old 2007-04-03, 21:33
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quote:Originally posted by clockwork_genius:

I'd never post one of these threads. Ever. Why? Because what happens if the girl happens to be a totsean.

Wow, that would be awkward.



Id hit fools gold multiple times.
 #44 
Old 2007-04-03, 21:37
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I wouldnt hit that with your dick
 #45 
Old 2007-04-03, 21:51
Piranha Piranha is offline
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only do it if you never have to see her again. she DEFINES "subpar" lol
 #46 
Old 2007-04-03, 22:33
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quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

She looks pretty good. I'd hit it. You should just go ahead and jump dose bones, mayne. Have her stand at one corner of the room naked with her ass in the air. Get yourself hard and run across the room, jump when you're about 5 feet away and see if you can stick a good landing. One hundred points if you get the ass, fifty for the pooter, and five if you break your dick.

Don't forget to yell "SCORE" if he got in her ass. +10 points



And...she look like a little bit of head-in-the-brown-bag material, but I'd still hit it.

[This message has been edited by Volcanbaru (edited 04-03-2007).]
 #47 
Old 2007-04-03, 22:44
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yea shes pretty good
 #48 
Old 2007-04-04, 01:07
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Ojise:

Why are all guys on totse such liars?

She is very pretty, and definitely not fat. I'm sure in real life most guys would be begging to 'hit that'

She looks jewish.

Speak for yourself, id have to consume ridiculous amounts of booze before she'd hit anywhere near fuckable, let alone cute or attractive.
 #49 
Old 2007-04-04, 01:16
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Sex is sex.
 #50 
Old 2007-04-04, 01:16
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Arrive drunk...Drink more at her house...Remain drunk whilst fucking...Try to be drunk the next day when you leave.

IMPORTANT:

Do not be sober when you wake up...Trust me.
 #51 
Old 2007-04-04, 03:05
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

THAR SHE BLOWS!

YES!!!!!!!!!! omg lol...

I say go for it man, but bring a brown paper bag to cover her face with.
 #52 
Old 2007-04-04, 03:15
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she seems nice

everyone here that "flamed" is just immature or homosexual.

i would hit it, for sure.
 #53 
Old 2007-04-04, 06:38
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I personally don't think she;s attractive. But if you're into her, go for it man. To each their own. To me her face is just oddly shaped I guess...she doesn't look fat, she;s not a ginger. If she trimmed up her hair some...or it could be a bad pictures, why don't you get another pictures and let us judge again.
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Old 2007-04-04, 17:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Weedy
I personally don't think she;s attractive. But if you're into her, go for it man. To each their own. To me her face is just oddly shaped I guess...she doesn't look fat, she;s not a ginger. If she trimmed up her hair some...or it could be a bad pictures, why don't you get another pictures and let us judge again.


Agreed, this thread is useless without nekkid pix.
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Old 2007-04-06, 07:16
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Well here is another photo of her

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/541/433511115a3011944359b70xu2.jpg
 #56 
Old 2007-04-06, 07:25
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I'd hit it
 #57 
Old 2007-04-06, 08:33
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yeah I'd hit it........with a buick. Two words acne meds
 #58 
Old 2007-04-06, 13:34
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I'll kick your ass if you don't hit it.
 #59 
Old 2007-04-06, 16:26
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Beggars can't be choosers



[This message has been edited by AngrySquirrel (edited 04-03-2007).]

QFT. Why not? Have you got anyone else to have fun with atm?
 #60 
Old 2007-04-07, 02:58
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I'd hit it, just try not to pay too much attention to her face... that acne is the stuff of legends. Anyway, go for it.
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Old 2007-04-07, 06:51
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If there was a paper bag on her head! I'd bang her and mess with her sexy tits!Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 
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