I was just in the kitchen cleaning up the debris from the evening meal when youngest son (almost 16) gets a call on his cell.

It seems a girl he doesn't know phoned him and said ' This is N**** and I'm sorry but I lied to you. I am only 15 but if you come by now i'll give you head'.

Now surely any normal man would have politely just replied ...

"GgrrreaT! You got beer? I'll be there in 5, and what was the address again?'

But not my idiot son..oh no. No he keeps on asking her 'who is this?' and saying 'I don't know who you are!'

DUH!!!

DO they teach nothing in school these days??!

*despairs of today's youth *



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-31-2007).]

I would totally go, but I would take a light weapon in case it was some kind of rapist imitating a female voice.

Umm...

So she was looking for someone else?

If that's the case, then there's no point in going because he isn't who she's looking for, and probably wouldn't give head to a stranger.

And if she's willing to give head to a stranger, she probably has teh STD's.

quote:Originally posted by the_boogiman:

I would totally go, but I would take a light weapon in case it was some kind of rapist imitating a female voice.

A wise decision.

But I could hear her voice and I'd lay money it was for real...she really was female and meant to phone him!

would have reacted the same way

assuming i had no idea who she was, i'd be a tad suspicious. Hormones are strong, but urges not to get raped with sand paper and a stapler are stronger. girls you don't know never offer free sex/head and if they do, alarm bells ring.

quote:Originally posted by clockwork_genius:

girls you don't know never offer free sex/head and if they do, alarm bells ring.

This is probably where i kept on going wrong when I was his age.

Got a lot of great sex out of it though...

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-31-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

A wise decision.

But I could hear her voice and I'd lay money it was for real...she really was female and meant to phone him!

i dunno. i would like to know who was calling. and it depends on if i can A)come up with a legitimate excuse to leave and B)actually leave.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

i dunno. i would like to know who was calling. and it depends on if i can A)come up with a legitimate excuse to leave and B)actually leave.

And the chance of getting head/laid/indulging in freaky-deaky-monkey-sex isn't excuse enough?

I doubt I even would have picked up, I never answer numbers I don't know. I'm always afraid it's going to be someone I REALLY don't want to talk to.

Whenever a girl calls to say she's underage but follows the revelation up with "but still come over, I'll give you head/sex/candy" means her father just found out and wants to beat you senseless.

Traps ahoy!

quote:Originally posted by WorldFamous:

Whenever a girl calls to say she's underage but follows the revelation up with "but still come over, I'll give you head/sex/candy" means her father just found out and wants to beat you senseless.

Traps ahoy!

Edit: also, why would she mention her age in the phonecall like that out of the blue?

It's like when those little girls in the cute uniforms come house to house, completely alone, on the pretence of selling 'cookies'.

It's so tempting. So very tempting, but you just know that anything that blatant and defenceless is probably being covered by atleast three SWAT teams.

[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 03-31-2007).]

I would act the same as your son. Who the fuck is this? How do I know you?

your son my be one of those homosexuals I keep hearing about.

Goddamn Jochitch, does one fucking day not go by that you dont make a post about your son, being overly critical on totse? Its seriously getting annoying as fuck, and your preachy holyer than thou attitude is a clear cut case of ignorance, irresponsibility, and lack of cock.

Shut the fuck up.

I'd first say "okay", but then make my final decision when I saw her in person.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I doubt I even would have picked up, I never answer numbers I don't know. I'm always afraid it's going to be someone I REALLY don't want to talk to.

Same here.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



It's like when those little girls in the cute uniforms come house to house, completely alone, on the pretence of selling 'cookies'.

Aren't they though? HAVE I BEEN MISSING OUT ALL THIS TIME?!

it might of been a wrong #, or maybe your son was eager to know who she was because i wouldnt want some fat bitch giving me head. futher more, thats pretty straight foward, i'd say it was a joke.

same as above^^^ but what im interested in is how u heard this phone call? he told u about it or what?

quote:Originally posted by Caoltan:

same as above^^^ but what im interested in is how u heard this phone call? he told u about it or what?

