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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-03-31, 05:27
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Default Have I Got a Story To Tell You...(kinda long)

So it's around 12:40 and my girlfriend and I are in my car. At our usual spot, in the parking lot of the marina, where we can see the boats and the water. Well we get into it, also as usual. Despite the smallness of the car, it's enjoyable. Well being that we are in this spot, we have to tend to look out for passerbyes and occasionally cops. Well not but one minute after I cum, I see headlights. These "headlights" decide to pull up right behind my car, these "headlights" turn into 3 headlights with the addition of a spotlight. Then I calmly but surely panic, as does my girlfriend, minus the clam part. I slide my pants up(condom still on), fortunately I had kept my shirt on tonight. My girlfriend on the other hand gets her pants 80% of the way up and I lay a Sweater over her top. The officer knocks on the door and tells me to open it. I do, and he begins to quite nicely question me. Who's car is this? My moms. How old are you? 18(me) and 17. Are you in school? Yes sir, both at St. Petersburg Catholic High. Ahhhh St. Pete Catholic. Yes sir. Well this is a public place so you might want to pick a new place next time. It's none of my business what you guys are doing, he says to me. Well, officer, I could just go home now if that's fine with you? Go ahead and do that. Thank you sir have a good night...

% minutes later after he leaves...

ME: Wow that turned out pretty good.

GF: Are you serious!? We got caught!

ME: That was awesome!

GF: You aren't telling anyone!

ME: OH, I'm telling Totse!

Well that's not one I'll forget. Remember, wear a skirt next time!
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Old 2007-03-31, 06:05
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Default Re: Have I Got a Story To Tell You...(kinda long)

That story hit me square in the face with a steady stream of boring.

[This message has been edited by Forgotten (edited 03-31-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-31, 06:07
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Default Re: Have I Got a Story To Tell You...(kinda long)

I refuse to believe that you have a girlfriend.

And if you do, I refuse to believe that both of you can fit into one car.
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Old 2007-03-31, 06:26
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Default Re: Have I Got a Story To Tell You...(kinda long)

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I refuse to believe that you have a girlfriend.

And if you do, I refuse to believe that both of you can fit into one car.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

That story hit me square in the face with a steady stream of boring.

QFT x2
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Old 2007-03-31, 09:34
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Default Re: Have I Got a Story To Tell You...(kinda long)

I'm also gonna call bullshit on this one.

Purely for the fact that your first thought was to "brag" about it to TOTSE.

Couple of little kinks in that story too...Next time don't let the cop know that you're fucking an underage girl for starters!
 
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