Everyone, I'm curious of what your turn-offs are when looking for a girl or guy.

-Freckles

-Not being able to read an analog clock.

-Small,"Who-ville" Noses

-Taller than me.

-Black

-Loud



What about you guys?

-Penises

-Ass hair

-Funky smells

-Bad breath (i dont care about a little food breath but ass breath just doesnt do)

-Braces

-Dirty fingernails

-Greasy hair

- Being loud, stupid and embarassing

- being ugly, fat, ginger

- dishonesty

I think I covered them all.

Ginger

Um. Maybe being crass, I don't think I could ever sort of laugh off my girlfriend farting. It'd just totally kill my mood.

-Chain-smoking.

-Being slutty, and lording it to make them look different or interesting.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

-Penises

-Ass hair

-Funky smells

-Bad breath (i dont care about a little food breath but ass breath just doesnt do)

-Braces

-Dirty fingernails

-Greasy hair

Wtf thats me...

Shouldn't tthe posters mentaion if theyre talking baout boys or girls?

For grisl

- Tall

- Lanky

- Bad posture a la Mischa Barton

- Bad Fashion taste

- WTf, pink stokcings!?

Dirty hands.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Ginger

With freckles.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Dirty hands.

* frantically scrubs nicotine stains on his fingers with pumice stone *

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

- Bad posture a la Mischa Barton

- Bad Fashion taste

You're a fucking champ. Every one overlooks the incredible importance of good posture. How a girl carries her self is so fucking important for me.

Also:

- Hairy pussies

- Ugly underwear

-Not a nudist

-Not vomiting on my chest and genitals after sex.

bitchy

slutty

speaks in another language,

(its fine if she can speak Russian, just dont do it around me)

-Taller than me

-Unhygenic (dirty girls with rank smells, ewwww)

-Bad hair

-Ayrian girls

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

bitchy

slutty

speaks in another language,

(its fine if she can speak Russian, just dont do it around me)

Hahaha, what? I've never heard being able to speak another language being a turn off, it's usually the opposite.

I don't think I've ever consciously thought about it before, but posture is definitely a big one. Guys that walk around all hunched over in a football stance or whatever is terribly unattractive. Girls too, for that matter.

Also, insecurity, clinginess, over-styled hair (if you're spending more time on your hair than I do you're a goddamn weirdo) and... bling. Jewellery on guys other than a simple chain or a ring, yuck.

Bad Teeth/Breath

Lack Symmetry

Deformaties.

[This message has been edited by AntiMagnetic (edited 03-31-2007).]

-smoking

-blondes

-too tall/too short

-ugly



quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Also:

- Hairy pussies

- Ugly underwear

thought of some more

-the whole posture thing gets to me too, says a lot about a woman

-and being slutty. HUGE turnoff for me. like when they talk about all they've done in the past with other guys, that will rip the boner right off of me.

- Excessive cynicism

- Constant pissy mood

- If my buddy says you're kind of a whore, I'm gonna trust him more than you.

- Obesity

- Ever saying "Read? Why would I read?" for any reason whatsoever, no exceptions.

- Playing the I-won't-call-yet game.

Treadmarks.

There is nothing worse.

*poor hygiene

*laziness (as in makes me drive us on dates/pick the date out, c'mon guys be a little more creative)

*asking for permission to do things(i.e. "may I kiss you", thats lame)

*fat (some people look alright chubby, but just not fat, go running)

*lack of confidence/experience(I'm not asking for a man whore just someone who knows what the fuck they're doing)

oh hey i just described my ex-boyfriend!

except he wasnt fat

just a fucking loser

no wonder it didnt work out!

quote:Originally posted by LOla_LOndon:

oh hey i just described my ex-boyfriend!

except he wasnt fat

just a fucking loser

no wonder it didnt work out!

The people you date say a lot about yourself. You fucking loser.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

The people you date say a lot about yourself. You fucking loser.

thanks!

I really appreciate that coming from someone off the "inter-web"

If she is not part of the master race i don't want her.

quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:



-freckles

-Small,"Who-ville" Noses



Weird, as long as its on a curvy brunette, those are 2 of my biggest turn-ons. Different strokes for different folks I guess



my biggest turn-offs

-blondes

-bad dating history (total whores basically...)

-being loud/obnoxious

-whiners

-lazy chicks

-girls who try and analyze what your saying/thinking and then give a bullshit report detailing why you are acting "distant" and "cold"... (grrrr)

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Ginger



What's wrong with girls on fire downstairs?