Well I could hear her voice from where I was standing and he filled me in on the details.

quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:

it might of been a wrong #, or maybe your son was eager to know who she was because i wouldnt want some fat bitch giving me head. futher more, thats pretty straight foward, i'd say it was a joke.

Sounds like it could have been a cop lure. Maybe?

I'd assume it was a joke and just play along.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I was just in the kitchen cleaning up the debris from the evening meal when youngest son (almost 16) gets a call on his cell.

It seems a girl he doesn't know phoned him and said ' This is N**** and I'm sorry but I lied to you. I am only 15 but if you come by now i'll give you head'.

Now surely any normal man would have politely just replied ...

"GgrrreaT! You got beer? I'll be there in 5, and what was the address again?'

But not my idiot son..oh no. No he keeps on asking her 'who is this?' and saying 'I don't know who you are!'

DUH!!!

DO they teach nothing in school these days??!

*despairs of today's youth *



I wish my mom would want me to go to a strangers house to get a blowjob!

Haha, some girl tried that shit on me when I was 13 years old. I came over and she never answered the door. In couple of days, she went around telling people that I'm the biggest pervert(How immature, eh?).

So yeah, I wouldn't ever trust any phone-call/instant message(aim/msn/yahoo). Especially when if it's girl, they are known to fuck with men's minds.

Edit: Let not forget something here, guys also use their female friend to get someone to come over so they can rob them.

[This message has been edited by Volcanbaru (edited 04-01-2007).]

I try to be suspicious of deals that sound too good to be true. Why not any small talk from her? Why approach him like a hooker would?

Was that her real number logged onto his cell or was it through a calling card/proxy number?

Not to be too paranoid... That might be a good way to get someone alone for robbery or a thrashing. Not saying that that is the case here?

Proxy number. Imaginary residence. Secluded location... Why it's an idear straight outta BI!

Like this...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2o52ob



[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 04-01-2007).]

Maybe she was just a stupid bitch who thought it was April 1st.

did not wise man say, youth is wasted on the young?

And why ask silly questions bout the beer, you can always ask after and if she doesn't have any leave to smoke a joint outside and chill

quote:Originally posted by the_boogiman:

I would totally go, but I would take a light weapon in case it was some kind of rapist imitating a female voice.

And if it was three guys ready to lay on a beating? Thump them all & have the girl to boot?

Well. I'm certainly never gonna mess with you!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



But not my idiot son..oh no. No he keeps on asking her 'who is this?' and saying 'I don't know who you are!'

DUH!!!

DO they teach nothing in school these days??!

*despairs of today's youth *



Hahahah I just love how you flame your sons

anyways I would have gone to her house and got head

Yeah I would ask who it was, I wouldn't want to get my hopes up, to then be introduced to some gross as chick who looked like she'd eat my cock, rather than suck it

Yeah, basically the same thing happened to me. And I did the same thing. Because I didn't know her. Is it so wierd to not want to have sex with someone who hasn't earned your trust?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And the chance of getting head/laid/indulging in freaky-deaky-monkey-sex isn't excuse enough?

i'm 15. i live with my parents. i would need an exuse to pass their "ohs shits" sensors.

well he probably thought someone was just fucking with him or some shit. Thats what I would have though.

I'd assume it was a plot to rob me, and counter with a plot to rob the robbers. On the off chance that I do get head, I'd pine through The American Riflemen while puffing on a cigar.

Shoot your son.

I would probably bring a crowbar, just in case.

You should respect your son for having the self control not to go to a random persons house where he will probably be raped. I wouldn't go to someones house i didn't know for a blowjob, it would probably be a fat chick with a load of her friends from school with a video camera or someone to rob me or just someone prank calling.

wow, good way to support logical morals and safe sexual practice in your CHILD.

im 16 and your blatant disregard for your child's sexual well being is, in my opinion, bad parenting. him going around gallivanting with random women who may or may not be on birth control or have STI's is not only unhealthy, its is just as good as being a run of the mill slut.

you fail as a parent.



[This message has been edited by MyExcuse (edited 04-01-2007).]

