So my boyfriend lives in Sydney and live in Perth. For non-Australians, that means a 4 hour plane trip and $500 (return flight). We're both studying at university at the moment so we alternate turns taking trips to visit each other. We generally only get to do this every six weeks due to classes/exams/work/student budgets.

He's due to arrive this Friday for ten days, and I wanted to have something for him when he arrives. I don't really know what, just something that shows that I put some effort in and was looking forward to seeing him.

Any suggestions? I know TotSE isn't the most romantic of places, but perhaps the guys can say what they would be happy to get after not seeing their girlfriend for six weeks.

Well what does he like? Whatever simple little things make him happy. Small things like having a joint on the table or cooking him his favorite meal. They mean a lot.

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Be Naked.

<LI>Have Beer

<LI>Swallow.

</UL>

Once he gets there, be all huggy kissy. Have dinner ready for him. Let him eat dinner on the couch while you both watch a movie together. Walk away and make him a drink, a cocktail. Any cocktail that involves a blender. Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail. Come back, let him drink it. Then while he's eating/drinking and watching the movie, lean over, unzip his pants and start giving him a wicked blow job. Finish him off.

Go to the bedroom and get changed into something more sexy. Black lace boyshorts with matching black bra with black stockings and suspenders. Start fucking him before the MDMA hits. Let him take you doggy style while he rests a laptop on your back and plays heated rounds of counterstrike.

Then, once the E hits, take it to the bedroom, where you get super kinky. While he fucks you call him Sparticus. Film the whole thing. At the end, you both watch the movie together.

That's what I wish my girl would do .

I'm getting a hotel for while he's here (I'm still living with my father - it would be somewhat awkward).

He gets here late at night, so no dinner. The sexy underwear/blow job/sex part is most definitely taken care of.

edit: I'm Spartacus!

[This message has been edited by NoSkills (edited 04-02-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Once he gets there, be all huggy kissy. Have dinner ready for him. Let him eat dinner on the couch while you both watch a movie together. Walk away and make him a drink, a cocktail. Any cocktail that involves a blender. Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail. Come back, let him drink it. Then while he's eating/drinking and watching the movie, lean over, unzip his pants and start giving him a wicked blow job. Finish him off.

Go to the bedroom and get changed into something more sexy. Black lace boyshorts with matching black bra with black stockings and suspenders. Start fucking him before the MDMA hits. Let him take you doggy style while he rests a laptop on your back and plays heated rounds of counterstrike.

Then, once the E hits, take it to the bedroom, where you get super kinky. While he fucks you call him Sparticus. Film the whole thing. At the end, you both watch the movie together.

That's what I wish my girl would do .

HAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAA COUNTERSTIKE AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA SPARTICUS HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHH!

Beer, cooked dinner, wild sex.

Some sentimental trinket, a twin necklace.

But yeah ^ guys above really have it covered.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Once he gets there, be all huggy kissy. Have dinner ready for him. Let him eat dinner on the couch while you both watch a movie together. Walk away and make him a drink, a cocktail. Any cocktail that involves a blender. Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail. Come back, let him drink it. Then while he's eating/drinking and watching the movie, lean over, unzip his pants and start giving him a wicked blow job. Finish him off.

Go to the bedroom and get changed into something more sexy. Black lace boyshorts with matching black bra with black stockings and suspenders. Start fucking him before the MDMA hits. Let him take you doggy style while he rests a laptop on your back and plays heated rounds of counterstrike.

Then, once the E hits, take it to the bedroom, where you get super kinky. While he fucks you call him Sparticus. Film the whole thing. At the end, you both watch the movie together.

That's what I wish my girl would do .

You sir should write books on this sort of thing for women. Because that was glorious.

essentially what jack suggested

substances you two may enjoy (beer,liquor,weed, whatever)

good food

sexy time explosionsss!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail.

I want to do E with my boyfriend soooo badly, but he wont. And he said he'd be uber pissed if I slipped them to him...

Tell him about how my girlfriend and I took it together and had the best fucking time ever. He'll understand.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I want to do E with my boyfriend soooo badly, but he wont. And he said he'd be uber pissed if I slipped them to him...

He says that now, but trust me he won't be. Everyone loves E and those that don't just don't know they love it yet because they haven't tried it.

EDIT: Slipping people drugs without their knowledge/against their will is morally questionable though. Your call.

[This message has been edited by Cloaked Dagger (edited 04-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Once he gets there, be all huggy kissy. Have dinner ready for him. Let him eat dinner on the couch while you both watch a movie together. Walk away and make him a drink, a cocktail. Any cocktail that involves a blender. Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail. Come back, let him drink it. Then while he's eating/drinking and watching the movie, lean over, unzip his pants and start giving him a wicked blow job. Finish him off.

Go to the bedroom and get changed into something more sexy. Black lace boyshorts with matching black bra with black stockings and suspenders. Start fucking him before the MDMA hits. Let him take you doggy style while he rests a laptop on your back and plays heated rounds of counterstrike.

Then, once the E hits, take it to the bedroom, where you get super kinky. While he fucks you call him Sparticus. Film the whole thing. At the end, you both watch the movie together.

That's what I wish my girl would do .

Just switch counter strike with postal and its the best idea ever.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Once he gets there, be all huggy kissy. Have dinner ready for him. Let him eat dinner on the couch while you both watch a movie together. Walk away and make him a drink, a cocktail. Any cocktail that involves a blender. Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail. Come back, let him drink it. Then while he's eating/drinking and watching the movie, lean over, unzip his pants and start giving him a wicked blow job. Finish him off.

Go to the bedroom and get changed into something more sexy. Black lace boyshorts with matching black bra with black stockings and suspenders. Start fucking him before the MDMA hits. Let him take you doggy style while he rests a laptop on your back and plays heated rounds of counterstrike.

Then, once the E hits, take it to the bedroom, where you get super kinky. While he fucks you call him Sparticus. Film the whole thing. At the end, you both watch the movie together.

That's what I wish my girl would do .

Gawd, WHY CAN'T YOU BE A GIRL!!!!!!

It really does come down to the basics with guys...Intoxicating substances, sex, tv, food.

And what Arquin said...That shit was cool!

I don't know what your relationship is like, but mabey you could meet him at the airport with your young, blond bi-sexual yoga-instructing friend, and let him know she will be spending the night with you both at the nearest swanky hotel....

sex

food

poop

sleep

(he'll be yours forever)

give him coke + vicodin, then have wild animal sex for hours.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Once he gets there, be all huggy kissy. Have dinner ready for him. Let him eat dinner on the couch while you both watch a movie together. Walk away and make him a drink, a cocktail. Any cocktail that involves a blender. Blend 2 tablets of E into the cocktail. Come back, let him drink it. Then while he's eating/drinking and watching the movie, lean over, unzip his pants and start giving him a wicked blow job. Finish him off.

Go to the bedroom and get changed into something more sexy. Black lace boyshorts with matching black bra with black stockings and suspenders. Start fucking him before the MDMA hits. Let him take you doggy style while he rests a laptop on your back and plays heated rounds of counterstrike.

Then, once the E hits, take it to the bedroom, where you get super kinky. While he fucks you call him Sparticus. Film the whole thing. At the end, you both watch the movie together.

That's what I wish my girl would do .

Anything short of this simply wont do. The only way to make it better is with anal sex.

Jackketch is basically the king of S&A, i would not think of a better mod.

Listen to this man.

posted at 04-02-2007 14:17 by jackketch

* Be Naked.

* Have Beer

* Swallow.