Did Noah hate dinosaurs?

[fungo]

It's a way better explanation than the one where God planted fossils in the earth for us to discover.

Noah just hated dinosaurs and didn't let them on his ark. Or they didn't fit, but that's beside the point.

They didn't/couldn't fit so Noe had him some Dino BBQ.... a brontosaurus burger is some good eatin...

Well, here's the thing.. what the fuck do you feed dinosaurs on a boat? I ask this because all of the carnivorous dinosaurs would want to eat the other dinosaurs. So either he kept spare dinos around as food, or had to feed the weaker dinos to the carnivores-- otherwise the carnivores all starved. He only brought 2 of everything so something had to die.

And no matter what, Noah hating dinosaurs would not be a reason for why the aquatic dinos died out.

And why is everyone so focused on animals? What about plant life? Many plants don't want to be submerged under water. Most of the Earths plant life would have died off too.

I dislike this whole fucking thing.

quote:Originally posted by fungo:

It's a way better explanation than the one where God planted fossils in the earth for us to discover.

Noah just hated dinosaurs and didn't let them on his ark. Or they didn't fit, but that's beside the point.

Umm the reason why dinasours died was either the flood and being to big for the boat or after the flood the atmosphere had a major change! the sky use to be pink, anyways the dinos prob. couldnt adapt and died! Not because he hated dinos!

quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

the sky use to be pink

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I'll say it now, and i'll say it again.

You are mentally ill if you believe that Dinosaurs and Humans EVER Co-existed.

Fucking do some basic reading. There is not even a REMOTE chance that they met. Not one SINGLE peice of evidence has been confirmed to indicate that they were alive at the same time.

[flatplat]

'After 14 days apon the Ark, Noah killed the dinosaurs for a lark'

There's your explanation.

[boozehound420]

quote:Originally posted by Diabolic acid:

Well, here's the thing.. what the fuck do you feed dinosaurs on a boat? I ask this because all of the carnivorous dinosaurs would want to eat the other dinosaurs. So either he kept spare dinos around as food, or had to feed the weaker dinos to the carnivores-- otherwise the carnivores all starved. He only brought 2 of everything so something had to die.

And no matter what, Noah hating dinosaurs would not be a reason for why the aquatic dinos died out.

And why is everyone so focused on animals? What about plant life? Many plants don't want to be submerged under water. Most of the Earths plant life would have died off too.

I dislike this whole fucking thing.

didnt you know all the animals were plant eaters before the flood. After the flood god decided to make the animals, including us able to eat meat. lol

quote:Originally posted by Ressotami:

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I'll say it now, and i'll say it again.

You are mentally ill if you believe that Dinosaurs and Humans EVER Co-existed.

Fucking do some basic reading. There is not even a REMOTE chance that they met. Not one SINGLE peice of evidence has been confirmed to indicate that they were alive at the same time.

Devils Advocate....

Aren't there cave man painting' depicting dinosaurs and humans together and haven't human footprints been found right alongside dino footprints?

[quote]Originally posted by Jove:

[b] Devils Advocate....

We have had threads about this http:../bbs/forum15/html/006783.html http:../bbs/forum15/html/006762.html

Most of them are hoaxes and the others have prickly logical explanations.

[This message has been edited by Q777 (edited 04-01-2007).]

[quote]quote:Originally posted by Q777:

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Originally posted by Jove:

Devils Advocate....

We have had threads about this http:%20/www.tots%20e.com/bbs/%20forum15/html/006783.html http:%20/www.tots%20e.com/bbs/%20forum15/html/006762.html

Most of them are hoaxes and the others have prickly logical explanations.

thanx for the info...

Noah hated everything. If you seriously think about it, Noah was an asshole. God comes down and tells Noah, "Hey, I'm going to flood this planet so I want you to build a huge boat to save your family and the animals." How much of an asshole do you have to be to not tell your neighbor that he is going to die in a flood if he doesn't do something quick?

Can you imagine that? Neighbor comes over seeing Noah building this huge boat. Neighbor starts asking questions like, "What cha building, neighbor?" Noah responds with shit like, "Nuthin'." Knowing very well that his neighbor was soon going to be dead he just doesn't say anything or warn anyone. That is the definition of an asshole.

Not just an asshole, but the worse kind of asshole. A drunk asshole. The first thing he does after the waters dry out is start farming grapes for his hooch. The first thing that comes out of his mouth once they climb down Mount Ararat is, "Damn, I need a drink." I'm not surprised God spared this asshole. I mean, God did tell the Jews to slaughter the Canaanites and leave no one behind. If anything, God probably loves assholes.

quote:Originally posted by Ressotami:

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I'll say it now, and i'll say it again.

You are mentally ill if you believe that Dinosaurs and Humans EVER Co-existed.

Fucking do some basic reading. There is not even a REMOTE chance that they met. Not one SINGLE peice of evidence has been confirmed to indicate that they were alive at the same time.

