I was at a festival 2 night ago and some smoking hot, very well stacked, blonde woman (yes, not girl, woman) comes up to me and asks me where the porta-potties are. Incase you have never been to a festival, porta-potties are not used to take shits. I told her where they were and pointed into the direction, her reply was "I dont know if i can find them, will you help me out?". I told her I was busy eating, so looked at me a bit strange and just said 'oh' and walked off. Now I find myself imagining this woman while I am pleasuring myself. Nothing in my life will snap back into normality until I find this woman and bang her brains out

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

Incase you have never been to a festival, porta-potties are not used to take shits.

Strange, you'd think that's why they're there.

quote:Originally posted by monkmaster:

Strange, you'd think that's why they're there.

Not for the most part

Mhh,must be nice fucking in a small plastic box where people piss and shit into chemicals .

Are you fucking retarded?

"im busy eating"? Seriously? You fucking homo she should have slapped you right there.

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:

Are you fucking retarded?

"im busy eating"? Seriously? You fucking homo she should have slapped you right there.

Dear god... I think Hell just froze over.

Any girl who wants to fuck in a god damn mother fucking porta potty is no girl you want to be fucking....or touching.



[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 04-02-2007).]

Who gives a shit? She was asking him to fuck her, not necessarily in the porta potty.

And jackketch, do you try being off-topic or is it natural?

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:

Who gives a shit? She was asking him to fuck her, not necessarily in the porta potty.

Any one with self respect, you FAT FUCK.

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:



And jackketch, do you try being off-topic or is it natural?

HUH? Since when did saying you agree with someone count as being off topic?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Any one with self respect, you FAT FUCK.

You have the maturity of a 12 year old, so i couldnt care less. And next time you want to offend someone try something heavier than "fat fuck".

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

HUH? Since when did saying you agree with someone count as being off topic?

You didnt say you agree with me.

Since when is asking someone to help you find the bathroom and invitation for sex? Seriously, she probably just had to go to the bathroom...

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

Incase you have never been to a festival, porta-potties are not used to take shits.

Every festival I've been to, the porta-potties have ended up with big pyramids of piss-soaked shit that extend above the level of the actual seat, studded with the occasional bloody tampon/pad. The floors are slippy with piss and there's toilet paper everywhere. The idea of fucking in one is one of the least arousing things I could ever think of, right behind a girl who would want to fuck in one.

The toilets at festivals stink.

The wheelchair ones are the best if you are forced to take a dump.

I was up north doing some reenacting, and needed to take a piss really bad, all the others were in use so I went into the wheelchair one, and it was fucking massive inside.

Dude, as far as missed signals go, that's pretty lame. I can think of two dozen stronger signals that I missed, without even trying.

Dude...incase you dont know, porta-potties are stinky shit holes you dirty jew.

quote:Originally posted by shadow operative:

The toilets at festivals stink.

My sentiments exactly.

But then again, I go to hippie music festivals. And they have some stupid 'recycling' style toilets. Which stink.

God I hate hippies. Only the drugs, music and easy women make it bareable.

Who the fuck has sex in portaloos at festivals?

They're hardly fit to take a shit in.

Disgusting.

Are these strange American festivals or something?

Jx

Buh. Personally, I always try to find a nice big tree or bush. Put a firework in one of those little plastic cabins, and you'd have a biological weapon, I swear. They are abhorrent, and fucking somone in one would just be sick.

Probably, he's from Vegas I think...

quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

Incase you have never been to a festival, porta-potties are not used to take shits.

I'm not sure what kind of festivals you go to. Internation Convention for Constipated Urine-Lovers?

Seriously, I don't think she wanted anything except to use a "porta-potty"...

quote:Originally posted by lisdexic:

The wheelchair ones are the best if you are forced to take a dump.

I was up north doing some reenacting, and needed to take a piss really bad, all the others were in use so I went into the wheelchair one, and it was fucking massive inside.

Haha love this guy. He plays risk and does bits of 'reenacting'. Not your average stud

quote:Originally posted by oinkthepig:

You have the maturity of a 12 year old, so i couldnt care less. And next time you want to offend someone try something heavier than "fat fuck".



You fat digusting fuck. No girl is ever gonna fuckin touch you. You're gonna die a virgin. God fat people are fuckin horrific. Just a god damn eye sore. Your genetics are weak, but thanks to you're revolting condition, you'll never put your dick in anything that remotely looks like a girl, so thankfully our species will be spared. And make sure you're washing under your rolls you giant sack of dicks.



Edit: And OP...who the fuck would want to mess around in a 3x4x8 cubicle, that is filled with shit and piss? You redneck piece of shit.

[This message has been edited by SlapinFoFun (edited 04-03-2007).]

This has already been said many a time...

But fuck... that's just disgusting.

I'd pass up sex with Sienna Miller if the only place it was gonna happen was in a fucking portable shit-receptacle.

Fuck...

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Every festival I've been to, the porta-potties have ended up with big pyramids of piss-soaked shit that extend above the level of the actual seat, studded with the occasional bloody tampon/pad. The floors are slippy with piss and there's toilet paper everywhere. The idea of fucking in one is one of the least arousing things I could ever think of, right behind a girl who would want to fuck in one.

I am still laughing from this post...And I'm not even sure why it's so funny! I think it's the mental image.

No, you misinterpreted her. Nobody on earth could want sex in a porta loo. The smell, for starters, would make it impossible. Plus, what would you grip for leverage when everything is coated with a fine slippery layer of other people's poo? No, no, no.