-Fat

-Ugly

-Smelly

-No ones said acne yet

-Greasy

fat

ugly

smelly

stupid

annoying voice

this is a bit of a wierd one, but big gums with small teeth

quote:Originally posted by LOla_LOndon:



oh hey i just described my ex-boyfriend!

except he wasnt fat

just a fucking loser

no wonder it didnt work out!

5 bucks says it was you...

Also:

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:



What's wrong with girls on fire downstairs?

WHAAAAAATTTTT?!?!!?!



Edit: Hmm I suppose I should contribute something..

I usually try to steer clear of penises, syphilis, and hairy vag *flashback*...*Shudders* .





[This message has been edited by DonationsForTheBlind (edited 03-31-2007).]

Hah, it's hard do describe. Everyone has a type, but i take that to the next level. Curvy, big boobs, big arse, same shaped face, completely insane, artistic/musical, intelligent, horrible family, socially insecure and lets not forget the annoying habit of trying to kill me. Yes, this is the kind of girl i go for and yes, i am completely insane.

Turn off for girls,

Taller than me.

Loud.

Obnoxious.

This one is hard to describe, not affectionate? Like the don't ever try to touch or kiss you, they just expect you to do it.

Hairy.

No self control or common sense.

No ass at all.

Listens to new emo pop shit like Panic at the Disco.

Fat, smoker.

That's about it.

not willing to take a fuck

quote:Originally posted by Veritas Aequitas:

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This one is hard to describe, not affectionate? Like the don't ever try to touch or kiss you, they just expect you to do it.

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^ Biggest turn-off on earth

You've gotta hate it when your girl doesn't touch you/kiss you/do anything. Even worse, if you act the same way back and ignore her too, then she'll always have the nerve to ask "what's wrong with you?" or "why are you upset?"

girls who dont touch themselves

i would have difficulty viewing a girl who has never masturbated in a sexual way, simply because she does not know her own body and is, well, rather naive.

girls with:

Bad teeth

Bad Breath

Hairy arms

Unshaven pussy

Smell bad

Bushy eyebrows

Freckles

Really pale

FAT

quote:Originally posted by LOla_LOndon:

thanks!

I really appreciate that coming from someone off the "inter-web"



you say that like it somehow hinders the fact that he just OWNED u. hah girls

edit:

-pimples

-hairy/smelly/not well kept

-the cell phone thing.. put the fuckin thing away when ur driving holy shit i want to punch an infant every time i see a woman driving and talking

[This message has been edited by g0d00 (edited 03-31-2007).]

Fat

horrifically ugly

fat

stupid

fat

black

I hate guys who ASK if they can kiss you! I mean WTF?!?

AND Guys who put themselves down - BIG turn off! Oh and dumb guys who can't even read!!

On the other hand; if guys say "Did that guy just look at you? I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of him!" That gets my motor racing every time :P

-Sluttiness

-Regular drug/alcohol consumption

-Physical laziness/poor health

-Excessive tattoos/piercings/makeup/haridye/silicone

-Stupidity

-Stubbornness

-Acting like an adolescent boy (being loud, brash, vulgar etc)

-Ugly accent

-Not caucasian

Yeap, I'm not gonna have another girlfriend for a while...

quote:Originally posted by LovesRequiem:

Hahaha, what? I've never heard being able to speak another language being a turn off, it's usually the opposite.

No man, its annoying to no end when a girl starts jabbaring away in Russian or any other language and you have no idea of what she's saying.

quote:Originally posted by Veritas Aequitas:

Turn off for girls,

Taller than me.

Loud.

Obnoxious.

This one is hard to describe, not affectionate? Like the don't ever try to touch or kiss you, they just expect you to do it.

Hairy.

No self control or common sense.

No ass at all.

Listens to new emo pop shit like Panic at the Disco.

I fully agree with this. I'm gonna add a few of my own.

Blonde

Acne

gross

whore

dip-shits

lazy

and most of all the non-affectionate girls, wtf ?

- Ignorance

- Obnoxiousness

- Dumbarses

- Men who take forever to get ready, and stand infront of the mirror preening themselves for hours

- Men with no sense of humour

- Seemingly unable to have a serious / intelligent conversation

- Half-arsed attempts at everything

- Bad hygiene (bad breath, BO, etc.)

- Too much femininity

- Non-affectionate guys

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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

The people you date say a lot about yourself. You fucking loser.

FUCKING OWNED!

-Shit posture

-under a 7/10

-constant talk about past relationships

-non white/european

-too short/too tall etc etc etc

-fat

-white girls

-lack of confidence

-lack of intelligence

-blonde hair

-lack of a mind of her own (eg. mindless conformism. conformism is fine if its logical)

-doesn't like to read

-sexually inclined (eg. slut)

-materialistic

fuckk that im a slut, ill fuck anything except blackss and really fat chicks..