I understand cause for confusion if he didn't know who she was, fair enough.

But WHY is everyone immediately suspicious when women offer/ask for sexual favours?

Assuming she's either ugly, std ridden, or a slut.. or all three.

Are you trying to say that if I rang up a guy I was into right now and told him I was horny and needed some, he'd more likely be puzzled and suspicious than simply agreeing and coming round?

The state of the world we live in! If I did ask such a thing, I'd have no other motives behind such a request.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

I understand cause for confusion if he didn't know who she was, fair enough.

But WHY is everyone immediately suspicious when women offer/ask for sexual favours?

Assuming she's either ugly, std ridden, or a slut.. or all three.

Are you trying to say that if I rang up a guy I was into right now and told him I was horny and needed some, he'd more likely be puzzled and suspicious than simply agreeing and coming round?

The state of the world we live in! If I did ask such a thing, I'd have no other motives behind such a request.

if it truly was a random guy, how would HE know that you were STI free?

plus random sex with random people isnt as fun as sex with someone you know well, or love....

am i the only one not understanding the logic behind COMPLETE strangers having sex with eachother?

Yes? ^^^ How would anyone know that you could be trusted? Are you good at sounding 'ever so sweet'?

Does everyone who sounds that way automatically become worthy of trust?

Girls lie/cheat/rob/slander/visciously gossip all over the world every day. They very often do it while smiling sweetly & looking ever so cute. :

I'd sure as hell be suspicious. Don't know what I'd do though.

also how does one know that this girl isnt doing it as the butt of a joke? hell how does one know when he got there she wouldn't tie him up and take photo's of his naked body to blackmail him?

sometimes girls are evil in wild packs..

Well in this case I meant someone I knew, but I've heard people saying before on here that if a girl throws herself at you, there's gotta be something wrong.

It just gets me riled that as soon as a woman/girl wants something, she must of course be an easy bitch.

So Ketch's son might not have remembered who she was, it coulda been one of many drunken nights to him, but why would it necessarily be a trick?

And to change the subject a teensy bit (but not hijacking this thread), would any of you guys be put off by a woman who asked for things like that straight up? Would it lose its thrill? If the majority thinks so, I'll be very disturbed, and my innocent perception of the world will be shattered!

quote:Originally posted by MyExcuse:



you fail as a parent.



Thank you Capt.Obvious.

I have never claimed to be a good parent. However I should add that all my sons are very aware of the risks of casual/unprotected sex.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:



And to change the subject a teensy bit (but not hijacking this thread), would any of you guys be put off by a woman who asked for things like that straight up?

Marry me!

Although yes maybe some men would find that 'slutty' and a turn off.

But most ,I reckon, would kill for a girlfriend like that!

Yes? And all the women in the world , by their millions who expect to dip into mens wallets as a matter of their right?

All those poor little girls in their ripped jeans & all 'poor little me'? Who in 10 years will have assets of a hundred grand? Who expect to have that much or more? As their right?

How many will earn it all on their lonesome?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Yes? And all the women in the world , by their millions who expect to dip into mens wallets as a matter of their right?

All those poor little girls in their ripped jeans & all 'poor little me'? Who in 10 years will have assets of a hundred grand? Who expect to have that much or more? As their right?

How many will earn it all on their lonesome?

the ones that aren't out there trying to whore themselves legally to men who have already made it in life?

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7161/1174960086546kq8.png

meh.. damn no-image tag.

[This message has been edited by MyExcuse (edited 04-01-2007).]

My oh my! Whad a cutezors li'l girlykins!

Looks...harmless enough...

My response in that situation would be like

"dude. I just had a shower. I'm in my freaking pyjamas, I've just settled down to watch an episode of Andromeda. Maybe some other time?"

I'd make a really bad male. But an excellent pedophile.

quote:Originally posted by clockwork_genius:

girls you don't know never offer free sex/head and if they do, alarm bells ring.

Lol you're ugly huh?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

My response in that situation would be like

"dude. I just had a shower. I'm in my freaking pyjamas, I've just settled down to watch an episode of Andromeda. Maybe some other time?"

