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 #1 
Old 2007-04-02, 12:53
Chrisjay Chrisjay is offline
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This thread is about your dream proposal. If your a guy whos ever thought about it, what was your best idea [romance, being spontaneous, public, private, ect ect]. And how about you girls, what would be your ideal way to have your man propose to you? Tips, suggestions, ideas, age, anything on the subject should fit in here

My idea would be at a local show, infront of all our friends, to get up with no one else in stage, and sing/play the song 'ill follow you into the dark' with the light only on me. Then after about a minute in have a second spot light shine in on her, after i was done, id remind her how much i loved her and kneel down on stage and ask her to marry me.

Annnnnnnnd thats the rough version of mine, what about yours?
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Old 2007-04-02, 13:09
Source Source is offline
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My ideal proposal, would be not proposing at all.
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Old 2007-04-02, 13:10
Eric Eric is offline
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I used to want to get married and have lots of kids.

Not anymore.
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Old 2007-04-03, 00:00
256 256 is offline
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In the background, wreckage is burning on the asphalt. A hazy rain falling onto the oily ground does nothing to deaden the fires. As she snuggles the butt of the sniper rifle into her shoulder, I pull the ring from under me, in the pouch I duct-taped to my stomach.

"Well," she says, lining up the shot into the compound, "If we're going to do this, we may as well do it properly."
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Old 2007-04-03, 00:15
Drox Drox is offline
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If I were to propose, and I wouldn't, I know I wouldn't kneel down to do it.
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Old 2007-04-03, 03:39
Lawn Gnome Assassination Lawn Gnome Assassination is offline
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The only way to describe it is,

It would have to be him, doing it with all his heart.
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Old 2007-04-03, 03:43
ShootingStar ShootingStar is offline
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Well I live by a river, and there is this nice bridge that goes across it....it connects America to Canada, and it lights up blue at night...

There is this really really nice park with a board walk right next to it, so it would be SO cute if he did it at like midnight at the park...



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Old 2007-04-03, 04:01
GNASTY GNASTY is offline
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proposal? WTF is that?

Im too old already. All the good sex is between 19 & 25.

I'd have to dust my balls off.

They've grown ya know-

Kinda like that Hollywood actor Nick Nolte...

He had a "ball tuck"

Kept sittin on his balls-so they tightened em up

OUT>
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Old 2007-04-03, 23:51
256 256 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ShootingStar:

Well I live by a river, and there is this nice bridge that goes across it....it connects America to Canada, and it lights up blue at night...

There is this really really nice park with a board walk right next to it, so it would be SO cute if he did it at like midnight at the park...

A real man would time it precisely so that the lights came on as he said "will you marry me".

Which would be severely prone to fucking up, but still.
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Old 2007-04-04, 01:21
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I get my robe and wizard hat....
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Old 2007-04-04, 03:43
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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Well, I would find a reasonably small european downtown area with minimal security. After years of breaking into places and wiring hard explosives into the infrastructire of the entire downtown, I find a hill overlooking the area. I wouldn't kneel, I wouldn't even be there. I would leave a ring where we were supposed to meet at a very specific time: Tuesday at 6:00. She would find the ring, and as she found it all of the buildings would crumble to the ground in one huge explosion.

Who loves me?
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Old 2007-04-04, 06:36
Mojo Savage Mojo Savage is offline
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quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

I get my robe and wizard hat....



Bloodninja rofl
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Old 2007-04-04, 06:57
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I would propose on the Universal tour in Orlando...When Jaws pops out of the water.
 
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