Different things make different women horny. What I want to know, is what makes you horny.

EDIT:I fucked up on the punctuation of the title, I know.

[This message has been edited by jackdaniels (edited 04-02-2007).]

You babe

Children fellating animals.

Nazi uniforms, German/Icelandic accents, being dominated, tall skinny hot white boys.

Oh lawd yes.

EDIT: Watching my boyfriend smoke weed is pretty hot as well. I'm not sure why.

[This message has been edited by Indulgence (edited 04-02-2007).]

Who cares? They're only women

quote:Originally posted by Indulgence:

Nazi, German, tall skinny hot white boys. smoke weed

Hey that's me!

shit

i guess i'm fucked

and not in a good way

Why do women fake orgasms?

Cause they think we care.

I like watching my boyfriend smoke weed too, it's fucking hot. It's also hot to watch a man smoke a cigarette or blow a line. Yeah, I like drugs, lol.

It also really turns me on to watch my boyfriend jerk off and cum. All over me.

Uh, there's alot of things that turn me on, but I'm bored of listing them already...

God, I'm starting to feel like I'm every totse woman's ideal man.

Being able to play Magic the Gathering, a love for smoking weed, being tall and white (not skinny.. reasonably muscled with a comfortable amount of body mass).

Anyway.. I need to start finding women like this irl. Damn society.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:



It also really turns me on to watch my boyfriend jerk off and cum. All over me.



I was gonna say this.

and dirty talk.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:



It also really turns me on to watch my boyfriend jerk off and cum. All over me.



Ten minutes before I have to go to work, and you just made my day.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Hey that's me!

I believe I have seen a picture of you, and you are quite attractive.

Didn't know you were German though.

quote:Originally posted by Indulgence:



Watching my boyfriend smoke weed is pretty hot as well. I'm not sure why.]

QFT

Also when I'm just walking through a guy's house or somewhere like that and he just grabs me around the waist from behind and kisses my neck in that way that means "the only place we're going from here is the bedroom."

quote:Originally posted by star-lit:



Also when I'm just walking through a guy's house or somewhere like that and he just grabs me around the waist from behind and kisses my neck in that way that means "the only place we're going from here is the bedroom."

Ooh, yes!

The girl I'm semi-quasi involved with gets hot and bothered when her guy is doing smart stuff. I learned this one day when I was idly rambling about magnetic induction. She once told me that the reason she doesn't know how to play chess is that her ex kept trying to teach her, and she kept pouncing on him.

Note to self: buy chess set at local chess shop. (dead serious, it's in the mall and called All The King's Men)

I actually knew another woman who got turned on by smart guys too. I've never seen this phenomenon in younger women though. Phooey. There goes my only hope of nailing a cheerleader.

i love watching my boyfriend reading. he looks so serious with his glasses on, and intelligent. it suits him.

then i go over and 'distract' him.

lulz, I am tall, skinny and white and I like dominating people. I also enjoy smoking weed.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

lulz, I am tall, skinny and white and I like dominating people. I also enjoy smoking weed.

Fuck that! You can have her .

Totse girls are crazy and overrated. They're usually ugly, and if they're not, they'll send people to break your knees.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Totse girls are crazy and overrated.

That is probably true.

I have a boyfriend though, so no one can really have me.

quote:Originally posted by Indulgence:

That is probably true.

I have a boyfriend though, so no one can really have me.

Don't worry, no one really wants you.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Fuck that! You can have her .

Totse girls are crazy and overrated. They're usually ugly, and if they're not, they'll send people to break your knees.

Its like when a girl posts a pic of themself on totse, these 13 year olds flip a dick and start jacking off thinking they are gonna get a piece of the nastyness

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Totse girls are crazy and overrated. They're usually ugly, and if they're not, they'll send people to break your knees.

I dispute this.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Don't worry, no one really wants you.

Fair enough.

ARQUIN FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!

This guy is my hero. No shit, I try to become more like him every day.

quote:Originally posted by Opus:

No shit, I try to become more like him every day.

GET OUT NOW, while you still can!

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I dispute this.

Yea Pirate Hippie is not hot at all.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:



Totse girls are crazy and overrated. They're usually ugly, and if they're not, they'll send people to break your knees.

It's true. But some of the women are pretty hot. (read, Outcast, Xiao Mei,Twisted ferret...)

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Yea Pirate Hippie is not hot at all.

I was referring to my own totsean ex-gf, who was verye attractive and hasn't sent anyone to assault me...at least not yet!=0

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

But some of the women are pretty hot...Twisted ferret...)

Twisted Ferret is a man, man!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Totse girls are crazy and overrated.

There are no girls on Totse!

Things that turn me on?

Hot, tall, skinny boys with long hair.

Talking art.

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

i love watching my boyfriend reading. he looks so serious with his glasses on, and intelligent. it suits him.

then i go over and 'distract' him.

...Like a cat?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

There are no girls on Totse!



