You know those blissful months after a serious relationship where you are a 'bachelor'? Im talking about that heavenly period where you are over your girlfriend, but it was still recently enough that your not in a hurry to go out and get another fuck.

You ride your motorcycle, AND LOVE IT. Just hitting the pub with mates, racedays, fishing. Being a bachelor fucking rocks.

Everyone says its men who need to be getting sex. I say women are just as needy, however they have mastered the art of not giving a fuck if they get sex, so they make no compromises and basically shaft men at every turn who will sacrifice everything they love to get their dick wet.

Guys, take it from me, we've many years ahead to fall in love. By all means enjoy the female company that comes your way but we need to focus our lives in directions other than getting laid at every turn. It's a waste of time, money, and is doing us more harm than good.

I live with my girlfriend and I already live like that.

Nah.

ALL MEN SHOULD CARE ABOUT PUSSIES! (http://tinyurl.com/2bkey4)

Wow, you're just a regular Sherlock Holmes aren't you? How long did it take you to figure out that little gem of knowledge?

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Guys: we need to stop caring about pussy.

That's the gayest thing I've heard.

Be desireless.

Be excellent.

Be gone.

From scanning this thread, I have determined that jackketch's is the only sensible post here.

Seriously.

If I wanted to be free of desire, I'd go rub the Buddha's belly. (not a euphemism)

We haven't "mastered" that, it's just natural design, sorry. You're SOL.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

You know those blissful months after a serious relationship where you are a 'bachelor'? Im talking about that heavenly period where you are over your girlfriend, but it was still recently enough that your not in a hurry to go out and get another fuck.

I know that one. Substitute motorcycle for car.

am i the only frikken one who hates it when guys say pussy?

I think pussy is the most fun word ever, followed in comedic value by cunny. Neither myself nor any girl I've ever met has ever taken offense at either.

Sex gives you the drive to do everything else.

You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you weren't fucking women anymore! Eh, lighten up. Pussy's going to show up regardless, and if you have any man in you I know you'd tap it.

ya i just love getting my dick wet, so thats not going to happen.

...NEVER!
and guys will never learn that art
....its impossible and if they ever do then they have officially turned female =P

Agreed. I already live like that though