I'd make a really bad male. But an excellent pedophile.

Your more of a 'pet-o-phile' aren't you?

quote:Originally posted by stealth_15:

Goddamn Jochitch, does one fucking day not go by that you dont make a post about your son, being overly critical on totse? Its seriously getting annoying as fuck, and your preachy holyer than thou attitude is a clear cut case of ignorance, irresponsibility, and lack of cock.

Shut the fuck up.

Sadly i have to agree. I always liked your posts jackketch but slowly this is starting to get irritating...

My response would have included "Coming!" and knocking on her door.

Maybe your son felt awkward that you were listening and thought the best thing to do would be to do the responsible thing?

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Originally posted by clockwork_genius:

girls you don't know never offer free sex/head and if they do, alarm bells ring.

Lol you're ugly huh?

stunning, actually.

I would have done the same thing as your son. And I would agree to meet her, just to scope out the situation. I bet she's mingin' though.

Girls who are even the least bit attractive don't have to call up people they don't even know and offer them head.

Honestly, if I didn't have any idea who it was who was calling, I would have responded the same way. Maybe someone was playing a joke, maybe someone had the wrong number, you don't know.

If I knew who it was I would go.

If I didn't - well theres a lot of fugly and not to mention fucking disgusting people (as in HPV infested whores) at my school that would try to pull that off on me. So no.

Also jack - they dont teach anything in school these days. My math teacher admitted to our class that nothing we've been doing this whole year will ever come up again in our lives.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Edit: also, why would she mention her age in the phonecall like that out of the blue?

It's like when those little girls in the cute uniforms come house to house, completely alone, on the pretence of selling 'cookies'.

It's so tempting. So very tempting, but you just know that anything that blatant and defenceless is probably being covered by atleast three SWAT teams.



So you're saying that you'd go for teh lesbian underage sexorz if you knew you'd get away with it?

I would have gone along with it, except for the fact that it sounds like a trap. I'd definately be packing the Glock.

I would have turned up with a bottle of alcohol and a large grin. If it was a joke/attempted mugging then i would take out my katana and see if those bitches knew how to dance.

Killing Joke = Pun Jabby

Pun Jabby = Mr. "Just for a laugh" Stabby

'Ketch, you have failed as a father. You should have grabbed him by the ear, beat the address out of him and taken him over there personally! Now, as a result he will never gather the courage. Take him to the backyard and put him down.

...and as a stepfather to a couple of teenagers, I actually enjoy the 'Ketch postings. If you guys don't like 'em, don't read 'em.

I just wish my teenagers were doing something interesting enough to write about.

If I was 15/16, I'd still have been asking who they were, but I woulda been keen.

Thing is, at that age, you might have a certain kind of paranoia going "is this some kind of dumb prank? how genuine can they be?"

Wish my dad were egging me on when it came to girls though.

I wonder what it would be like if I did tell them what I did with a girl in their house whilst they went away for the weekend.

uhh, well if his parent is standing right there of course he's not going to comply.

quote:Originally posted by JBT17:

uhh, well if his parent is standing right there of course he's not going to comply.

Ya think?

My only comment if he had said to her he was coming right over would have been 'take your cell phone with you and make bloody sure you use a condom, verstanden?"

First off. I Don't like blowjobs. Paranoid. I don't trust most chicks. And I wouldn't trust this schick. I would have refused., but politely. Never scorn a woman. They fucking remember that shit forever.

Ich nicht verstande. Does your son know that you would give him an answer like that? Plus how did you hear what the girl was saying?

quote:Originally posted by JBT17:

Ich nicht verstande. Does your son know that you would give him an answer like that? Plus how did you hear what the girl was saying?

Yes he does. Answered your other question already and btw its 'Ich verstehe nicht' or are you German and just using 'Tuerkendeutsch' for a laugh?

quote:Originally posted by busyhands:



I actually enjoy the 'Ketch postings. If you guys don't like 'em, don't read 'em.



QFT.



quote:Originally posted by Eye_Of_The_Watcher:

Never scorn a woman. They fucking remember that shit forever.

Also quoted for truth.