before you go out on a date or out clubbing or whatever you boys do...will you 'spank the dolphin' as the guy in 'theres something about mary' once put it?

if so does it affect your performance if something happens later and if so in a good or bad way?

ive heard it makes some guys more comfortable around girls and makes them last longer.

so people here with experience tell me so i have something somewhat trustworthy

Uhh...no.

It doesnt make a lick of difference one way or the other. Unless you know you're going to hook up and want to last just that little bit longer.

If I know that I'm going out, I make a point to abstain from mastubating so it builds up.

I like her to be able to feel it.

I won't...being horny and full of cum makes you more charming and sexier, I think...

I personally stop jerking off in the 2-3 days before a hook-up with my girlfriend.

It makes me horny, and it makes it so that she can "feel" when I come, even with through-the-pants grinding and handjobbing.

I like being horny with my girlfriend. Who doesn't?

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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I won't...being horny and full of cum makes you more charming and sexier, I think...



it does... no I don't know either

It makes me less interested in sex, and thus, less sleazy.

Recently realized, girls go out to hook up with sleazy guys.

Also if I jerk it before sex, I'm not going to cum, period.

So really I see no point. Might as well keep it in for a few days before clubbing.

Masturbating lowers the amount of sperms in your body.

Since we are here to reproduce, production of sperms is given highest priority which means that your body weill start replenishing sperms.

Sperms contain like 500 times more zinc than other tissue.

Sperm produciont therefore takes up all the zinc in your body.

Zinc is vital to produce testoserone.



Masturbation (more than like 3 times a week) lowers your testoserone levels...

Testoserone is good for you.

Testoserone is what makes you a man.

Women dont want to fuck women (unless they do of course)

Women want to fuck men.

Lay of the dolphins...please

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

Masturbating lowers the amount of sperms in your body.

Since we are here to reproduce, production of sperms is given highest priority which means that your body weill start replenishing sperms.

Sperms contain like 500 times more zinc than other tissue.

Sperm produciont therefore takes up all the zinc in your body.

Zinc is vital to produce testoserone.



Masturbation (more than like 3 times a week) lowers your testoserone levels...

Testoserone is good for you.

Testoserone is what makes you a man.

Women dont want to fuck women (unless they do of course)

Women want to fuck men.

Lay of the dolphins...please

so when a girl swallows cum she becomes more of a man?

quote:Originally posted by imoan backwards:

so when a girl swallows cum she becomes more of a man?

No, women don't have testosterone.

You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots. Of course women have testosterone. It may be on a MUCH smaller scale than ours, but its there.

Same for estrogen. Men have estrogen, just not as much.

And that shit about beating off more that 3 times a week and lowering testosterone levels is bullshit. I'd like to see your source for that, its sounds like a myth to me.

Are you seriously suggesting that my internets lied to me?

gtfo-no-wai!

Wooey, my internets did find me some sources.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone

good ol wikipedia of course.

A 2001 study examined the effect of a 3-week period of sexual abstinence followed by masturbation-induced orgasm. It found that abstinence over such periods "does not change the neuroendocrine response to orgasm but does produce elevated levels of testosterone in males."

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2qp9lh



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i always find it more difficult to cum when i havent wanked for 3+ days

this is cos your sperm production and hormones make a definite shift (duno bout the bio behind this)

so that way i can last longer (except im a virgin lol)

quote:Originally posted by imoan backwards:

will you 'spank the dolphin' as the guy in 'theres something about mary' once put it?



It's "flog the dolphin" or "spank the monkey".

and sure, if you already blow your load before you go out, you're probably a bit more relaxed because you don't have as much of the urge to get laid/cum...and it does make you last a bit longer too.

I always give it a good quick whacking, so that when I whack it again in a few minutes so that I could go for a couple of hours next time. But this does have side affects, one of the least known side affects is small penis size. I started at 8 incheswhen I was 18, and have gone down to 6 and a half inches.

Hello Naomi.

Nope, sometimes after I masturbate, mini-me decides to retreat into the forest for a couple hours.

Better to have a boner all night than not have a boner at the end, when you need it the most.

quote:Originally posted by happy_one_hit:

No, women don't have testosterone.

a woman without testosterone is a woman without a sex drive.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

Hello Naomi.

how do you know im not the backwards version of a moaner and that im a gasper?!?

okay you got me, my name is naomi - first person to get it or at least prove it.