Damn...She's onto us.

here are some that I've heard:



A man in a collared shirt and tie(?)

When a man has a ready and sharp wit (a la james bond...ish?)

I dunno, just toive heard.

Btw what the hell is up with girls and skinny dudes? Ugh, when did looking like a junkie become hot?

I think the OP was hoping to hear women are turned on by tiny penises.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

There are no girls on Totse!

Then who was that I slept with?

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Then who was that I slept with?

Ah...Yeah...About that......

Remember the annual mods' party?...And we were both drunk?...Yeah...Sorry about that.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Fuck that! You can have her .

Totse girls are crazy and overrated. They're usually ugly, and if they're not, they'll send people to break your

knees.QFT

But these are the hot girls of totse that I think aren't crazy.

Sarcophagus http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o160/the_torcher/Picture_73.jpg

FireKitty http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o160/the_torcher/firekitty751.jpg

JesusTookMyBike http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o160/the_torcher/JesusTookMyBike123.jpg

/Torch>

Apparently my girl is turned on by just the sight of me. I'm a sexy beast. She is also turned on when we mock penetrate with fingers. That's I think all she has specifically told me.

Haha Sarcophagus, to whom the porn threads are always dedicated. Why isn't she still around? I don't remember FireKitty looking so damn good. Where's Sick_Boy on there?

My gf says- she likes ppl who are laying down

- she likes when someone manhandles her

- rape, or at least the porn kind of rape

As for me...competition ie playing physical games with my s/o, tickling, fighting...

Fuck that! You can have her .

Totse girls are crazy and overrated. They're usually ugly, and if they're not, they'll send people to break your knees.

If she is as hot as that minuscule smiley face in your link...well then, it's your loss.

BTW, what state you live in?

Who is sick_boy?
/Torch>

If she is as hot as that minuscule smiley face in your link...well then, it's your loss.

BTW, what state you live in?

Loverly little Victoria. Your self?

The average full grown man has between a 5.5 and 6 inch cock. I'm 15 in less than a month and I mine's between 6.5 and 7, depending on how long it's been since I've spanked my meat. So no, I don't have a small cock.

Defending penis size on internet = small dick. Sorry, but it's true.

Who is sick_boy?
/Torch>

You've been around since 2003 and you STILL don't know? She's around.

Jesus, I've just gotta say...

...This thread is classic &T, especially S&A. It's beautiful. I just want to let you all know that I love each and everyone of you. nevar change.

Jeez, this thread's made me lose hope in the female population of totse.

Tall, skinny, white, nazi druggies? What the HELL??? Is it gimmick day today or did we just forget the emos and boybands?

I guess perspectives change depending on people. I'd generally go more towards an average built, funny, laid back kind of guy. A good sense of humour is always sexy. :) A spontaneous make out session during a good conversation is always hot ;)

<3

Loverly little Victoria. Your self?

I like Victoria :).

yea im from victoria myself...
i reckon we should all meet up and start a riot in the middle of Melbourne on Easter Sunday during the Easter march

LOL I don't approve.

I'll check you out in The Age on Monday though.

why not, sounds like alot of fun, look out for me im gonna be in the actual march so if u guys want i can like start something and u guys can jump in. Also we can beat up as many emos as we can before we get pulled in by the pigs. Lawl they wont be able to get me for 11 days cause im goin to Uluru, then goin fishing for 3 days 2 days after!! HAHA PIGS

Anyone noticed that the emos at Flinder's have dissapeared?

Haha Sarcophagus, to whom the porn threads are always dedicated. Why isn't she still around?

I get the feeling you don't remember her from the way you mention her, fair enough if you do. She had a baby around 2003ish, got a life and stopped coming.

Twisted Ferret is a man, man!
Am not! :)

Jerry Seinfeld Stand-up?

I get the feeling you don't remember her from the way you mention her, fair enough if you do. She had a baby around 2003ish, got a life and stopped coming.

A life? What's that?

Holy crap! They have? Shit, I need to get back there just to see if it's true.

wait so does that mean that u want me to start a riot or not?

good to hear lots of u like it when guys smoke weed.

Erm heh On topic:

Saw my boyfriend in his suit recently, that worked(very very very well.) When he speaks russian (He's russian.) He's tall, white, skinnish but muscular, smokes weed haha. Not a blonde though! but close.

Really dirty talk, being dominated, and same as sick, seeing a guy jerk off/cum. Just knowing he's hard usually works too. Smelling him, being close to him... yeah, my boyfriend has nooooo problem at all turning me on. Just his existence works.
Twisted Ferret turns me on too. =)

Its like when a girl posts a pic of themself on totse, these 13 year olds flip a dick and start jacking off thinking they are gonna get a piece of the nastyness

Not sure why you guys don't see that it's your fault that you act like morons over some of these girls. =P

Do most girls you know like guys who smoke weed? or is this something confined to totse girls?

Totse Girls