I guess I'll be perfectly honest here.

- Doesn't have a vagina.

Anything else is fair game.

Above all else- periods.

quote:Originally posted by radioman:

-Not vomiting on my chest and genitals after sex.

so you like that? grossss

-being sick from your own fault and being useless about it

-fat

quote:Originally posted by the_untouchable:

anal

Hahahahahahahaha

I can only think of obvious ones like obesity and stupidy...

I don't like girls with:

-Bad breath (as stated above, I can deal with some food breath, but ass breath won't cut it)

-Bad teeth

-no ass, or fat/flat ass

-body hair

-a bush (I can handle some pussy hair, but at least trim it up once in a while, I mean, even I trim my pubes.)

-that attitude that says, "I think I'm better than everyone else"

-really skinny

-fat

-bad ance (I can handle some pimples, but please try to handle the shit)

-laziness

-trying to be an idiot (saying that you are stupid, pretending not to understand things so you look stupid, and shit like that) because you think it makes you cool.

-never wanting to kiss or even hold hands, cuddle (hey, what can i say, i like to cuddle up with my women, and that in no way makes me a girly man) or whatever. that shit's immature as hell.

-smokers. id still date them if i really likes them, but id prefer non-smokers.

-goody goodies

There are so many things I don't even want to type them. I'm willing to settle with a lot of them though.

quote:Originally posted by jackdaniels:

I don't like girls with:

-Bad breath (as stated above, I can deal with some food breath, but ass breath won't cut it)

-Bad teeth

-no ass, or fat/flat ass

-body hair

-a bush (I can handle some pussy hair, but at least trim it up once in a while, I mean, even I trim my pubes.)

-that attitude that says, "I think I'm better than everyone else"

-really skinny

-fat

-bad ance (I can handle some pimples, but please try to handle the shit)

-laziness

-trying to be an idiot (saying that you are stupid, pretending not to understand things so you look stupid, and shit like that) because you think it makes you cool.

-never wanting to kiss or even hold hands, cuddle (hey, what can i say, i like to cuddle up with my women, and that in no way makes me a girly man) or whatever. that shit's immature as hell.

-smokers. id still date them if i really likes them, but id prefer non-smokers.

-goody goodies

There are so many things I don't even want to type them. I'm willing to settle with a lot of them though.

well..you just made my post redundant. everything he just said!

Now, wot the fuck is wrong with smoking?

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Now, wot the fuck is wrong with smoking?

The smoker smells like smoke. Also, it can reduce their stamina.

Ugly, fat, stupid, embarassing, loud, taller than me, smokers, dirty. That about does it.

I did not leave out freckles and red hair since I don't have a problem with that.

Bad teeth

no tits

and hair around the nipples

chicks farting when they're vomiting after a big night on the piss *shudder*

Being alive.

quote:Originally posted by Gydus021:

chicks farting when they're vomiting after a big night on the piss *shudder*

Haha, my sister did that once to the guy she liked. He never called her again, lol.

I see one thing missing, something I can't stand in (sadly) many girls these days:

GREED!

I hate the ME! ME! ME! attitude, and hearing how it's all about what guys gave what girls how much...

being stupid.. and err ugly in my own opinion.. other than that anything goes.. actually annoying voice too. I expect a girl to be able to talk without annoying the crap out of me.

To tall

Bad teath

Bad breath

No bra

Can't match clothes

Bad hair

Ginger

Arab

Smokes

Eats pea's one-at-a-time

Ugly Underware

Hairy

Gets offended easy

Fat

Huge nose

diffrent color socks

Hates soda

Doesn't give oral

Doesn't bend over

Burps

Picks nose

talks realllllllly fast

Talks slow

Blood

un-playfull

Can't take/see a joke

thinks 2+2 =!4

Where's more than two things of pink (shoes exempt)

Drives a VW bug

Talks during movies (theaters)

Cant read

Religion

Hates compuers

Doesn't return calls

Not -perfect-

Girls:

Loud

Obnoxious

Chews gum with mouth open (some other guy said this)

Cannot read

Drinks heavily and then embarasses themselves

Smoke

Swear in every sentence

Mispronounces words

Just want to get banged, no romance at all

Were spoilt at birth

Doesn't shave anywhere on her body

Is skinny as fuck

No arse

Constantly putting on make-up and complaining about weight

Female body builders - biggest turn off evar

Girls that try to change the way you are

Can't take a joke

NO sense of humour

Hates animals

Runny noses

bad breath

Chav girls

Talks at lightening speed

Picks nose

Annoying voice

Too tall

Doesn't respect my feelings

Head lice

"bling"