Theres evidence supporting it! drawings from ancient cultures and descrpiptions depicting them in seperate acounts of the bible! not only the behmoth and that other thing but it also metioned a peterodactyl(dont know how to spell) during Moses journey! It is very unscientific to disregard this stuff aand that can not be argued! any evidence that just slightly is in the favor of science they will boast about but when its in our favor its disregarded, we need a more unbiased science society!

[Viraljimmy]

Show me ONE of these drawings that show dinosaurs and people.

[AngryFemme]

Why are you still kicking this dead horse, Masta Thief?!

quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

Show me ONE of these drawings that show dinosaurs and people.

OP....My minister told me - therefore it has to be true. Now how dare you question his judgement!

I'm curious to actually see these photo's too - they sound spectacular!

We had a thread about the pictures here http:../bbs/forum15/html/006762.html

It was pretty conclusive that they were bunk.

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

Noah hated everything. If you seriously think about it, Noah was an asshole. God comes down and tells Noah, "Hey, I'm going to flood this planet so I want you to build a huge boat to save your family and the animals." How much of an asshole do you have to be to not tell your neighbor that he is going to die in a flood if he doesn't do something quick?

Can you imagine that? Neighbor comes over seeing Noah building this huge boat. Neighbor starts asking questions like, "What cha building, neighbor?" Noah responds with shit like, "Nuthin'." Knowing very well that his neighbor was soon going to be dead he just doesn't say anything or warn anyone. That is the definition of an asshole.

Not just an asshole, but the worse kind of asshole. A drunk asshole. The first thing he does after the waters dry out is start farming grapes for his hooch. The first thing that comes out of his mouth once they climb down Mount Ararat is, "Damn, I need a drink." I'm not surprised God spared this asshole. I mean, God did tell the Jews to slaughter the Canaanites and leave no one behind. If anything, God probably loves assholes.

Well put man well put. God is probably an asshole to if the bible is accurate.

quote:Originally posted by Jove:

Devils Advocate....

Aren't there cave man painting' depicting dinosaurs and humans together and haven't human footprints been found right alongside dino footprints?

No.

quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

Theres evidence supporting it! drawings from ancient cultures and descrpiptions depicting them in seperate acounts of the bible! not only the behmoth and that other thing but it also metioned a peterodactyl(dont know how to spell) during Moses journey! It is very unscientific to disregard this stuff aand that can not be argued! any evidence that just slightly is in the favor of science they will boast about but when its in our favor its disregarded, we need a more unbiased science society!

You're a fool. A total fucking FOOL, if you think dinosaurs and humans co-existed.

I won't even argue the point with you, because to attempt to argue such a point would just be feeding a troll.

Just go read a primary school level natural history book which wasn't written by a priest.

Pictures of mythical animals and description of mythical animals in old fantasy literature don't count as proof of dinosaurs. All they prove is some imagination. Dinosaurs in the same strata as humans or bust!

[Viraljimmy]

The carvings I found online, were from the 1400's AD, and showed what looked like shitty drawings of a lion and a camel. No reptile or dinosaur resemblance at all. Show me something or I say total bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

Theres evidence supporting it! drawings from ancient cultures and descrpiptions depicting them in seperate acounts of the bible! not only the behmoth and that other thing but it also metioned a peterodactyl(dont know how to spell) during Moses journey! It is very unscientific to disregard this stuff aand that can not be argued! any evidence that just slightly is in the favor of science they will boast about but when its in our favor its disregarded, we need a more unbiased science society!

Yea, you mean drawings on my hairy ass? Shut the fuck up faggot. This thread has been done 4 times now, and even more if you count when it has been brought up in other places, where it shouldn't be. Every damn time Masta Thief gets his little faggot ass handed to him. Fuck you Masta Thief. I hate you with an immortal passion. Faggot.

[This message has been edited by turkeysandwich (edited 04-02-2007).]

The only reason you hate him is because every fucking time he proves you goddanm bible humpers wrong.You need to grow the fuck up and stop aurguing every goddanm thing with "god did it and my priest said it so i choose not to belive in scientific fact and go with some high on life motherfuckers"People like you need to shut your goddanm mouth.

[Viraljimmy]

quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

The carvings I found online, were from the 1400's AD, and showed what looked like shitty drawings of a lion and a camel. No reptile or dinosaur resemblance at all. Show me something or I say total bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by midnight rider:

The only reason you hate him is because every fucking time he proves you goddanm bible humpers wrong.You need to grow the fuck up and stop aurguing every goddanm thing with "god did itmother and my priest said it so i choose not to belive in scientific fact and go with some high on life fuckers"People like you need to shut your goddanm mouth.

If that was a response to me, then you're wrong. I am not a "bible humper" in any amount. I don't bash christianity, nor any followers of any religion, or lack thereof. It's only the fact that he doesn't prove anything. He just states random "truths" that he claims to be real, but very rarely does he post a source.

And I didn't argue the fact with the statement "'god did itmother and my priest said it so i choose not to belive in scientific fact and go with some high on life fuckers'" So STFU Noob, and GTFO.