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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-04-02, 12:53
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Chrisjay 
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dream proposals thread
This thread is about your dream proposal. If your a guy whos ever thought about it, what was your best idea [romance, being spontaneous, public, private, ect ect]. And how about you girls, what would be your ideal way to have your man propose to you? Tips, suggestions, ideas, age, anything on the subject should fit in here
My idea would be at a local show, infront of all our friends, to get up with no one else in stage, and sing/play the song 'ill follow you into the dark' with the light only on me. Then after about a minute in have a second spot light shine in on her, after i was done, id remind her how much i loved her and kneel down on stage and ask her to marry me.
Annnnnnnnd thats the rough version of mine, what about yours?
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#2
 2007-04-02, 13:09
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Source 
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Re: dream proposals thread
My ideal proposal, would be not proposing at all.
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#3
 2007-04-02, 13:10
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Eric 
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Re: dream proposals thread
I used to want to get married and have lots of kids.
Not anymore.
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#4
 2007-04-03, 00:00
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256 
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Re: dream proposals thread
In the background, wreckage is burning on the asphalt. A hazy rain falling onto the oily ground does nothing to deaden the fires. As she snuggles the butt of the sniper rifle into her shoulder, I pull the ring from under me, in the pouch I duct-taped to my stomach.
"Well," she says, lining up the shot into the compound, "If we're going to do this, we may as well do it properly."
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#5
 2007-04-03, 00:15
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Drox 
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Re: dream proposals thread
If I were to propose, and I wouldn't, I know I wouldn't kneel down to do it.
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#6
 2007-04-03, 03:39
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Lawn Gnome Assassination 
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Re: dream proposals thread
The only way to describe it is,
It would have to be him, doing it with all his heart.
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#7
 2007-04-03, 03:43
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Re: dream proposals thread
Well I live by a river, and there is this nice bridge that goes across it....it connects America to Canada, and it lights up blue at night...
There is this really really nice park with a board walk right next to it, so it would be SO cute if he did it at like midnight at the park...

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#8
 2007-04-03, 04:01
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GNASTY 
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Re: dream proposals thread
proposal? WTF is that?
Im too old already. All the good sex is between 19 & 25.
I'd have to dust my balls off.
They've grown ya know-
Kinda like that Hollywood actor Nick Nolte...
He had a "ball tuck"
Kept sittin on his balls-so they tightened em up
OUT>
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#9
 2007-04-03, 23:51
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256 
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Re: dream proposals thread
quote:Originally posted by ShootingStar:
Well I live by a river, and there is this nice bridge that goes across it....it connects America to Canada, and it lights up blue at night...
There is this really really nice park with a board walk right next to it, so it would be SO cute if he did it at like midnight at the park...
A real man would time it precisely so that the lights came on as he said "will you marry me".
Which would be severely prone to fucking up, but still.
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#10
 2007-04-04, 01:21
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Re: dream proposals thread
I get my robe and wizard hat....
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#11
 2007-04-04, 03:43
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H4T3 
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Re: dream proposals thread
Well, I would find a reasonably small european downtown area with minimal security. After years of breaking into places and wiring hard explosives into the infrastructire of the entire downtown, I find a hill overlooking the area. I wouldn't kneel, I wouldn't even be there. I would leave a ring where we were supposed to meet at a very specific time: Tuesday at 6:00. She would find the ring, and as she found it all of the buildings would crumble to the ground in one huge explosion.
Who loves me?
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#12
 2007-04-04, 06:36
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Mojo Savage 
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Re: dream proposals thread
quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:
I get my robe and wizard hat....
Bloodninja rofl 
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#13
 2007-04-04, 06:57
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chickenpoop 
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Re: dream proposals thread
I would propose on the Universal tour in Orlando...When Jaws pops out of the water.
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