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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-02, 12:59 |
doct0r_4rmo 
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 An awkward night.
There was this girl round that i was going to have sex with. Non-comittal. She got wasted and I couldn't do it though. Then her parents came. It was awful.
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2007-04-02, 13:06 |
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Re: An awkward night.
Next time I hope you'll think twice before lying to girls you don't like in order to have sex with them because you're desperate.
[This message has been edited by rabbitweed (edited 04-02-2007).]
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#3
2007-04-02, 13:07 |
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Re: An awkward night.
You should have just humped her anyway, then done what you did. At least you've got something for your trouble.
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2007-04-02, 13:08 |
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Re: An awkward night.
"Nobody likes a drunk monkey..."
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#5
2007-04-02, 14:31 |
Zonko
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Re: An awkward night.
This was a pretty funny story, good stuff.
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2007-04-02, 14:41 |
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Re: An awkward night.
I hate to say it...I really do...not kidding, it hurts me....but...I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!!!
Did you feel her cock? I bet you it was THROBBING!
[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 04-02-2007).]
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#7
2007-04-02, 16:26 |
doct0r_4rmo
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Re: An awkward night.
I felt really bad by the end of the night.
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#8
2007-04-02, 18:01 |
Sick_Boy
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Re: An awkward night.
Well, maybe she'll be too embarassed to ever call you again...
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#9
2007-04-03, 03:18 |
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Re: An awkward night.
She might not even remember anything if she was as drunk as you lead us to believe. She might though.
*shakes head*
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